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Messages - Prelate Diogenes Shandor

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 31, 2018, 05:19:16 pm »
Maybe he's depressed. That/s a good sign for our chances during the election.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 29, 2018, 08:35:13 am »
Trump: ‘They Probably Will Never Give’ Me the Nobel Peace Prize, Despite What We’ve Accomplished

As per the article:

'During his speech to the Future Farmers of America, President Donald Trump went on a tangent about why he will never get a Nobel Peace Prize.

He brought up Dr. Norman Borlaug and when he received the honor in 1970, before saying this of the Nobel Peace Prize:

“We won the Nobel Peace Prize. They probably will never give it to me, even what I’m doing in Korea and Idlib province and all of these places. They probably will never give it to me. You know why? Because they don’t want to.”'

Here's a link: https://www.mediaite.com/tv/trump-they-probably-will-never-give-me-the-nobel-peace-prize-despite-what-weve-accomplished/


I think there's a little more to it than simply “Because they don't want to.”

To be fair, they gave a Nobel Prize to Egas Moniz; that's on par with giving one to Trump.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 29, 2018, 08:25:00 am »
His words since the news hit have gotten progressively less defensible. It feels like a hostile occupying power, not an elected regime.

That's probably because he wasn't elected.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 28, 2018, 01:35:59 am »
Most religions are fronts for vampires. Particularly Christianity and the religion of the ancient Aztecs. The Spanish conquest of Mesoamerica was actually a front for a war between two factions of vampires

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Another idea:

A kung-fu movie set on a zero gravity space station in outer space. That way everyone can be all zipping around through the air and shit without the movie having to invoke supernatural explanations of implications.

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Another idea:

Skit: A man starts "speaking in tongues" during a religious event, but rather than foreign languages or the usual meaningless gibberish the speaker starts talking in exaggerated accents and saying phrases stereotypical of the accent affected (like "I make-a the pizza" for italian). This is hailed by the onlookers as a miracle.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 27, 2018, 04:39:01 pm »
Some kind of horror film connecting the 2016 creepy clown sightings with the 2016 election of Donald Trump, the untimate evil clown

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 25, 2018, 12:14:44 am »
For a bombing attempt 2mweeks before an election this is pretty much a best-case scenario, nobody got hurt, and it will generate sympathy for the democrats while painting the republicans in a bad light and putting focus on non-islamic terrorism.

Like I'm glad it clearly was targeting Democrats because otherwise if there was a chance it was non-domestic the Republicans would all be up there all "....blah blah blah ISIS ISIS ISIS...." and all the sheeple would listen and the republicans would win the election for sure

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 24, 2018, 06:53:36 pm »
Supermodels are actually undead, that's why they're so emaciated

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 24, 2018, 02:01:49 am »
A couple of ideas

*The Matrix, except at the end it turns out that neither world is real and Mr.Anderson is just a paranoid schizophrenic

*An alternate history in which America lost the Cold War but nevertheless remained pretty much the same and didn't change significantly (like real world Russia)

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: October 19, 2018, 05:43:21 pm »
The world's never going to be right again until people forget 9/11

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: October 18, 2018, 11:42:32 pm »
What we really need is another march to the sea

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 18, 2018, 05:55:53 pm »
I want to see a version of Dracula set in the modern day and done as a found footage movie. Because the found footage horror film closely matches the format of the original novel (which might be described as "found letters")

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Another idea:
Dumbo but with a different ending. He's not still able to fly after he loses the magic feather. People are unsurprised to see him splat on the geound, commenting that the kaws of physics would have to take a holiday for an elephant to fly under its own power. The feather really is magic. At the end of the film we see the magic feather being loaded into the warehouse from the end of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: October 13, 2018, 06:48:35 am »
The story of Oedipus reimagined to involve time travel. Laius and Oedipus are combined into a single character who is his own father and has a fatal altercation with himself

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 13, 2018, 01:58:38 am »
All of this highlights the need to switch to alternative energy sources and recycle your used plastic products. Because petrochemical use doesn't just hurt the environment, it also helps these shitheads.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 12, 2018, 07:02:33 am »
I've got a dozen grand I can drop on solar panels if it comes to it. It's a very significant chunk of my savings but I could do it if need be

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In any case, Saudi Arabia is one of the most evil regimes in the world, or at least one of the most efficient exporters of evil. There's plenty of evil governments but the Saudi Arabian government does a really good job of having a negative impact on the entire world rather than jist their own oppressed subjects

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They're like Russia or China. They've got enough influence to spread their evil into the world at large. But unlike Russia or China their collapse wouldn't result in a huge number of nuclear ICBMs becoming loose and contested.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: October 11, 2018, 11:49:31 pm »
Saudi Arabia really needs to be toppled

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