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Messages - Cait M. R.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: ATTN TUCSONSPAGS: HALP
« on: July 02, 2010, 02:24:43 pm »
hey, I just need help by 3:30 my time.

As for my luck, Trip? I don't know. I'm not making it up, I can definitely give you phone numbers to call and places to check in with, I have terrible luck, that's simply the truth. If you really don't trust me, Light of Life Homeless Shelter in Pittsburgh housed a Cassidy Cate last night, which is the same date as the discharge date of a Brad Shorts from Clarion Psychiatric Center. Ask them why he was admitted, ask the Lighthouse in Butler the same question.

I. Got. Screwed. Yes, I know, I'm asking for help from the wrong people. But they're the only people I know and trust.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: ATTN TUCSONSPAGS: HALP
« on: July 02, 2010, 02:12:59 pm »
Also, I checked and this is horrormirth. The bridge I mentioned possibly jumping off is the andy warhol bridge.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: ATTN TUCSONSPAGS: HALP
« on: July 02, 2010, 02:10:26 pm »
It's my only shot at survival, unless someone else wants to take a swing at sending me to be homeless in their town. Otherwise it's gonna be a long way down.

23 min till I'll have to haul arse back to the station and hope someone calls for me, because my generously and rule-breakingly provided library computer access is quickly running out.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / ATTN TUCSONSPAGS: HALP
« on: July 02, 2010, 02:03:16 pm »
Stranded homeless in Pittsburgh with nowhere to go, a stolen wallet and a breaking backpack. I will soon be homeless, clothesless and hopeless. BUT THERE IS YET HOPE FOR ME! (There probably won't be tomorrow.)

Cassidy Cate needs his family in Tucson to call up the Pittsburgh Greyhound station and tell them they exist. It's THAT bad, really. An address for them would also be appreciated, so they know where they're sending me. Traveler's Aid said they may yet be able to pay for me, but if they can't then well I guess I'll jump off the really big yellow bridge here or something, since hitchhiking is actually illegal. I'm really screwed if you spags don't pull through for me, and I'm not just saying that to get stuff out of you guys.

I spent the last 9 days in Clarion Psychiatric Center for losing my shit when I had been kept awake for a week straight and kicked someone once. I was dropped off in the middle of an enormous city I had never been to. I spent the night in my second homeless shelter. I'm 20 years old and my legal record is clean, with no drug and alcohol addiction. I got SCREWED, hardcore. I'm counting on some of the best people on Earth to help me out.

Cass, out.

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Or Kill Me / No Hate Left
« on: May 15, 2010, 08:17:07 pm »
I just don't care anymore. I don't mean that in the usual sense of "don't care", poorly using it to hide the depth of my care. No, I just don't give a shit. I bitch out of a sense of duty, not out of any real issue with my life.

Broke my finger? Yeah, okay. Got holed up with a cult for a month? Wake me up tomorrow. My family hates me? Old news. You could probably tell me I was being hunted down by a hitman and I'd either half-heartedly try to run and hide before getting bored 15 minutes later, or I'd hit you in the face for interrupting me while I'm sleeping or eating or doing something else relatively unimportant.

I got contacted by a former girlfriend today, asking me to be accomplice to a murder. I acted outraged on IRC but it was really just all "whatever" and "oh okay" and maybe even "that's nice". Turns out she was lying, she just wanted a place to stay. Can't help you there, young lady. Byebye. After some arguing with myself about it engendered by a sense of moral obligation to help, of course.

I've been trying to write a rant, but I can't get the hate flowing anymore. When I get "pissed" it's closer to "I am irritated and I want you to know I'm irritated, but it's really all okay because I don't care a whole lot." Any attempt to write a rant on my life since going to jail would read drier than the ashes of sawdust. No laughs, no mittens. Not even any rantiness. It'd just explain what happened, in the sort of voice reserved for a thesis.

I posted this here, too, out of a sense of duty. I felt sort of bad about promising a rant and then not delivering, so this is it. I don't know if the juices will ever flow again, but I sure hope. The WOMPs are still forthcoming, however, I assure you that much.

That is all.

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It's like they don't understand the meaning of the word "suspect". Didn't we used to believe in innocent until proven guilty?

No.  Until arrested.

You find that out once that happens to you or someone you love/care about.

How about getting arrested, the handcuffs yanked down on your wrist hard enough to permanently destroy a nerve that's connected to the back of your thumb and leave extremely disturbing scars, then getting taken to prison and having your finger broken because your haircut offends the shift commander? That happens, you know. Oh, wasn't read my rights either. Mentioned that to the judge, got told "suck it up".

Yeah. Innocent until arrested. Absolutely true.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« on: May 15, 2010, 02:44:49 am »
in fact, i was told when i came to AMURRRIKAH that you are required by law to carry a state id at all times anyways

so the bill doesn't really change anything

This is patently false.  I'm not saying no one ever told you that, but it has never been legally required to carry a state ID.  Not the least because there are no state IDs (some states are considering it, but AFAIK none of them have passed it yet.  Could be wrong though.)  What I think you're referring to is what is called a "driver's license," which is a state-issued certificate that allows you to operate a lethal weapon (motor vehicle) on public roads.  I'm pretty sure people with temp visas can get driver's licenses, which means that they are in no way a proof of citizenship.

Yes there are. I have one in my wallet right now.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: ATTN: PHYSICS SPAGS
« on: January 12, 2010, 07:13:41 pm »
Fair enough, LMNO.

He was hoping for something spectacular, but fuck him.

Why? He's told me what this is going into. I'll spare you the details so that your brain doesn't shoot out of your ass at a velocity sufficient to send the whole planet careening toward Andromeda, but let's just say that there is a "time wavelength" and a "death wavelength". This was for the latter. Oh, and the scientists in this are called sorcerers. They turn planets into giant magical spaceweapons. None of that is sarcasm, not even the magical part.

I'm embarrassed to be associated with this question now.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: ATTN: PHYSICS SPAGS
« on: January 12, 2010, 03:07:21 am »
Not negative. From 0 to 3. Yes, it's useless, but that's okay, because this is for something where the more useless it is the more value it has. (Do not ask me to explain, because I don't know the details and he is not providing them. I asked.) I'm just looking for a reasonable name to give it, unless it already has one. Could you help there?

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: January 11, 2010, 04:42:25 pm »
Sorry guys, part of the transmission got cut off. This is the real deal.


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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: January 11, 2010, 04:36:13 pm »


ALSO THIS

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: January 11, 2010, 04:02:07 pm »
Fixed first post. Also,


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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: January 11, 2010, 03:18:27 pm »


There will be another version coming soon

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Techmology and Scientism / ATTN: PHYSICS SPAGS
« on: January 01, 2010, 04:58:48 pm »
I'm curious as to whether or not there is a name for electromagnetic frequencies below the ELF radio range, if such things are even physically possible. (Note, this is for a friend who specifically stated that it should be assumed that the hypothetical beings using these frequencies have the means to turn entire solar systems into antennas.)

I'm thinking sub-Hertz (if that's even a technically correct term?) frequencies, like decihertz and below.

If there isn't, could someone offer a plausible name for such?

Thanks!

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: El Rushbo rushed to hospital.
« on: December 31, 2009, 11:56:52 am »
I'm rather hoping he's alive, has something major, and his insurance company denies his claim.
:mittens:

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