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Messages - Cait M. R.

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Yeah, it's going to take a few moments of meditation to get myself to a calm happy place to confront her without an aluminum baseball bat.

TGRR is a deity of serenity and calm in some cultures. Channel him for inspiration.


Cainad,
ten bad ideas for every good one
Seconded.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: New Moon
« on: November 29, 2009, 05:17:46 pm »
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He added: “I had no idea people could get so obsessed. But it’s not scary - it’s amazing. People just project their idea of my character on to me and they just seem to assume that I’m the same, when in reality I’m not.”

Tryingnottopisspeopleoffese for "My fans are a pack of retards!"

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High Weirdness / Re: Mindfucking Biology
« on: November 29, 2009, 04:34:08 am »
Greg Bear did this already. Multiple times.

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Other news, same topic, Apparently DC's C Street group is tied to this bill:
http://www.pensitoreview.com/2009/11/25/the-family-c-street-group-tied-to-uganda-death-penalty-for-gays/


OK, you know what, fuck it.  I'm through being reasonable.  I'm going to go be a paranoid delusional nutjob who rants about global conspiracies on the internet.  Because apparently somewhere along the way reality decided it really wanted to be a bad spy novel, and there's no room left for being sane, just different flavors of delusional.

THIS.

THIS x 100000000.

Someone, anyone, just trebuchet reality into Cthulhu-land now. It'll be better for my brains.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Black Metal Discordia.
« on: November 28, 2009, 09:14:31 am »
Just occurred to me that this fellow is pretty much a living spam bot. He's contributed nothing other than promotion for his "friends' band"  and a shoddy attempt to make us feel obligated to check it out.

Just sayin'.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Hate spreading & the Islamic stamp hoax
« on: November 24, 2009, 09:12:52 pm »
more noise and no signal.

There's a memebomb there somewhere.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Salsa: the miracle food-product
« on: November 24, 2009, 08:49:23 pm »
I think she means, "not-salsa salsa".




You know, the goopy, almost-ketchup, mostly cornsyrup and faux jalepeno additive sodium supplement.
Fix'd

Not-salsa salsa yes. Almost ketchup? Nnnnno. (I cannot STAND ketchup. It leads to violent vomit spells.) I think you're thinking of that stuff with the consistency of thin spaghetti sauce. While this is in fact goopy, it's also full of gigantic veggie chunks.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Salsa: the miracle food-product
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:32:26 pm »
I mean chunky.

Yes, the American not-quite-salsa salsa.

Recipes will be coming soon. I don't have them now because I normally make my food without measuring at all. I just guess.

does this mean, from a jar?
you don't have to measure btw, a guess is just as good with stuff like this

Worse. It means from a jar or, more often, a gigantic plastic container. Yes, I buy in bulk because I use it that much.

Well, as far as guessing, it's hard to do with this because I have an extremely hard time comparing amounts off-hand. When I next make my pasta salad I'll set all the ingredients aside beforehand and compare the sizes, so I don't get them confused and fuck it all up forever.

If you want to try guessing at it on your own, though... I'll get a rough list of ingredients in a little while here.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:04:11 pm »
Fox News isn't so great with Teh Math:


http://jmbell.org/blog/2009/11/23/fox-news-fun-facts-of-the-math-variety/

Best part is the "SOURCE: OPINIONS" bit. I know what it means, but I laugh all the same.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Salsa: the miracle food-product
« on: November 24, 2009, 05:02:28 pm »
I mean chunky.

Yes, the American not-quite-salsa salsa.

Recipes will be coming soon. I don't have them now because I normally make my food without measuring at all. I just guess.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Roger Flyers — US Release
« on: November 24, 2009, 04:34:05 pm »
Anyone with existing copies knows I properly attributed you in the flier as you had requested.

They WERE "ours" but that was contingent on both parties consent. If you decided to pull your writing the flier dies and there is no more "ours." If I decided to pull my creative work the flier dies and there is no more "ours."

I decided to pull my creative work, so the PDF file I created dies.

There is no more "ours" dumbass. "Ours" was contingent on mutual consent, which died after you tried to hound me off the board.



According to this, you pulled your creative work.. meaning, of course, that you have no stake in the flyers.

They aren't "yours" in either sense of that word. They're Roger's.

YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.

Naw.  I still give him credit for his work, even if he didn't have the class to reciprocate.  Not that it matters, anymore.  The fliers are dead, so Net has shown us.  HE'S SHOWN US ALL!  THAT WILL TEACH US TO INTERFERE WHILE HE VENTS HIS SMARMY SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS ON NIGEL!  UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!

ITT: Roger is the very visage of generosity.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Roger Flyers — US Release
« on: November 24, 2009, 04:29:16 pm »
Anyone with existing copies knows I properly attributed you in the flier as you had requested.

They WERE "ours" but that was contingent on both parties consent. If you decided to pull your writing the flier dies and there is no more "ours." If I decided to pull my creative work the flier dies and there is no more "ours."

I decided to pull my creative work, so the PDF file I created dies.

There is no more "ours" dumbass. "Ours" was contingent on mutual consent, which died after you tried to hound me off the board.



According to this, you pulled your creative work.. meaning, of course, that you have no stake in the flyers.

They aren't "yours" in either sense of that word. They're Roger's.

YOU SAID IT, NOT ME.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: The bleach! It does nothing!
« on: November 24, 2009, 04:26:43 pm »
Now do you see why I hung out with the Americans and Scandanavians while I was studying?  They were the only people who didn't bow down and worship my (to them) perfect antipodean visage.

The sad part is that I don't know if you're exaggerating or not.

With faces like that, seeing someone who doesn't look like they stuck their head in the middle of a nuclear reactor must have been like a blessing.

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Discordian Recipes / Salsa: the miracle food-product
« on: November 24, 2009, 01:44:29 pm »
Ah, the wonders of salsa. That reddish chip-sludge that so many people have eaten, little do they know of its many uses.

I can put this shit in ANYTHING and it makes it better. For example, try a salsa meatloaf sometimes. No, really. It is bright red all the way through and ridiculously delicious. I'm also well known among my friends and family for my awesome salsa-based hot pasta salad. Something that, though it is physically painful to stir, cannot be fucked up by even the worst cook on earth (i.e., me). I'll probably post a recipe sometime.

Oh, and I also mix this delicious pseudo-Mexican paste into macaroni and cheese. Not the box kind (though that is even made edible by salsa) but the oven kind. Fuck, I bet there's like, maybe 10 commonly-eaten foods that can't be improved with the addition of a half cup of goddamn salsa. And I bet they're all desserts or sandwiches.

Furthermore, there's usually a metric assload of salsa in my fridge at any given time. And if I can't find anything else to eat, you can be damn sure I can make a fucking awesome meal out of pasta and random shit we have in the cupboards.

Tl;dr, fucking salsa kicks ass.

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