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It was, in medieval times.

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Id like to join  :mrgreen:

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Or Kill Me / Re: I'm pissed at the world.
« on: January 17, 2010, 06:40:13 am »

Its good that you are sharing.

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Or Kill Me / Re: I'm pissed at the world.
« on: January 17, 2010, 06:28:29 am »

My reference to "word-salad" and "pinealism" relates to this:

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=23512.0

And i guess its fine if you share with us your fantasies, but at least make them entertaining; to me at least your musings of making people suffer arent appealing.

Theres some interesting ideas in what you said and that most of PD i think woudl agree on.

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Or Kill Me / Re: I'm pissed at the world.
« on: January 17, 2010, 06:24:08 am »
I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will.

Maybe you are pissed at yourself?

The only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to. And none of that crappy stuff like Hannah Montana and the idiots named Jonas brothers,

Well yes, those are crappy groups, thats why some of us dont listen to radio or television.

cause if I could, I would have them pull boulders from one side of the country to other until they drop dead from hunger and exhaustion, and it would all be for my amusement, because if I'm gonna be stuck on a planet filled with idiots, I might as well make it entertaining.

fantasy

So yeah, go ahead and call me the psychotic bitch who has called dibs on snuffing out her own dad, I don't give a fuck. I'm already pretty sure I'm insane, I've been pondering if I am for the past few months, and I like the idea of being insane, so


We really dont care, its fashionable nowadays to be "insane/crazy", i dont know when it became a synonym to "special".

now I have a really good reason why I hate the world and its inhabitants. Just thinking about how I have to share an entire planet with complete and utter idiots makes get ulcers, and that ANNOYS me. The thought of more than 150 people being born every minute makes me want to puke on Sarah Palin, because her stupidity just amazes me, and I've even read the first few pages of her book, and I thought, "If she actually thinks that this book is the best thing since she named one of children 'Trig'" then she is the number one idiot that i can think of on the spot.

Overpopulation is a sucky thing indeed, and so is Palin.

 
Something else that pisses me off is men who don't have the dignity to screw their wife at least once a year, and then their wives have to go out and buy dildos and vibraters, and then just leave it in the bathrooms for their kids to see it.

Does that even happen often? What is wrong with women using dildoes? Do kids find all dildoes?

New Jersey is now my new enemy, because they rejected gay marriage, but then again, no one even likes New Jersey, and

Yeah, that was bad.

that is why I plan to blow up New Jersey, and then laugh my ass off until I puke out bladder, and then a random zebra comes and eats it, then gives birth to a lion that eats it. If I was the last person on the earth, and for whatever reason god thinks it would be funny to have someone else too, I would make that person do my laundry, then slip cyanide into their drink, and sip some tea while I watch them try to puke it up, but by the time they found out that they had been poisoned they'd be dead.

fantasy, with some of what we call pinealism/word-salad

Now that I think about, another reason why I put up with people, is so I can have some orange juice. But SOMEONE in my house drank the last of it, and now there's only the orange juice with too much pulp in it...

uh

Somebody better get me some orange juice. That means now, before i squish your heads with really oversized elephants of doom.

pinealism

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Or Kill Me / Re: I'm pissed at the world.
« on: January 17, 2010, 06:00:09 am »
I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will. The only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to.

So you dont need food or services?

Perhaps a cave in a mountain would be more pleasurable than living in society?

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                                            All them white boys in the Department of State
                                            where this big, GRRR!
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UK: breeding a new generation of BDSMers.

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Propaganda Depository / Re: Crossdressing
« on: January 16, 2010, 06:01:16 am »

teh furry legs  :|

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Mexico: #46

FML

psst...sneak up the coast, move in with me. 8)

 :sad: I miss California. They have nice things, like streetwalks without cracks or tree roots; like where you can actually use bikes to one place to another.


-JohNyx,
  almost died last time he tried to bike anywhere.

Trees?  What are those?

Oh silly Roger, its them like christmas trees that are made out of dry chairs, and the Machine makes people put them everywehre, because theres no more space at the local dumpster.

Some madmen speak of leaves and flowers not made of plastic; such deluded conspiracy freaks, it saddens me.

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Mexico: #46

FML

psst...sneak up the coast, move in with me. 8)

 :sad: I miss California. They have nice things, like streetwalks without cracks or tree roots; like where you can actually use bikes to one place to another.


-JohNyx,
  almost died last time he tried to bike anywhere.

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Lets just get this over with.

<Piles on 50 snowball.>

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