Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - The Johnny

Pages: 1 ... 150 151 152 [153] 154 155 156 ... 204
2281
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Bristol Palin is now a political consultant
« on: January 09, 2010, 04:21:09 am »
You say that now, but wait until you see her pontificating on ABC news about foreign policy, and being taken seriously.

This.  Meghan McCain was bad enough, and she at least seems to be vaguely intelligent.

Is it just me, or is America becoming more and more an aristocracy by the day?  Media, PR, politics, intelligence, corporations...all seem to be recruiting based more on blood ties than ability.

Do you recall the WOMP Cramulus made some months back...

Some egyptian sphinx on the background and a pyramid, and on the "front" and lower part of the image, riot police with "VOTE" stickers on their shields, and i dont remember what else...

Aristocracies have always existed and will exist, only the form they incarnate in is what changes.

And no, things "aren't better" from what it was 20,000 years ago from the class-struggle perspective; our only solace is technology making everyones life better.

2282
The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Electronic Music
« on: January 09, 2010, 04:08:57 am »

He was wise to include speedcore.

2283
I could definitely kill a dog.  All you gotta do is grab a hold of their forearms and yank.  I could probably not kill a cow without a hand weapon because cows are huge and stompy.  Big cats are right out.  Manatee sounds easy, given time.  I could probably kill a dolphin too, but that would be, you know, wrong.  It would have to be a criminal dolphin.


As for the earlier claim about killing a giraffe, I call bullshit.  If you think being kicked by a mule is bad, imagine being kicked by something many times its size.  Your head would fly off.

If you tackled the giraffe right in the knee cap, im sure it would bust.

-JohNyx,
 knows the higher the ride, the harder the fall.
 (of course if it falls on top of you, it would be a tie, wouldnt it.)

2284

Monthy python died like 200 years ago FFS  :roll:

2285
Note that I never answered.

I'm a pacifist, and wouldn't kill anything you bloodthirsty bastards.

Its either you or them, you existential hippie  :argh!:


2286
12 feet of acid? Is he dumb enough to talk into swimming down and having a look?

Of course not! Duh, we have to pour enough vinegar to neutralize the acid first!

2287
How the fuck are you going to kill an elephant with your bare hands? "Given enough time" that they starve to death is cheating  :argh!:

Herbivores are prey, and therefore have different innate reactions than predators.  Being non-threatening to prey is different than being non-threatening to predators.

Also, the eyebuttsocket goes straight to the brain liver and kidneys, my arm is long, and my nails are sharp.

-JohNyx,
  not squeamish of a slow, gory, messy kill.

2288
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Minecraft: It's awesome.
« on: January 08, 2010, 08:04:17 pm »

I wish it was that, so at least i would know the source.  :|

2289
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Minecraft: It's awesome.
« on: January 08, 2010, 08:02:57 pm »
NEVAR  :argh!:

as long as theres blood to keep me engorged

and money for the repairs

NEVAAAAAR !!11!!!!

 :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

2290
ear plugs + ear muffs

that way if he wants to communicate, you wont hear him

and if takes them off of you, you have an excuse to jump him


(uhh, i dont know about etiquette on "apple talk letters", if Richter was supposed to answer first, sorry)

2291

Wow, i should carry around a laptop with a usb cable, and tase peoples mouths with it.

2292

I think a giraffe; but i think it would take a while.

2294
:eek: :fnord:

I'm not sure about the NWS rules here, so i'll just post a link.

NWS NWS (as nws as mspaint gets anyway)
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs38/f/2008/318/d/1/d1c3d4a285dae2330464dfa96aefcf37.jpg

hopefully you pd/f'ers find it as funny as i do ;x

One of them should actually be a vagina...

2295

Noses with frost-bite are just a small price to pay for "Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité"

P.S. It's not coincidence it does not say "Sororité" in the national motto.

Pages: 1 ... 150 151 152 [153] 154 155 156 ... 204