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12 feet of acid? Is he dumb enough to talk into swimming down and having a look?

Of course not! Duh, we have to pour enough vinegar to neutralize the acid first!

2282
How the fuck are you going to kill an elephant with your bare hands? "Given enough time" that they starve to death is cheating  :argh!:

Herbivores are prey, and therefore have different innate reactions than predators.  Being non-threatening to prey is different than being non-threatening to predators.

Also, the eyebuttsocket goes straight to the brain liver and kidneys, my arm is long, and my nails are sharp.

-JohNyx,
  not squeamish of a slow, gory, messy kill.

2283
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Minecraft: It's awesome.
« on: January 08, 2010, 08:04:17 pm »

I wish it was that, so at least i would know the source.  :|

2284
Techmology and Scientism / Re: Minecraft: It's awesome.
« on: January 08, 2010, 08:02:57 pm »
NEVAR  :argh!:

as long as theres blood to keep me engorged

and money for the repairs

NEVAAAAAR !!11!!!!

 :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

2285
ear plugs + ear muffs

that way if he wants to communicate, you wont hear him

and if takes them off of you, you have an excuse to jump him


(uhh, i dont know about etiquette on "apple talk letters", if Richter was supposed to answer first, sorry)

2286

Wow, i should carry around a laptop with a usb cable, and tase peoples mouths with it.

2287

I think a giraffe; but i think it would take a while.

2289
:eek: :fnord:

I'm not sure about the NWS rules here, so i'll just post a link.

NWS NWS (as nws as mspaint gets anyway)
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs38/f/2008/318/d/1/d1c3d4a285dae2330464dfa96aefcf37.jpg

hopefully you pd/f'ers find it as funny as i do ;x

One of them should actually be a vagina...

2290

Noses with frost-bite are just a small price to pay for "Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité"

P.S. It's not coincidence it does not say "Sororité" in the national motto.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Minecraft: It's awesome.
« on: January 08, 2010, 03:03:47 am »

McAfee failed.

Im planning on buying a subscription for BitDefender, for all this madness started 2 months after it expired.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Minecraft: It's awesome.
« on: January 08, 2010, 03:00:06 am »
Update your javas?

I did just before trying. Idk, this computer sucks and is infected.

Meh.

You're still using an infected machine? Shit man, just format it.

These drunk bums of a technician monkeys are distracted by the holidays of the "Three Magus that brought gifts to Baby Jesus", so they havent replaced my fried power source; thus, they let me borrow a computer from their cyber-cafe, and i properly infected it.  :| And im not gonna bother fixing something thats not mine.

2293

Still, not allowing them to wear what they want on the street is completely off-the-wall, over-the-top.

What if I decided to take a stroll in front of your house wearing a big bulky jacket covering something up,  with, what is that...WIRES!?  What is this thing in my hand here with the switch on it for...

I am not comparing the wearing of a burqa with suicide bombers, but there are legitimate reasons for not allowing people to wear certain things in certain places, and if you test me, I will always find a way to be over the top in my clothes.

If you arent comparing burqa wearers to suicide bombers, then your example makes no sense.

Your right, muslims should only wear transparent ponchos so they dont blow us up.

My jacket was directed at you.  I can understand restrictions on people wearing certain clothes in certain places.  I don't see how that makes no sense.  Some things are a no-no.  If you saw me in front of your home wearing my previously described jacket, you think I should be left alone?

I still think a woman being told that she is not allowed to wear attire suiting her religious beliefs in public is fucking stupid.  Just outlaw religion and make it easier.

If you were just standing there, whatever. If when i exited my apartment complex you stared at me creepily id keep an eye out for you, while i walk towards wherever im going. You could very well be covered in tar and feathers and i wouldnt mind.

Besides, suicide bombers dont wait, they just strike.

And you dont need a burqa to hide plastic explosives, it more than well fits in said backpack i mentioned.

As I said, I think a burqa is fine.  If I saw some asshole in my neighborhood wearing my jacket I would beat the shit out of him and take my jacket back.  If I saw someone I thought might have a bomb I would get my family out of the area, then inform the police "there was a guy walking around outside with a big bulky jacket covering something, with wires, and a switch in his hand."

 :lulz: lol wtf

NO, I WOULD RUN TOWARDS HIM IN FULL SPEED, THROW SOME DUST IN HIS FACE TO BLIND HIM, THEN TACKLE HIM AND STRUGGLE TO GET THE SWITCH OFF HIS HAND, PUNCH HIM UNTIL HES UNCONSCIOUS, THEN STRANGLE THE DIRTY SAND NIGGER WITH THE WIRE - THEN ID GET MEDALS AND GET THE KEY TO THE CITY.

2294

And im not sure, but i think you can fit enough C4 up your rectum to kill a dozen people.

So the "banning clothing" for Safetytm doesnt make much sense to me.

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Still, not allowing them to wear what they want on the street is completely off-the-wall, over-the-top.

What if I decided to take a stroll in front of your house wearing a big bulky jacket covering something up,  with, what is that...WIRES!?  What is this thing in my hand here with the switch on it for...

I am not comparing the wearing of a burqa with suicide bombers, but there are legitimate reasons for not allowing people to wear certain things in certain places, and if you test me, I will always find a way to be over the top in my clothes.

If you arent comparing burqa wearers to suicide bombers, then your example makes no sense.

Your right, muslims should only wear transparent ponchos so they dont blow us up.

My jacket was directed at you.  I can understand restrictions on people wearing certain clothes in certain places.  I don't see how that makes no sense.  Some things are a no-no.  If you saw me in front of your home wearing my previously described jacket, you think I should be left alone?

I still think a woman being told that she is not allowed to wear attire suiting her religious beliefs in public is fucking stupid.  Just outlaw religion and make it easier.

If you were just standing there, whatever. If when i exited my apartment complex you stared at me creepily id keep an eye out for you, while i walk towards wherever im going. You could very well be covered in tar and feathers and i wouldnt mind.

Besides, suicide bombers dont wait, they just strike.

And you dont need a burqa to hide plastic explosives, it more than well fits in said backpack i mentioned.

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