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Apple Zone / Re: Recommend your favorite movies

« on: October 30, 2009, 05:00:54 pm »

Withnail and I.

i severly need to accidentally go on holiday.

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Apple Zone / Re: The Original Suu Snub!

« on: October 30, 2009, 04:58:56 pm »

yes, toss golden apples. attend event looking smokin hawt.

Your sister's orange dress reminds me of the dress I got married in, but that was obscenely bright fuschia.

If it still fits me, I shall be wearing it when i do South Coast Divorce Fest. I hope it gets TRASHED.

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Apple Zone / Re: <-<Link to a great fucking song>->

« on: October 30, 2009, 04:50:50 pm »

Pearl Jam are just rock, rly. I never really thought of them as Very Grunge, just a little bit.

and dont get hung up on wut some music journo or A&R man calls a band.

a band is good, or a band sucks, this is mostly subjective.

I enjoyed the Mudhoney tho.

pixie o'fubar- likes it punky AND bluesy.
 

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The peanut gallery / Unlimited Morn Fail Thread

« on: October 30, 2009, 04:44:31 pm »

jeez all this mental fappery is very much so TL;DR.


We are going to scare off some fun people if this shit continues in this thread!

if i had seen the last few pages as a n00b i would has turned and RAN...

maybe the postcount discussion needs a split?

cos, yanno, its DULL AS FUCK.

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Apple Zone / Re: Which is the odd one out?

« on: October 30, 2009, 11:38:32 am »

i chose 4 cos its the only green one.

i like green things.

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Apple Zone / Re: <-<Link to a great fucking song>->

« on: October 30, 2009, 09:50:52 am »

I don't much care for Pearl Jam.I used to love their old stuff, but I find that even that doesn't appeal to me anymore.

pfft. Best. Band, EVER. If you're me.

These things are subjective, tho.

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The peanut gallery / Unlimited Morn Fail Thread

« on: October 30, 2009, 01:52:25 am »

ooh, 3 more posts for Morn and we can feed him to the mutant fish in p3nt's basement.

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Apple Zone / Re: <-<Link to a great fucking song>->

« on: October 29, 2009, 10:35:05 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxoXSS25xOA

its technically 2, but the first they only ever really play live, and MFC seems to follow as standard.

I woke up with it in my head this morning.

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Apple Zone / Re: This Shirt Is Habit Forming.

« on: October 29, 2009, 03:44:00 pm »

Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.

-Frater P3nT-

P3nt was ordained for this years ago.

A Paynedictine Monk is not ordained, rather he is marinated in alcohol until he starts talking in tongues and/or vomiting profusely.

anyway, you've still been one for YEARS.

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Apple Zone / Re: This Shirt Is Habit Forming.

« on: October 29, 2009, 01:59:28 am »

That sounds like you had a delightful time!

i may have to keep a small scorecard of the Propositions I turn Down during my celibacy. thats 3 so far, averaging one a week.

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Apple Zone / Re: This Shirt Is Habit Forming.

« on: October 29, 2009, 01:32:42 am »

Fuck being celibate. I'ma become Paynedictine Monk instead and take a vow of intoxication.

-Frater P3nT-

P3nt was ordained for this years ago.

I would like to say 2 things:

A) hey, nice shirt
B) Pixie is cute in an "I want to pinch her little cheeks and make her squeak" kinda way.

that is all.

I concur, although we may differ on which cheeks we want to pinch.

yes, we must urge our clergy to turn the other cheek.

You boys are lucky you arent within slapping distance. The Awesome Slap is required of all Paynite Nuns, try and deafen the offender. (read cheeky little fucker)

I went out postering earlier to get the fuck out of the house away from the Constantly Sighing Man and my intertubes were clogged, and finally do something with the rest of the stuff from the DoD bag, I walked a bit postering along the way, sat looking over a point nearby where the train line, road and the docks are all in sight, like the stepping point to GTFO of here. I sat, looked out on it, listened to some tunes and then made my way back home, taking the most random route home from where i was, by this time the condensation had eased a bit, but some prime surfaces for posters were unfortunately covered in snails due to the conditions.

Anyway, walking around with a load of Syn's leftover posters from the Day of Drunk and my collections of meme bomb stickers i was almost nearly home and i slapped a sticker on a lamp-post, outside one of the b&b's nearby, adn some dude asked me wut i was up to... He had assumed that I was doing music promotion cos of the patch jacket with extra stuff and band badges/buttons and so i slipped him the BIP leaflet and the Why I Put Up Posters from Cram, and gave him a couple of stickers, and we then had a chat and a beer and it was fun.  He did say that he wanted to steal A Pix to some big ased dance event, but yanno, random on the street yo. he's working down here until February, and is fully aware of the Celibacy Clause of the Paynite Order.

However, seeing as his digs are close, he has offered to accompany A Pix to the pub when Ross is driving me crazy.

It's been a Pixie Adventure.

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Apple Zone / Re: This Shirt Is Habit Forming.

« on: October 28, 2009, 12:44:57 am »

Cainad is going to be reincarnated as Keith Richards' left nipple.

He can't be a nun in that state. Not yet.

 

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Apple Zone / Re: This Shirt Is Habit Forming.

« on: October 28, 2009, 12:17:25 am »

WOW

That's... fabulous. Holy shit! How do I become a Paynite nun?

You may need to be ordained as a nun at a later time, but I reckon that whatever rules Pix sets up I can over ride for you. If I think it's funny enough to anyway.

Also, Richter and TGRR are already technically Religious Personages, and may therefore be considered nuns. Maybe not FULL nuns, but still, they can wear habits and kick bastards right in tha nads in my name.

And meh, the celibacy thing is a fit of pique on my part. Co-habitation is, as Pixie says, a good way to avoid that rule. Alternatively, you could just lie of the application form. It's not like I'm NOT going to rapture y'all when the time comes if you do.

If anyone wants that shirt then yes, message Syn. He will LOVE to get fan mail.He'll hate that that shirt gets more orders than any he actually designed himself but hey, this is ORGANISED RELIGION, YO?

YAY! I can be a nun! Maybe!

I hereby hold forth that probably having been married three times for a cumulative total of 17 years might be considered on overriding factor re: the celibacy requirement.

Payne suggests you marry a 4th time, and then become ordained, so your 5th one will be to the Lord Payne

I suggest you get a special dispensation on the celibacy thing due to your status as the patron Saint Of Poor Decision making.

We will discuss this at LENGTH when drunk.


Also, Payne, wut about Cainad?

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Apple Zone / Re: This Shirt Is Habit Forming.

« on: October 27, 2009, 10:34:04 pm »

If Payne wants me to take a vow of celibacy he has to show up here, at my house 3000 miles away from Scotland and I'll listen.

Suu, see the cohabiting clause.

Yes, Pixie is  !

But um, CELIBACY? The Paynite order is CELIBATE? THREE MONTHS!!!?

I am afraid I will have to form my own order, then. Perhaps the TGRRite Order of Dirty Little Girls in the Name of Our Lady of Discord. No T-shirt, but at least I am forbidden to forsake the nookie!


Nun, TGRRODLGNOLD.

Would TGRRs be the opposite to Payne's?

If you are celibate for three months you get kicked out?

Yes, that would be considered a breach of vows.

Hey, I decided that if I'm not going to be getting any anytime soon, as the Founding Nun I'm going to pretty much request the same of later followers. It is symbolic of the inner Good Panda / Bad Panda dichotomy.

I'm also already clergy, but I fulfill the celibacy clause (about four times over). What sort of corrupt benefits would I get if I nunnified? Also, how much would it piss Payne off if Cainad was let in?

Once the Rules of the Order have been clarified with myself and my Messiah. I will get back to yew.

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Apple Zone / Re: This Shirt Is Habit Forming.

« on: October 27, 2009, 09:04:46 pm »

Speak to Payne. You'd has to not shag any crazy wimmins for the next 3 months tho.

What if I'm effectively being used as a dildo for a dangerous and crazy oil exec "woman"?

THOU SHALT NOT SLIP OR BE SLIPPED MOAR THAN THE TIP DURING THE CELIBACY TEST OF ORDINATION- DO NEVAR!

She'd rip my lungs out.

When the woman has finally broken you, we shall provide comfort. (aloe vera and an ice pack.)

What's a little more stress, Pix?    

it was moar for the friction burns.