1000x this!Oh yes. Nigel's dick all the way through till it sticks out of his mouth like a luau pig, and a slow roast.
Fucker snuck out of the house when I was in the shower. Probably went to his parents for turkey/beer/football.
If he's smart, he'll only come back to get his stuff.
He shouldn't have to come inside to get his stuff after you pitch it out on the lawn. Change the locks while you're at it. Sexually harassing your kid is not the kind of offense where he gets to come back inside the house; as of right now he's homeless.