The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Open Bar: Funnier Than White People Practicing Voodoo« on: July 17, 2014, 01:05:43 am »
SHIT! FUCK! DAMN!
Urgh, this is what I hate about PD.com, it is the only site in existence where a perfectly good spam thread can be misused for high quality discussions. I hate you all.
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Glad you're back.
Alright, you bastages
(the one with the gloves)
Wow. Quite honestly, I never thought I would see this day.
You're talking to someone here, Suu, who will happily take coffee in volumes from a heaped teaspoon to multiple tablespoons to "only 3% water". And that's the nasty instant stuff. It's the only way I can get a buzz off it.
You'd love what I just made then. French press and everything. I knew it was a bit much, but I went with it and now my intestines are revolting.
Have you ever heard the tale of Richter's Espresso Machine when we both worked in Boston?
He would put 3x the amount of espresso roast into a machine that would give you about the amount of coffee to fill a large mug. There were two people in the office that could handle it, him, and Fabulously Gay Nate, who's previous gig was a bike messenger, and also the front of a synthpop band.
This shit notoriously sent me on a vision quest across Boston Common one lunch hour during which I preached THE WORD to a congregation of bums near the Park St. subway stop. I returned back to my desk and had a caffeine crash. My supervisor came over to check on me, as my head was down on the desk and groaning. Knowing exactly what to do, he picked up my phone, and dialed Richter. Who, within a few minutes, appeared at my desk with a fresh pot of rocket fuel he heated my mug with.
That was the day I saw Eris. Though it may have been Mayor Menino in drag. I haven't figure it out yet.
Holy shit, I'm actually getting WORK. In JANUARY.
Hot damn, I'll be able to make my student loan payments this semester after all!