England is a horrible place. I've seen what those people are like. All chimneysweeps and chamberpots and teatime.
Fair, but it also gave us all of the best metal this wrong side of Scandinavia. It's closer to Ireland than Boston (so I'd be trading out one side of the family for another). Irish citizens can live there no problem (as evidenced by my dad living off the Crown due to disability). And again, stabler climate, with just the right amount of atmospheric misery to satisfy me.
Ah but there's that double tax, distance from Boston, and I get sick of tea pretty quick but have blood in my coffee stream (sorry chaps, your coffee is shite).
BUT THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT TYPES OF TEA.
HOW CAN YOU BE SICK OF TEA? Shit, son, I have at least 20 types of tea (and herbal infusions) both bagged and loose all up in my kitchen right now and i have more in the mail coming to me.
I have a tea drawer. And a tea shelf.
I think I may need a tea intervention :s
Black tea has way more caffeine than coffee.