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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
« on: January 18, 2010, 05:18:18 am »
I drew this for another forum, but I think it's relevant so I'm crossposting:

This is totally how she mows her lawn.

The one thing I'm really curious about is how Pat justifies God not just punishing the Haitians when they made the deal. You know, when the people who did it were still alive. I guess all these nasty atheists who haven't been praying lately must have freed up a lot of spare time for Him to enact His wrath.

And I thought Canadian politics was fucked.

Some people played this a couple years back on another forum that I visit. I wanted to join, but I never managed to sign up on time. Sign me up, bucko.

I did not find this gross at all. I am immune to the horrors of the Internet.

Right now, I'm temporarily convinced that this is the greatest song ever. Queen + David Bowie = FUCK YEAR

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:09:27 am »
There are hard lines, Requia.  I think in some cases, abject horror is the only appropriate response.

This. I think I'd find her funny, but there's something about those glassy eyes.
And that... that... smile.

exceeding my shudder capacity.

Step 1: Legally change name to "Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Russia's Greatest Love Machine"

Step 2: Get arrested.

Step 3: Laugh as judge is forced to read your new legal name aloud in court.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Sarah Palin - Joins FOX News
« on: January 14, 2010, 05:36:50 am »
Honestly, I'd find her hilarious if she wasn't so balls-to-the-wall horrifying.

ITT: People watch Pocahontas In Space, get depressed, make news.

He only did it because of the coded secret messages in the Lady Gaga songs which activated his Project BLUEBIRD programming.

/conspiracy theorist

I haven't been keeping up-to-date with the latest tinfoil hats. Would you care to enlighten me on this Project BLUEBIRD?

Ok then, that makes a bit more sense.
But why did that white guy have to be white? It still looks bad. Though I suppose this was probably part of a series that all starred the same guy. Never mind then.
Regardless of whether it was intentional or not, it was amusing.

Literate Chaotic / Re: The Haiku Game
« on: January 09, 2010, 01:11:35 am »
I have a headache.
I don't know exactly what
that is in my puke.

NT:the atom bomb

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