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Or Kill Me / Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)

« on: November 06, 2009, 04:50:41 am »

Really, I'd say something pointing out the stupidity and pretentiousness of the OP, but it would be redundant at this point. Do you gas threads around these parts?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: <-<Link to a great fucking song>->

« on: November 06, 2009, 04:40:02 am »

Jesus fucking christ, you ruined it for everyone!

It's fixed now.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Justice

« on: November 06, 2009, 01:23:28 am »

Know what's one thing I love about this place? If I put Fuck You as an option to a poll, the majority of people will take it. I'm not being sarcastic. It's funny as hell.

It's because it's always the right answer.

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Bring and Brag / Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:40:29 am »

What the

what's this I don't even

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Or Kill Me / Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:33:59 am »

I don't think he was saying that abortion should be outlawed. In fact, I know he wasn't.

No, but I don't think abortion is as simple as yes or no from an abstract position, even if you're not talking about outlawing it.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:30:42 am »

Spoken like a true man who never intends his GF to read this site. Or who has a GF with an unprecedented sense of humour. My money is on #1

I would definitely say #1.

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Bring and Brag / Re: AN ODE TO THE EXON

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:20:35 am »

 

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Bring and Brag / AN ODE TO THE EXON

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:19:22 am »

O GLORIOUS EXON!
HOW YOU SIT UPON
THAT DOUBLE HELIX FRAME!
THE FEEBLE INTRON,
HOW IT KEEPS RIGHT ON
NOT DOING ANYTHING; IT’S LAME!

YOU ARE COOL
THE OTHER GENES ARE FOOLS
YOU’RE A TOOL
BUT YOU’RE STILL COOL

TRANSCRIPTION IS WHERE IT’S AT
AND WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY FALL FLAT
POLYMERASE OF RNA
COMES TO PEEL YOU ALL AWAY
PROMOTERS TELL IT WHERE TO BIND
YOU KNOW THEY CAN’T BE HARD TO FIND

ADANINE, GUANINE,
THYMINE, CYTOSINE
RNA HAS ALL BUT THYMINE
IT HAS URACIL
INSTEAD OF THYMINE
THAT CAT IS WAY TOO RADICAL
FOR THAT RNA
DAYUM, THAT’S THYMINE

EXONS AND INTRONS ARE TRANSCRIBED
TO MESSENGER RNA
BUT NO INTRONS HEREIN DESCRIBED
EVER, EVER GET TO STAY
THAT’S DISCRIMINATION!
IT’S A FASCIST NATION!
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WHEN THOSE NAZIS LIVE IN YOU?

IT’S THEN THAT MESSENGER RNA
FINALLY LEAVES THE DOCKING BAY
OF THE NUCLEUS TO PAY
A VISIT TO A RIBOSOME,
WHICH HAS ITS OWN RNA.
IT’S CALLED RIBOSOMAL RNA!

THREE BASES IN THE RNA
MAKE A CODON, SO THEY SAY
AND TRANSFER RNA
FORMS ANTICODONS
WHICH ATTACH TO THESE IN A LOGICAL WAY
AND BRING AMINO ACIDS IN;
THUS PROTEIN SYNTHESIS BEGINS

THE AMINO ACIDS FORM A CHAIN
THIS CHAIN IS A POLYPEPTIDE CHAIN
NOT SOME OTHER KIND OF CHAIN
LIKE A NON-SCIENTIFIC-JARGON CHAIN
OR A SEND THIS TO X AMOUNT OF FRIENDS MAIL CHAIN
OR A RHYMING BRAIN RAIN CRANE LANE CHAIN
IT IS A POLYPEPTIDE CHAIN
AND IT IS A PROTEIN

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Oh, you beautiful faggots!

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:17:32 am »

In unrelated news, I once peed in my own mouth when I was five. 

I swear I've seen that video of you.

 

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Our motherfucking messiah sleeps with the fishes

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:07:25 am »

You horrible bastard.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Oh, you beautiful faggots!

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:06:00 am »

In unrelated news, I once peed in my own mouth when I was five. 

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Hey, Lex, I'm gonna tell you a story.

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:04:57 am »

-toa,
not practiced at showing sympathy

Just vomit your emotions into the keyboard. It doesn't have to be coherent.

When I do that, it tries to be funny. I'm guessing that would be bad right now.

Yes, it probably would.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMPtards, I'm not afraid of you!

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:04:22 am »

I should probably post my picture sometime.

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Or Kill Me / Re: GREYFACE LIVES! (And not where you think!)

« on: November 05, 2009, 04:02:38 am »

The physical mechanics of that emoticon boggle the mind.
No, wait, I see it now. That's rather strange.

ANYWAY, I must object to the notion that Discordianism dictates that one should live one's life in as messy of a condition as possible. No, I am not the neatest or most organized person in the world, and I do personally prefer a relaxed take on the subject of tidiness, but it does have its uses. I must protest your rejection of abortion, as well. I don't consider it to be particularly moral myself, but I'm a firm believer that the decision of abortion should be placed squarely on the mother. I don't think the morality of a complex issue like abortion can or should be decided from an abstract stance, especially by somebody who will never be in the position of having to make that choice(I'm assuming you're a guy- sue me).

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Oh, you beautiful faggots!

« on: November 05, 2009, 03:40:46 am »

That's because I wouldn't call those who oppose it "people". You'll know if you ever meet one.

Oh, I've met a few of them before. I once went out with this girl who was a baptist and found all homosexual activity to be completely repulsive. I also suspect that my apartment's landlady might be one of them.