I loved it.
I handed this in as a biology assignment.
Today, for a brief second, I thought of a life without Roger. It was much like my current life, except that this forum was a bit nicer.
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I loved it.
Im just trying to prepare you people for 2012
There is much more than just that
where would we be with out the beast?
The Protomen and their best song. It's so fucking 80s.
Oh, and I should mention every song The Protomen write is about MEGAMAN. No, really. And they somehow turn Megaman from a lame kiddie story to something deep and inspired.
Some of you will be wondering how it could get cooler. I'll tell you how: they have a live choir. Really.
I see your Megadeth Duke Nukem and raise you Vertexguy's Duke Nukem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-y0MdPXslo
You're not looking hard enough.
So your solution is "become a sociopath?"
To extend your biological metaphor... have you ever heard of these animals called "elephants" ? They're a somewhat rare species restricted to parts of Africa, India, and public zoos, so you might not have encountered one before. Anyway, these fuckers are big. They're bigger than any other extant land animal. They're like organic tanks. They have teeth that are, I kid you not, like a meter long. Why on earth do you need teeth that big? Even T-Rex only had teeth about 8" long, and it ate dinosaurs.
So what do elephants eat? What prey has it evolved to take down? Grass. 50% grass, plus assorted other veggies, and fruit when they can get it.
But that's ridiculous! you say. How can that much meat go around just eating grass? Why hasn't a naturally superior predator come around and eaten them all millennia ago? Survival of the fittest, right?
Well, yes, but "fittest" doesn't mean what you seem to think it means. "Fittest" doesn't mean "lean mean killing machine." It means "fittest." And elephants are smart - they stick together. They know there is no land animal (besides an armed human) on earth that can kill an adult without getting very, very lucky, and none that can take on a group of elephants (humans usually aren't dumb enough to try, but sometimes they are desperate.) When lions show up, gazelles scatter, but elephants form a phalanx, young in the middle, warriors on the outside. An elephant could kill any other extant land animal - but they don't have to (except people. Indian elephants make an exception for people and raid villages periodically.)
The solution is not to become the perfect predator. When a predator runs out of prey, it dies. When it gets slow, it dies. Predators are cowards - they go after the easy prey because they know if a prey fights back and injures it, it won't be able to catch the next one.
The solution is to find a group that will stand behind you, while you stand behind them in return. Or, if you can't or don't want to, become so big that nothing can hurt you if you don't wish it. Become so flexible that you can roll with any blow.