« on: November 04, 2009, 11:51:02 pm »
hi guys, trying my hand again now that I've seen a bit of how it's done
They have them here too, way up north. I've seen some of them. I've met some of them. Our landlords and our doctors and our salesmen. They're nice enough, sure, they're friendly enough, but you can see something in the way they scamper about trying to regulate their lives, something in the unsteadiness of their voices. There's a certain panic about them.
Yes, they go to church, yes, some of them even go into hysterics there. I know, I've been to those services. You know the type. Praise the lord. I'd like to kneel down and thank him for leaving me alive to blow him. But they're lying to themselves, and they're lying to us visitors. We're tourists. Us, we get the pretty glass hotel view with the hossannahs and the amens and the pageants and the hymns. And you know and I know and they know that what they're worshipping, what they believe in, it isn't God.
Heaven is a suburb, you know. Isn't it perfect, the way the houses line up? The neat straight hedges? The uniform lawn ornaments? Can't you admire the symmetry of it all? Everyone gets the same big houses with the bright white siding and the shiny new SUV in the garage and the other car in the driveway. You need another car these days. A smaller one. These are hard times, after all. God is your standard of living, and this economic uncertainty, it's the devil. And the day is coming nearer that the devil will take us all, but don't worry! You can help drive away this evil. It just takes a little self-sacrifice.
This is where the scurrying and the fretting come in. See, something you have to learn, something you've gotta pound into that monkey skull, is that these people are smart. They know what's going on.They didn't go to law school or medical school or accounting school for nothing. They came out better. They came out knowing about the power of the dollar. And now it's their talisman. The coin gets you where you want to go. Gives you good luck, drives away dark spirits. All that it wants in return is all that shit you fed to the pig. You see, the pig, it's just a bank. It's just a giant piggy bank. The money is what's inside.
is this one better?