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1486
I never got to watch cartoons when I was a kid. Maybe that's why I'm so fucked up.

1487
Plastic - wrapped turd UNDEr everything else in the lunchbag.  Just for a dramatic reveal

It's all in the presentation.

1488
You should do that little trick you normally reserve for urinals.

No, I want it to take a while.

However you please.

1489
So basically, I'm an edible zombie?   :lulz:

Well, all zombies are technically edible.

1490
Oh, and the scum ARE out there...Oh, yes.  We think you know who we're talking about, MRS SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE, don't we, MR NIMBY, MS ENHANCED INTERROGATION KEEPS US SAFE...Oh, indeed.  We KNOW that the end of the republic isn't some bloody handed dictator, but instead the MORBIDLY OBESE WARTARD SCREECHING ABOUT "ISLAMOFASCISTS" FROM HIS ABUSED AND STRAINING RASCAL SCOOTER.

This is how democracy dies...not with a bang, but a wheeze.

I love the Rain God.

One day, I will turn the rain on and break the valve handle off.

Oh, yes.

You should do that little trick you normally reserve for urinals.

1491
I AM THE QUEEN OF CHEESE

DELICIOUS HORRIBLE AND SEXY

...

huh I found this when googling for an appropriate image to this title [probably NSFW] [nude, even though no naughty bits are showing]
http://blogimages.seniorennet.be/bomma/578-7471391fe98f16daa756b4024a16a1c9.jpg

it's unrelated but I still wanted to share it

Yeah, that image was used for the cover of an album by the Bloodhound Gang. I was in a pawn shop with my stepfather (who looks almost exactly like that, only a bit less fat) and I had to show it to him.

1492
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.

But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts.  Anyway:

"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."

I like it. It makes me think of Flounderman.

Who?

ETA:  Fine, put some "flounderman" shit in your personal text.  I shall piss down my condolences when you're burning in hell/Phoenix.

It's fixed now.

1493
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.

But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts.  Anyway:

"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."

I like it. It makes me think of Flounderman.

Who?

This guy I know on the internet who likes to fuck with people. He says he works in depravity like an artist works in oils and paints.
He wrote this: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4247120/1/A_Very_YuGiOh_Christmas

1494
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.

But not after 9PM MST, because I'll either be asleep or going haywire with perverts.  Anyway:

"Chupacabra of Internet Sex Crimes."

I like it. It makes me think of Flounderman.

1495
I think it would be wise to commune with my rain god.

1497
Happy Nye, you say?

1498
We get signal.

1499
In AD 2010, war was beginning.

1500
Or Kill Me / Re: Unreachable
« on: December 31, 2009, 04:44:40 pm »
This post makes me feel happy inside. I don't think that's the intended tone, but I don't care. It makes me feel good about never writing anything down but unsatisfactory poetry. Thank you.

OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED HOW THIS LOOKS

Sorry, I wasn't saying the post was bad, I was talking about the bit about notebooks.

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