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Awesome, the green ranger was the reason my favourite colour used to be green.

Wait, we all get a sammich?


Forget I said anything.  Gimme dat sammich.

Mayo! I will not rest until we have mayo in every fridge and a pickle in every jar.

Yeah, but Cain is a werewolf, so he's playing an entirely different game.

Shit, how did I not think of that?  
I'm withholding my vote for now.

Vote for Mistress Freeky here.  She's been too quiet.

Cain has been studying game theory. I think this notion has merit.

I think we're all overlooking the obvious question of how a computer geek would come into play in any semiplausible plotline based on drug-dealing lumberjacks and gangsters. Would said geek work for the government or what?

Do you have any bibles you can bear to part with?

Also, you probably have a foot fetish. Gross.

I shot myself in the foot to prove my innocence. And any rumors you've heard about me and the tavern wench are completely untrue!

All that means is that you're also a masochist. Some people engage in genital self-mutilation because it turns them on. It's true, I can send you pictures if you want. You sick fuck.

And as for the wench...
I have yet to discover the truth on that matter, but I do have my, ahem, ways.

What's funnier is that the zombie, a creature that is only dangerous in large groups, was created by a mob.

Goddamn mob psychology...Shrunkenheadspace pulled it off like a werewolf hunting Joe McCarthy. And now I'm dead, and I just ate my fucking kids.Christ.

It's not my fault you're the village's primary vector of pubic lice. People are bound to hold grudges over that.

Also, you probably have a foot fetish. Gross.

On the bright side, things aren't as bad as they're going to be.

Know what's funny. You killed me because you thought I was a werewolf, but by killing me you turned me into a zombie. Oh and braaaaiiiins!

What's funnier is that the zombie, a creature that is only dangerous in large groups, was created by a mob.

That it is good fun when you are on the mob side

Hail Eris to that.

But we did learn a valuable lesson on mob justice.

Learn what?

Does Slanket haz visible std facial marks that hes ashamed of showing us?

We really fucked up on that one, didn't we? 

If I die tonight, Semaj is a werewolf.

Actually, if I die tonight Semaj is probably not a werewolf...

...which is what they're expecting! If I die tonight Semaj might be a werewolf...