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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: hog water
« on: December 22, 2009, 06:00:29 am »
I'm enjoying this thread so far.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Reply to Emo Thread
« on: December 22, 2009, 05:58:18 am »

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Reason #11: Because you put your pance on one arm at a time like every one else.

Oh, the anatomy!
 :asplode:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Reply to Emo Thread
« on: December 21, 2009, 04:44:53 am »
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm sorry, emo kids might be the nicest people in the world, but their culture sucks. Horribly. It's just so petty and shallow. I guess the same could be said of all teen subcultures, but...
Well, fuck, it could. And would be true. You don't need a subculture. You want individuality? Be an individual. The thing about the scene look is that it's a uniform. You may think you're sticking out, but consider all the effort that you're putting into looking "scene". People don't see you as you, they see you as a scene kid. Here's a homework assignment: Watch the movie SLC Punk! It's extremely relevant to the subject of subcultures and identity. It may change your whole perspective on things and it's fucking entertaining too.

Oh, and scene music is terrible.  :argh!:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Teabaggers ask Rep to move his office closer
« on: December 16, 2009, 02:23:50 pm »
I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

So irrational thought tells me to get together an Anti-Teaparty, Party to confound theses wingnuts and put forth Cobra Commander as a nominee.

 :lulz: DO IT

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I once tricked my stepfather into thinking I pissed in his coffee, but I didn't actually do it.

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High Weirdness / Re: Crowley for President in 2012
« on: December 15, 2009, 12:37:01 am »

I wonder how many people will get the wrong idea and vote for Anal Cunt.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Christian missionaries
« on: December 12, 2009, 11:30:42 pm »
The third would be to act superior around the other clubs and anyone not in a club, too, and try and get them to join the CC. Yes?

I found this vaguely hilarious because I'm a member of a group called the Clock Crew, or CC for short.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ITT WE PLACE BETS
« on: December 05, 2009, 05:07:22 pm »
It looks like I'm about to win a bet.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ITT WE PLACE BETS
« on: December 05, 2009, 07:14:21 am »
I bet that you will begin to watch Twilight.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ASK Anythinf
« on: December 05, 2009, 03:36:17 am »
What do you know of Bill Murray?

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Detroit Rock City


yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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I'd pay to see that.

Not that he's necessarily going into full traditional yoga practices, but it could get REALLY good...  (Nigel will get a kick out of this.)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhauti_(Hatha_Yoga)


Edit for link fix

If Oprah bahiskrita dhauti's on live TV....

Chakshu dauti looks like fun too, especially if Oprah provides the "solution" herself.
Of course, she'd just use saltwater, but one can dream...

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 :lulz: That's beautiful.

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