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Two days from now, I'm moving to Toronto. I'll have a job when I get there, and it appears that things are beginning to go well for a change, in spite of the temporary indignity of staying at my grandparents' place. I've had progress in therapy here, and I've begun to identify at least one of the mechanisms behind my behaviors. If I spend the summer establishing a routine to methodically adjust this mechanism, maybe I'll even be a functioning human being by winter.

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A spring haiku:

flowers aren't worth this
drippy goddamn misery
tweet tweet little bird

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Somehow, I cut my finger on a pizza box. I blame Richter.

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God dammit Bear.  :argh!:

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This is uncanny.  I said fuck it and timed the commercials.  They are almost precisely 10 minutes apart (+/- 30 seconds), and there are exactly 1 per commercial break, last commercial, 6 per hour.

The level of saturation is HUGE.  The Koch Brothers must be spending a few hundred thousand in Southern Arizona alone.

That's horrifying. I don't envy you.

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All these labels and descriptors to box ourselves in. Why can't we all just be Transhuman?

Oooh.

I can now actually describe myself as something that no one has ever described themselves before.

Twid,
Cishuman

I guarantee you it's been done on Tumblr.

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So I got to go to the hospital today. Thanks, vodka!

Glad you're presumably ok. And vodka will do that.

Yeah, I'm pretty much fine now and laughing my ass off. Basically, my body started rejecting water whenever I tried to drink it. I had to get an IV drip so I could take in fluids without vomiting them back up. I can't eat anything really substantial for a couple of days, but I should be fine in the long term. Also, I get to tell people that I've been poisoned, which sounds so much cooler than "sick".

What's odd is that this exact thing happened to me a couple of years ago when I tried eating food from my workplace.

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So I got to go to the hospital today. Thanks, vodka!

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: "Tranny"
« on: April 07, 2014, 09:57:52 pm »
I'm working on clarifying the difference between a legitimate activist and an SJW.

So far, an activist wants to make things better.  An SJW wants to trumpet butthurt at the expense of making things better.

An activist is interested in advancing their cause.  An SJW *IS* The Cause.

Nailed it. Improving the world is great, but there's a point where you become nothing more than an opinion in human skin.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: I Write Like....
« on: March 28, 2014, 01:58:04 am »
Ray Bradbury. Hell yes.

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It's them's that's missing the point.

He used "afraid of life" as an argument about "miserable bastards".

Oh, okay.  I was worried that I was missing something obvious.

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Also, no mention of "illegitimate" prior to his own post, so that's a clear misuse of language on his side.

I dismissed that as incomprehensible jargon.  I THINK it means "not accepted by this group".

I think he took "bastard" literally. I think he thought you were calling them miserable illegitimate offspring. That is exactly how thoroughly he missed the point.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0fYTHrFN7c

Jesus, they're little savages.

This just in:  TGRR defeats Verthaine at Full Contact Milk.



WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS GOING ON IN THAT VIDEO?

I want in on it.

Looks like a milk-drinking contest. Seeing if they can drink a litre of milk in an hour and hold it down the longest.
I've done it, it's bad times.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Fuck the System
« on: March 22, 2014, 06:26:47 pm »
You know, when you're not being a provocative asshole, you're really quite eloquent.

Newsfeed?

EDIT: I've always been kind of amazed that computers can even work. I mean, the display alone, even for something as simple as a command line, must require a volume of data incomprehensible to the human mind. This isn't even getting into shit like real-time rendering in game engines.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cain, help
« on: March 16, 2014, 06:00:52 am »
I know I'm not Cain, but what's going on?

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Also, there's something about the Portland mannerism that really fucks up communications with people who aren't from here. People from San Francisco and Oakland kind of get it, but from anywhere else, it's a trainwreck of crossed wires waiting to happen. In person, people think we're too nice, passive, and polite. In writing, people think we're giant dicks who put things way too bluntly. People who are from here tend to say whatever they're thinking, but somehow the delivery softens it too much and nobody can hear it, or they get confused by the gentleness of the delivery and accuse us of being passive-aggressive. I think it's because we talk slowly and tend not to be very loud. That and talking in newscaster english probably confuses people. Keep on fucking that chicken!

I kinda want to move there now.

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