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Beyond the wall / Re: Do impossible thoughts exist?
« on: Today at 04:41:26 am »
Do impossible thoughts exist or are they only imagined to exist such that we imagine the existence of an impossible thought and think we are thinking about it when we are in point of fact not thinking about it at all?

Define "exist".

Exist - Having the boundary condition of non-existence

This level of nonsense is rage-inducing, unless you are not a native english speaker.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: Today at 12:31:45 am »
The head of maintenance thinks that what's blocking the sewer is a chunk of whale.

That's no place for a whale!  What are you Portlandians doing up there, anyway?

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Beyond the wall / Re: Film Flam
« on: January 14, 2017, 02:35:02 am »
It's not as painful as "Manos"

When even MST3K can't save a movie....

To be fair, the PSAs that preceded it were excellently bizarre.

To be fair, I used Torgo's knees as a simile when I had gout.  Unfortunately, no one got the reference.

Aw shit, I missed that completely. To be fair.  :lulz:

Damn, Nigel got there first. :argh!:

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Beyond the wall / Re: Do impossible thoughts exist?
« on: January 13, 2017, 03:54:26 am »
Ooh, ooh!! I know this one!  In what's-her-fucking-name, ex-Alaskan politician who ran for president but dropped out, her book, she spoke of wondering, as a kid, why people didn't just flap their arms really hard and fly around, and that was supposed to be profound instead of an embarrassing story meant to endear her to her readers.  Either the flying or the attempt at depth, take your pick, BOTH are impossible thoughts.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 11, 2017, 05:27:10 am »
I was disabling my webcam just now in the device manager, and found an entry called "Unknown Device."  I disabled it, and nothing happened.  Then I uninstalled it and nothing continued to happen.  WTF?

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 10, 2017, 03:25:26 am »
Eveery time I've heard someone mention Are You Afraid of the Dark?, the episode with the pool is always, always, ALWAYS mentioned as the one that fucked them up the most, because that was a hellaciously fucked up episode.  That show was supposed to be for kids?

I absolutely love Are You Afraid Of The Dark?. The episode that messed me up the most as a kid was the Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle, the one about the kid's friend who got trapped in a river, drowned, and then haunted him. That episode is why I'm apprehensive around dams.

Funny enough though, a while back I watched the episode again to see if it was as scary as I remembered it, and it's actually a nice story about friendship.

Have you watched R.L. Stine's A Haunting Hour?  A lot of the episodes come close to being on the same level as AYAOTD. Some of the episodes are generic kid/teen horror, but a lot of them have fantastic/scary fridge logic that left me with the same impresion as AYAOTD, as far as not believing they'd do that in a kid's/teen's show.

I, uh, tend to avoid scary shit.  It wasn't until a few years ago that I could watch a scary movie without throwing up, but I still get the paranoia of "WHAT IF THAT SHIT IS REAL IM NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN EVER" even though I know better.  At least for the genuinely scary stuff.  I can get through the hokey things.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 10, 2017, 01:33:43 am »
Holy shit, Waffles. D:


Eveery time I've heard someone mention Are You Afraid of the Dark?, the episode with the pool is always, always, ALWAYS mentioned as the one that fucked them up the most, because that was a hellaciously fucked up episode.  That show was supposed to be for kids?

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Discordian Recipes / Re: I MAEDED SO MANY THINGS!
« on: January 09, 2017, 09:25:49 pm »
WASSAIL

2 quarts apple cider
1 quart pineapple juice
1/4 lb dried cranberries
a handful of dried cherries
cinnamon
oranges
cloves
pumpkin pie spice

Cut oranges in half, and if you have whole coves put a bunch in the oranges, but ground cloves still work.  Go easy on the cinnamon if you don't have sticks (take the sticks out after about 6 hours).
Put all that shit in a crockpot, cook on high for an hour and a half, then keep it on the Warm setting overnight. 
Squeeze the oranges into the pot, then toss them out.  Strain all the stuff out if you want, but the fruit makes for a nice snack while you're drinking.

You could probably put hard liquor in, too, but I don't know what would go best.  Go nuts.

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Beyond the wall / Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« on: January 09, 2017, 08:00:31 am »
That argument seems to be one they come to often, because they were arguing that when I was watching them.  Also, an endless loop of thanking each other for saying thank you and you're welcome.

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Beyond the wall / Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« on: January 07, 2017, 10:38:23 pm »
Hang in there, ECH.


I just read a thread in the youtube comments section where 30 people were trying to tell a guy who'd gone off his depression meds for personal reasons what depression is and how depression meds work.  I was torn between amusement and slapping them with science, and didn't comment.

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Beyond the wall / Re: I don't know where the random links thread is
« on: January 07, 2017, 04:34:01 am »
https://www.twitch.tv/seebotschat

Two google homes talking, being streamed on twitch. It's like people watching, almost.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Fun with funghi
« on: January 06, 2017, 07:28:06 pm »
Those are pretty!

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So i mentioned a while ago that my folks were going to put my dog to sleep.  They didn't.  She's still hanging on, but she's not eating anything regularly except a little bit of egg nog. I always thought the phrase "skin and bone" was just a slight hyperbole to evoke horror and sympathy in literature, but there is nowhere on her where there is anything that feels like flesh.

The whole thing is just awful and prolongs everyone's suffering.  And sorry to mention it, but I just. :(

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Discordian Recipes / Re: I MAEDED SO MANY THINGS!
« on: December 24, 2016, 05:31:28 am »
Today, we get extremely ambitious and make a main course PLUS A SIDE!

Fried Rice

Basmati Rice, 2 cups
3 jumbo eggs
corn
peas
carrots
broccoli
soy sauce
sesame oil


1. Cook the rice an hour and a half before dinner is supposed to start, because fried rice takes for fucking ever.  Holy shit, you're on top of this shit tonight.
2. Hot damn, that rice is fucking perfectly cooked.  Let that shit cool completely.
3. Thaw the carrots and peas, corn, and broccoli, because frozen shit is precooked and that cuts cook time by a bit.  Wait, how the fuck has it been 45 minutes?  Uh, scramble the eggs with some oil and soy sauce in.  Just a bit, you don't need to drown the eggs in that crap. 
4. Cook those eggs.  Oh, oh no.  No, time what are you doing.  No time STAHP
5. Stir fry the vegetables in sesameoil andsoy sauce.
6.Stirfry therice andvegetablesand addtheeggs last whyisn'ttherea biggerpan fuck
6.5 SALT ALL THE THINGS

Orange Chicken

SAUCE:
rice vinegar
the zest of 4 ORANGES
orange juice
brown sugar
ancho chile pepper
garlic powder

MEATS:
6 chicken thighs
flour
corn starch
salt
pepper
oil



7. PANIC BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED CUTTING THE THIGHS UP AND YOU'VE GOT LIKE 15 MINTUES BEFORE DINNER
8. Pour some orange juice in a pan.  Add a little vinegar, the zest, some brown sugar (not as much as the zest), the spices. Stare blankly into the pan and the void beyond, and decide to add some soy sauce and terriyaki sauce, also.  Put it on the back burner to begin reducing. Shit, hope that's enough!
9. Cut the chicken quite thin, it'll speed up the cook time and also possibly will come out crunchy or some other more appropriate word.
11. mix like a cup of flour and a cup of corn starch.  Yeah, that looks like enough.
12 are you forgetting anything fuck hope not OIL FUCK SHIT
13. Start heating up the oil.  This is taking a lot longer than you expected.
14. Ah, good, we're up to putting the chicken in the actual oil now.  This will take a long time, because the pan is still too small.
15. Still frying that chicken.
16. Fuck meals that consist of entree + side.  Srsly.
17. Hallelujah, the chicken is all done, and the sauce is about done, too.  Oh.  Oh no.  Is that enough sauce?
18. Add chicken.  Stare in horror, because it doesn't look like it'll be enough sauce.
19. stir that chicken good and hard.  If you stir long enough, you'll get the sauce to touch all the surfaces, and therefore it'll be on all the chicken. Technically.

It's not bad, probably next time I make the chicken I'll use just corn starch, but jesus christ I hate making meals.  The quantity of fried rice alone was enough to last me a week.

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