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I guess it's more about the choices?  I dunno, I guess this just really weirds me out and I don't know why.  :(

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: July 22, 2015, 12:38:22 am »
A little boy suffers a near-death experience on the operating table and journeys to the land of the dead, where he observes wonderful and fantastic things, including a peaceful race of superintelligent asexual mules, an all-female race of proud warriors with detachable heads who impregnate each other with their feet, giant intelligent lobsters who work as feather merchants, tiny people who become extremely large when exposed to direct sunlight, forests full of trees that are sheep, talking vines, and a race of sea-faring butterflies. He comes back to life and tells his family all about his journey. In other words, a mashup of the fantastic travelogue genre (True History, Gulliver's Travels) and the heaven tourism genre (Heaven is Real!, Dante's Inferno), with the moral lessons of the latter completely omitted.

I would read the hell out of this.  I would read this to the monkey, even.

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I freaking loved Fury Road.  Every brutal, tense, fast paced second.

And the bard was awesome.

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Sluggas and Choppas
Owns website based on book, can't read, only scores a shooty hit on a 2+,

I DO?!  FUCK YEAH, I'M A CRACK SHOT!

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don't get me started on the whole Waaaaagh!! thing, my mother died of fuckin' Waaaaagh


It's not my fault she couldn't handle a good time.

Sorry. I always screw up the notation. It still 1 in 3. I'm just a little orky in my brainmeats. That would be a 5+

Problem with my mom is she won't stay dead about it..  gonna be your problem in the afterlife you big orky 'Ardboy you.  :)

Zog that.  Gimme bikes or nothin'.

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Oh do I have a story. If you've been following me you'd know recently I had a nice spell of self destructive hedonism. Bassically I met a guy on tinder who was having a party. I show up with a bottle of lube and a box of condoms. After the normal cordial greetings I loudly exclaim "which one of you faggets wants the first ride?". This was the start of a good night. Used almost all the condoms. My favorite part of the night was teaching this qt skinny Mexican how to suck dick. Id show it on him, then he'd copy it on me. Another good one was this really aggressive guy who only cared about himself. He'd pull my hair and yell at me to take it. So after he finished I grabbed his hair and pinned him down. Whispered in his ear "safe word is pinkie pie" then pounded him pretty well. He seemed to enjoy it, but not fully. Always nice to add in some exestential dread to the bed room. The rest where pretty normal starting out akward till I took the lead. There was even a girl. Asian one as well. Anyway, I was driving home with a buttplug in to keep me hard when I saw two shining lights on the side of the road. I slowed down and tried to swur e, but I still ended up cliping a deers front leg.
I am a man of opportunity,  and well, zoo and furry is a thing so why not try it?
I pulled over, and began chasing the deer through a feild. A deer with a broken leg was easy to catch upto, but it was about to jump a ditch into a tree line, i didn't want to cause trouble in the neighborhood so I decided to tackle it. I pinned it underneath me and tried to hold it's front legs down while I unzipped my pants. My hold on the legs slipped when I was fumbling with my belt. The deer gave me a pretty good punch to the face. Needless to say, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A

So glad I stuck with this post.  :lulz:

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RPG Ghetto / Re: The Emperor's blockparty RPG ghetto style
« on: July 17, 2015, 11:01:19 pm »
I haven't played since 7th edition was first out  :lol:

Never even heard of Age of Sigmar up until now.

Age of Sigmar just came out, they don't even have all the base rules yet.  Didn't stop them from selling a starter box, but whatever.

It's a completely different game, enough that the Fantasy crowd here had a major hissy fit, talked shit about Games Workshop, and have since stopped playing completely.  My friend, who owns the game store I frequent, has never seen anything like this from the GW community, he says.

I tried it, and it was fun.  Not balanced by any means, but still pretty fun.  Best part is, the rules are free for now and forever, and it doesn't care what your models are as long as have something appropriately sized.

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Sluggas and Choppas
Owns website based on book, can't read, only scores a shooty hit on a 2+,

I DO?!  FUCK YEAH, I'M A CRACK SHOT!

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don't get me started on the whole Waaaaagh!! thing, my mother died of fuckin' Waaaaagh


It's not my fault she couldn't handle a good time.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Swingers cucks and cheaters oh my.
« on: July 17, 2015, 10:48:54 pm »
Then explain what I've missed, if you can

I know that "no" means "no", lack of a response means "no", and that a "yes" given under duress means "no". These are all sensible and morally necessary policies

However, there's no seasible reason on earth why a freely given "yes" should mean "no".

There are times when you should never ask the question.  Does that help you any?

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Or Kill Me / Re: Swingers cucks and cheaters oh my.
« on: July 17, 2015, 10:38:37 pm »
Actually, I've just about had it with this creepy fucktard. May he never mate, but die in a fire.

Almost every single post of his recently is skeevy as fuck.  I can't bring myself to read more than a line or two, personally.

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Deckard: Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?


What the everloving shit?!

Who is this Deckard person?  A quick google of the name didn't lead me to anything I would immediately connect.
Rick Deckard, using the Kobayashi Maru to find out if Harry Potter is the Kwisatz Haderach.

Was he?

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Deckard: Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?


What the everloving shit?!

Who is this Deckard person?  A quick google of the name didn't lead me to anything I would immediately connect.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Deckard

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blade_Runner

Those are the questions a Blade Runner asks replicants to see if they are replicants.


Oh, okay.

Just read Wiki on that.  What a weird story.  Sounds pretty good though.

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Deckard: Youíre in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, itís crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it canít, not without your help. But youíre not helping. Why is that?


What the everloving shit?!

Who is this Deckard person?  A quick google of the name didn't lead me to anything I would immediately connect.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Children of the Strange Times
« on: July 15, 2015, 06:25:53 am »
Requia didn't leave and never come back.  She died and got reincarnated as PDS.

Except that Requia was more intelligent and less socially reprehensible.

I know, right?

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