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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 26, 2015, 11:57:50 pm »
An extended interview with former members of japanese biker gangs, wherein they re-tell stories of their youth. Over time, the stories get stranger and stranger, initially in ways that westerners could just attribute to "crazy japan" -- terms in european languages that were appropriated into slang based on absurd mistranslations, custom seat-backs that are so tall that they can brush the undersides of bridges if driven straight-on. Slowly, the stories get increasingly surreal, and eventually, entirely supernatural. A former gang boss talks about the time he saw an exact duplicate of himself wearing a rival gang's jacket, and fought his doppelganger to the death before stealing the jacket and creating an alliance between the gangs. One night when a number of affiliated groups rode together only to become lost, finding themselves in a town seemingly identical to the one they just left but with no people, only a multitude of cats staring at them impassively from every surface. Eventually, one of them explains that the subculture owes its longevity to annual human sacrifices of junior members to tengu, who consumed the intestines of these initiates in exchange for magical protection of members from the police. The interviewer explains that, during the interview, the people he was interviewing seemed to grow smaller and smaller. At the end of the interview, he finds that everything in the room, with the exception of himself and the walls and ceiling, has shrunk to approximately one fifth its original scale. The tiny former yakuza chuckle menacingly as he tries to squeeze himself out of the building through the now tiny door, only for him to find himself surrounded by cats, sitting on all surrounding surfaces, staring impassively at him. He gets into his car and races into the night, only to wake up the next morning, parked, on the breakdown lane of a highway on a completely different island.

Enki, you have some of the greatest ideas for stories.  Just thought I'd let you know.

Or Kill Me / Re: brain stop please
« on: November 26, 2015, 11:54:08 pm »
Go check out therapy, like Nigel suggested.  Even look at group stuff, make more friends and the like.

Dunno if this is repost, fkin 6 years old but I'd never seen it til some rat bastard ex friend on facebook posted it today. I've never been the same since  :eek:

Just fucking NOOOOOOOOO!  :argh!:

Pfff.  I liked it.

I love all of you, and so does the Meathammah.

Or Kill Me / Re: brain stop please
« on: November 26, 2015, 02:02:21 am »
Speaking of which, have you seen Brene Brown's great talk on vulnerability?

I friggin' loved this one, and I'm glad you reposted it. 

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Paris attacks thread
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:25:27 pm »
Turns out, when I finally got back to him, he didn't remember he'd had a question about it.  He has memory issues, unfortunately.

But I find that last bit interesting, if horrible.

Or Kill Me / Re: brain stop please
« on: November 21, 2015, 07:37:38 pm »
Nast is Lonely Pervert wants You To be Just like Nast We Are Seperate Entities.

Bro, go fuck yourself.  Nast is a totally sweet and awesome character, and you're a shitbag.

OK, the article I wrote is here.

I quite liked it, and shared it.  :D


Ooooooo, good luck with everything Nigel!  :D

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Paris attacks thread
« on: November 21, 2015, 06:23:24 pm »
I'll pass that along, and see if he has further questions.  Thanks, Cain.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Paris attacks thread
« on: November 19, 2015, 05:37:37 am »
So Cain.  My friend wants to know why France would send in their police team with journalists instead of some specialist trained squad specially for this sort of deal to take out some people who they say were connected to ISIS.  What he read suggested that the French cops shots about 5,000 shots into an occupied apartment building, in two different locations.

I couldn't answer, but I wondered if you might be able to.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ORC ATTACK!!
« on: November 14, 2015, 10:58:48 pm »
I'd start whooping and hollering it up, caught up in the WAAAAAGH!.  Everyone else would grab the various weapon implements scattered around the store and charge them, hoping that they're not nobs and are just boyz, thus making them weaker and have fewer attacks. 

Yes.  Weapons.  There are at least three boffer weapons, a couple bookens, a couple katanas, and a few other kinds of swords.  If this guy who comes sometimes comes, he'd probably go into hand to hand with them bare knuckle, being the same size (dude is 7' 6", no lie.)

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: ORC ATTACK!!
« on: November 14, 2015, 10:54:19 pm »
Or run out the building to one of the 4 gun shops in my town.

Only 4?  i don't understand. is it just like a block long?

I'm glad NET is not daed, also.

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