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So I learned who wrote the Underdark campaign for D&D 5th. 

Kinser(sp?) and Co. 

Have yet to stop frothing at the mouth.  There's just so much rage now, I can't stop cursing.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---

 :?

That was the Demogorgon encounter at 3rd level thing, the underdark campaign.  Kinser and Co. are a bunch of guys who made games for 2nd ed D&D players when that went to 3rd.  They made Hackmaster, among other things.

I know most of that, but don't get the rage.

Neither do I really.  It just sort of happens.  It's probably more than the game, the game is just what makes the rage come out.

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So I learned who wrote the Underdark campaign for D&D 5th. 

Kinser(sp?) and Co. 

Have yet to stop frothing at the mouth.  There's just so much rage now, I can't stop cursing.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---

 :?

That was the Demogorgon encounter at 3rd level thing, the underdark campaign.  Kinser and Co. are a bunch of guys who made games for 2nd ed D&D players when that went to 3rd.  They made Hackmaster, among other things.

It's just one of the most powerful demon princes of the Abyss, with a CR number larger than the population of some countries.  What's the big problem?

:crankey:

My DM told me he's the mook of demon princes this edition.  I looked.  It's true.  And we have the opportunity to meet them all.

Another group met some other demon prince at her wedding.  They killed all the guests, and then whoever it was was like "That's cute," and knocked everyone around in one round.  ALSO a 3rd level group. 

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Also, I just made up a joke.


What do you call a mini skirt?  A booty cowl.

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So I learned who wrote the Underdark campaign for D&D 5th. 

Kinser(sp?) and Co. 

Have yet to stop frothing at the mouth.  There's just so much rage now, I can't stop cursing.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---

 :?

That was the Demogorgon encounter at 3rd level thing, the underdark campaign.  Kinser and Co. are a bunch of guys who made games for 2nd ed D&D players when that went to 3rd.  They made Hackmaster, among other things.

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BUMPING.  GIVE ME, GIVE ME, TELL ME NOT OF FEAR!

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So I learned who wrote the Underdark campaign for D&D 5th. 

Kinser(sp?) and Co. 

Have yet to stop frothing at the mouth.  There's just so much rage now, I can't stop cursing.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU---

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / NIGEL!
« on: December 04, 2015, 07:44:01 am »
Your avatar is amazing.  I love you.

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Sweeet.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: November 26, 2015, 11:57:50 pm »
An extended interview with former members of japanese biker gangs, wherein they re-tell stories of their youth. Over time, the stories get stranger and stranger, initially in ways that westerners could just attribute to "crazy japan" -- terms in european languages that were appropriated into slang based on absurd mistranslations, custom seat-backs that are so tall that they can brush the undersides of bridges if driven straight-on. Slowly, the stories get increasingly surreal, and eventually, entirely supernatural. A former gang boss talks about the time he saw an exact duplicate of himself wearing a rival gang's jacket, and fought his doppelganger to the death before stealing the jacket and creating an alliance between the gangs. One night when a number of affiliated groups rode together only to become lost, finding themselves in a town seemingly identical to the one they just left but with no people, only a multitude of cats staring at them impassively from every surface. Eventually, one of them explains that the subculture owes its longevity to annual human sacrifices of junior members to tengu, who consumed the intestines of these initiates in exchange for magical protection of members from the police. The interviewer explains that, during the interview, the people he was interviewing seemed to grow smaller and smaller. At the end of the interview, he finds that everything in the room, with the exception of himself and the walls and ceiling, has shrunk to approximately one fifth its original scale. The tiny former yakuza chuckle menacingly as he tries to squeeze himself out of the building through the now tiny door, only for him to find himself surrounded by cats, sitting on all surrounding surfaces, staring impassively at him. He gets into his car and races into the night, only to wake up the next morning, parked, on the breakdown lane of a highway on a completely different island.

Enki, you have some of the greatest ideas for stories.  Just thought I'd let you know.

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Or Kill Me / Re: brain stop please
« on: November 26, 2015, 11:54:08 pm »
Go check out therapy, like Nigel suggested.  Even look at group stuff, make more friends and the like.

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Dunno if this is repost, fkin 6 years old but I'd never seen it til some rat bastard ex friend on facebook posted it today. I've never been the same since  :eek:

Just fucking NOOOOOOOOO!  :argh!:

Pfff.  I liked it.

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I love all of you, and so does the Meathammah.

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Or Kill Me / Re: brain stop please
« on: November 26, 2015, 02:02:21 am »
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Speaking of which, have you seen Brene Brown's great talk on vulnerability?

https://www.ted.com/talks/brene_brown_on_vulnerability?language=en

I friggin' loved this one, and I'm glad you reposted it. 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Paris attacks thread
« on: November 24, 2015, 11:25:27 pm »
Turns out, when I finally got back to him, he didn't remember he'd had a question about it.  He has memory issues, unfortunately.

But I find that last bit interesting, if horrible.

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Or Kill Me / Re: brain stop please
« on: November 21, 2015, 07:37:38 pm »
Nast is Lonely Pervert wants You To be Just like Nast We Are Seperate Entities.

Bro, go fuck yourself.  Nast is a totally sweet and awesome character, and you're a shitbag.

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