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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 19, 2013, 09:36:41 pm »

Rats are also fucking awesome. 

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 19, 2013, 08:52:23 pm »

Maybe it's just me, then.  All the dogs I ever had were neurotic as fuck and need constant attention, and my cat was chill, slept all damn day, came inside when I called him in for bed, and didn't even use his litter box because outside was so much better.

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 19, 2013, 07:58:35 pm »

Also, cats are not needy, dogs are.  And they're funny because they're assholes.

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 19, 2013, 07:57:37 pm »

Wouldn't you like to know?

Yes.

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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom

« on: April 17, 2013, 02:05:03 am »

I've thought of other people who haven't checked in yet, within my personal sphere. Hoping for the best.

Same here.

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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom

« on: April 17, 2013, 01:42:06 am »

I'm glad none of you Boston spags are dead or hurt.  First time I could get to a comp with time enough to say that.

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 09, 2013, 04:52:56 am »

That's a kind of terrible thing.

Tucson.  Afterlife.  No joke.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Tennessee getting ready to throw poor students under the bus.

« on: April 09, 2013, 04:49:50 am »

Wow, that's a lot of garbage that guy spewed. 

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: April 09, 2013, 03:05:49 am »

So, a guy who I was having a thing with had a seizure and lost all memory of the thing. 

That's a thing.

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Apple Zone / Re: Unlimited KopyKat253 failure thread (formerly: You scared Tigger?)

« on: April 05, 2013, 05:57:32 pm »

I caught the last few months of '87.  I'd say they were good months, but they were probably tumultuous and distressing.

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Apple Zone / Re: Unlimited KopyKat253 failure thread (formerly: You scared Tigger?)

« on: April 04, 2013, 02:10:31 am »

Hey TGRR!
Don't you have a bridge to troll or something?
I name thee, Dueuschebag.

What is this even?   

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: So, RWHN, it appears your predictions of doom are contradicted

« on: April 01, 2013, 12:13:17 am »

The last five pages were MUCH more interesting to read with the new word filters in place. 

Thank you V3X, Faust.

Also thanks to everyone with empathy for the Mexican situation and whom realize the whole issue isn't just about "saving the American drug magnets".

Thanks for unflinchingly bringing up one of the most horrendous effects of prohibition. This shit needs to be brought out into the light.

Welcome back, Johnny.

Also this.  Good to see you back, Johnny.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

« on: March 29, 2013, 06:47:12 am »

Our crime rate is probably not much higher than a lot of other places, true, but we're coming up fast on brain melting, sanity frying, sun baked madness weather.  People are fucking way more batshit this year than they've been in ages. You can smell it all over the city.

Or maybe it's just me, probably.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread

« on: March 29, 2013, 06:40:05 am »

What in sweet gibbering fuck.  This has BAD NEWS!!! written all over it.

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Apple Zone / Re: Conquest of the Planet of the Bride of the Son of the Return of the Open Bar

« on: March 29, 2013, 06:36:06 am »

Ex-husband's father has days to live. Fuck cancer right in the ear.

Ex-husband?  Didn't you just get married?

TGRR,
Hopelessly lost.

Second marriage. Kids are from the first. The Ex is also happily re-married and we all get along and confuse people.

I bet that's successful as a troll, getting on with your ex well.