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Glad you're not dead, TWJ, and sorry things are shitty. :sad:

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So, I'm walking down the street to the store, right, and I stop and say hello to a rottweiler puppy I've made friends with like I normally do if he's outside and there's no truck in the driveway. Only this time, his owner drives up as I'm petting the pupper through the fence, and I'm all :C because people can get kind of miffy about strangers petting their dogs, which you know, they have good reason to. So I give pupper one last scratch and turn to apologize to his owner as he gets out of the truck. "Sorry!" I say, "sorry, I just love your dog, he's such a sweety."

So then

he goes to the gate

and UNLOCKS AND OPENS IT

and I'm like :o IS THIS HAPPENING

and the puppy is like :O DAD KAN I PLEI WIF HER

and then I got to hug him and wrestle a bit before I went to the store. His name is Rusty. #DogsCountAsFriends


The end. C:

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: ITT: I am drunk
« on: March 12, 2017, 08:09:58 am »
General Emuatton doesn't fuck around, man.

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: ITT: I am drunk
« on: March 12, 2017, 01:42:38 am »
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

FUCK YOU

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS.

I'm sober now, so I will say that my favorite animals is emus, because those damn Aussies got the beating they deserved thanks to emus.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


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Heh, Gary Brecher is liking my posts on Facebook.  About terrorism and shit.

Cain,
made it.

Awesome!

51
I got asked to speak at a science event

Oh shit

OMG That's so exciting!

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: ITT: I am drunk
« on: March 11, 2017, 04:42:48 am »
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

FUCK YOU

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS.

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Richard Nixon's glittering half-life sarcophagus / Re: Spagbook
« on: March 11, 2017, 03:45:32 am »


Cock-a-doodle-fuck you.

54
Hang in there, Nast.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: I MAEDED SO MANY THINGS!
« on: March 07, 2017, 07:07:54 am »
POOR PEOPLE PASTA

1 bag of angel hair pasta
1 can cream of mushroom condensed soup
1/2 can whole milk

This is disgusting, don't bother making it.

-takes another bite-

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Also, just rewatched the Phantom of the Opera 2004 movie. At the end I sobbed like a baby. An ugly, ugly baby.

This was me at Moana last night.

Oh, that's a good movie. Also sobbed at that.

Gave my goddamn presentation this evening and it went smooth as fuck.

Now I just have to gear up for my thesis presentation.

For unknown reasons, I love teaching but I hate presenting. I think I'm just worried when presenting to a roomful of PhDs that everyone will be like "wutever ur dumb and ur research is dumb and pointless, garter snakes whatever crazy garter snake endocrine lady".

You're going to be great and they'll not think you're a crazy garter snake endocrine lady.

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Also, just rewatched the Phantom of the Opera 2004 movie. At the end I sobbed like a baby. An ugly, ugly baby.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
« on: March 05, 2017, 02:50:38 am »
I am hearing that the cartridge for the new Zelda game tastes bad. 

Why this particular trait was tested, I do not know.

Keep dogs from chewing it up?

Who even knows.

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