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Or Kill Me / Re: lol itrollu
« on: January 11, 2010, 09:04:13 pm »
Oh man, this thread is so meta, my heads gonna pop.

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I'm not one for driving, though I'm not sure if walking's a fair trade off for stepping in so much shit. Your lucky if your driving fast enough to miss the blur that is the every-day road-side freak-show mass-suicide side-show. Just today I woke up screaming about right-meets-wrong and remembered shortly after that it doesn't matter here. One of these days the smell of gasoline will get to me.

In the end your always under your own power even if your driving in one of the predetermined 'lanes' painted years ago by fathers fathers and mothers daughters. The choice is always there, to hit that jersey barrier and spiral off the road, hit unbroken earth and slip into a new territory. Sure its a 'crash' but what important thing has ever happened without a little bit of a bump? Hey if your going fast enough you wont even feel it. Though that's not really the point. I don't see the point, its too far off, too clouded by the shit, smog, and exhaust.

Its like a wake-up-call on repeat, I know I'm missing the point but the background noise helps me think...

Um...

:mittens:

Noob Win.  I think I'm gonna like having you around.

Thank you sir. :lulz:

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: Ask Hoopla:
« on: January 11, 2010, 07:59:16 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I'm not one for driving, though I'm not sure if walking's a fair trade off for stepping in so much shit. Your lucky if your driving fast enough to miss the blur that is the every-day road-side freak-show mass-suicide side-show. Just today I woke up screaming about right-meets-wrong and remembered shortly after that it doesn't matter here. One of these days the smell of gasoline will get to me.

In the end your always under your own power even if your driving in one of the predetermined 'lanes' painted years ago by fathers fathers and mothers daughters. The choice is always there, to hit that jersey barrier and spiral off the road, hit unbroken earth and slip into a new territory. Sure its a 'crash' but what important thing has ever happened without a little bit of a bump? Hey if your going fast enough you wont even feel it. Though that's not really the point. I don't see the point, its too far off, too clouded by the shit, smog, and exhaust.

Its like a wake-up-call on repeat, I know I'm missing the point but the background noise helps me think...

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Literate Chaotic / Re: How to write
« on: January 06, 2010, 07:55:21 am »
some one make that image

From your mouth to my ears.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: The Smartphone Thread
« on: January 04, 2010, 01:54:56 am »
I got a new iPhone just last month, a little 8gig baby but it suits me fine. Not jailbroken I fear the celluarial repo man too much.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: ITT: Original Story Ideas
« on: December 24, 2009, 08:37:45 pm »
You all take 1d100 sanity damage for every round of combat that you have line of sight with The Great Old One.

kthxbai.

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GASM Command / Re: Orgasm
« on: December 24, 2009, 07:44:42 pm »
Am I the only one who thinks sharing an orgasm is saying, "Hey I orgasmed, it was pretty good."?

In that case, sharing an orgasm would not be creepy. In fact, it would be a standard measure of IRC nettiquite. The seasoned netizen would me mildly shocked had you not shared your orgasm with the whole channel! One must avoid these faux pas, in order not to become an hero!

Guys... I think I just... No... Wait... Uhhh...... Nevermind...

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Lets get DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUNNNNK

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Discordians Anonymous
« on: December 24, 2009, 09:41:05 am »
Im so creative.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Discordians Anonymous
« on: December 24, 2009, 09:21:52 am »
Hello everyone, my name is Ratssinis.

I think I first realized I was a discordian was when I started making stencils of ridiculous things and planning to use them to deface public property. Up until that point I'd considered myself a Armchair Anarchist and a bit of a spiritual wanderer. Never having the nerve to do anything, and never finding a home that fit my outlook on the unknowable. I'd sunk to the deep end of the Web, I trolled pedophiles during the day and mspainted penises onto celebrity pictures at night. It was a nerve racking cycle and I knew it had to end.

So to take my mind off of it I decided I'd try trolling Wikipedia.... Needless to say I one day came to a page that I couldn't explain, it was as if a thousand minds cried out in a pain then got back to whatever they were doing before that. I followed the links and found many amusing stories and jokes, and asked myself "What is this? Is it really a religion built on the bases that everything is chaos?" No one replied because I was talking to myself and since I'm not schizophrenic or something there was no other voices in my head. So I delved further into this and found write something to replace this and it'll be great.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
« on: December 24, 2009, 06:35:45 am »
I want to make video games. I currently have accomplished NOTHING toward this goal except for failing a Digital Animation course at the local Technical Institute and playing lots of video games.

STOP BEING A FUCK UP AND APPLY YOURSELF!

If you can't apply yourself to digital animation try your hand at art/design, marketing or programming. If you can't do any of this, start looking for something else.



Edit: Thanks for the advices, this has been mindblowingly helpful

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE?
« on: December 24, 2009, 01:17:58 am »
I want to make video games. I currently have accomplished NOTHING toward this goal except for failing a Digital Animation course at the local Technical Institute and playing lots of video games.

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Richard Nixon Presents: Alaska / Re: RATS!!!
« on: December 24, 2009, 01:15:25 am »
So you cant have Cats? at all? Seems like a dark despotic future to me... I couldn't imagine living without Cats. No wait. I just did. DAMNIT.

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Bring and Brag / OOOOOooooOOOOOooo, What do we have here?
« on: December 23, 2009, 11:53:15 pm »


Notgay.

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