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« on: August 07, 2010, 01:24:55 am »
aw fred you remind me of someone behind prison cells!!

Its not quite a leer, and its not quite a sneeze.

Plz kill me

« on: August 06, 2010, 12:13:34 pm »
hang on, I thought oranges were bananas until I saw the picture


Well I saw the word torture and I thought of banana ...

Apple Talk / Re: LikeGASM
« on: August 06, 2010, 12:07:27 pm »
hey people get trades in printing! Its a serious commitment

Ohh I found a scientology church near it, maybe if I spam the place with like stickers they'll go wtf

Apple Talk / Re: Cramulan Video: Diabetics are Terrible People
« on: August 06, 2010, 02:28:18 am »
 :lol: where have you been all my life?

Techmology and Scientism / Re: Use of LSD-25 for Computer Programming
« on: August 06, 2010, 01:58:04 am »
The problem is if I do it during masturbation, then half way through I get a "OHHHHHHHHHHH" moment and then I end up confused ~ do I go and solve or do I finish what I'm doing?

Techmology and Scientism / Re: Use of LSD-25 for Computer Programming
« on: August 06, 2010, 01:48:36 am »
I haven't touched any drugs.. but when I do want to solve a coding issue, I do a poo. It has never failed me.

Apple Talk / Re: LikeGASM
« on: August 06, 2010, 01:43:02 am »
excellent gonna have a field day with the sticky paper :D

Apple Talk / Re: Your vote
« on: August 06, 2010, 12:33:57 am »
Cool. I asked for an opinion so I don't want to turn around and be a jackass about it but I would like to just make a handful of points.

1. Most Greens voters focus on the importance of having Greens as an influence, and don't really worry to much about the policies that they'd need to be in government to bring in. The good of these guys in a ballence of power is that they're pretty smooth negotiators and can win favours from the people upstairs.

2. The money. I've had some dealing with these people, and generally they move towards cutting 'unneeded' projects. It wouldn't be characteristic of the Greens to cut teacher salary.

3. Pro-drugs is more a PR disaster that the major parties have really managed to paint the Greens with. The actual policy is decriminalisation of marijuana, which most people who ARE pro drugs would say doesn't go far enough. I'm not sure of the top of my head where they stand on medical use.

That said, they're no more perfect than anyone else, so take it all as you will.

I can dig that, haha I guess the deadline is coming up soon ... But what are the undeeded projects? Do we currently take on that many undeeded projects that put a constant strain on the funding? .. Well I guess we do, but what deserves to be cut and what doesn't?

I forgot my other questions ... am totally braindead

Apple Talk / Re: China Plans Huge Buses That Can DRIVE OVER Cars
« on: August 05, 2010, 01:05:46 am »
wear seatbelts?

GASM Command / Re: LikeGASM
« on: August 05, 2010, 12:02:40 am »
Bless your tight Cram hole

Apple Talk / Re: Your vote
« on: August 04, 2010, 03:38:22 pm »
Ah ... politics just gets more insane by the day .........

I hope Julia and Abbott atleast make one more duel, if they do it on channel 7 I can imagine it would be hilarious they'd just be insulting each other

But if Labor keeps messing up my poor heart can't take it much longer ...

If this rate keeps up; Sex Party will be my #1

btw did anybody watch Yes we Canberra, anything good on it?

Apple Talk / Re: Your vote
« on: August 04, 2010, 03:30:49 pm »
Holy crap! Yes thats the one.

That shit is scary XD

ah dear sweet labor, wtf are you doing  :cry:

If Abbott wins, lets flee aus!

Apple Talk / Re: Your vote
« on: August 04, 2010, 03:18:30 pm »
oh I'm not sure where I heard this, but wasn't there mention of doing extensive check on any possible pornographic material when traveling into aus/sydney ? You could fined for not claiming you have an erotic photo of your SO or some pictures on your usb/laptop etc I'm not sure it was limited to the NT only

I'm not sure what the exact specs were, I assume the sex party would abolish that atleast :x .. I don't even know why that came up :lol:

What they lack in are things that other parties who will definitely take the majority vote will still handle anyway.

Healthcare, welfare, and such aren't big on their list of things "to-do".  lol

and here's a link for you lazy fuckers, even though I essentially c+p'ed their whole list of policies.

:lulz: alright cheers there mate ... yeah I'll put sex party as a priority

Fuck everything!!!

Apple Talk / Re: Your vote
« on: August 04, 2010, 03:07:42 pm »
Tony Abbott would of been awesome in the 1800s


This message is brought to you by the Liberal Government
Mixing religion and politics together

Ughh he quoted the bible on homeless people, feels threatened by gays, oh constantly reiterates something about not having sex before marriage (right cause this is what politics needs yea?), and I lose my erection when I see him!

Ok no more abbott bashing ... Got into a heavy arguement with a Liberal supporter earlier :lol:

Besides they don't have the power to win fed.. last I checked. But I haven't been through the Greens policies thoroughly.

The Greens will be lucky to pick up one or two seats in the house of reps, but they look alright in the senate, especially with the Labor preferences.

That's why I like the Greens atm, even if their policies aren't that good long term, they don't have the power to institute them anyway. But, they can take of the job of the Democrats, now that they are essentially dead.

Reading up on the Sex Party, they do have some nice policies, but they do seem to miss a few issues that are important, at least from what I've read. (Maybe they are thinking to much with their collective genitalia).

Greens are just hiding under the protective name of Labor, cause they understand Labor aren't as insane as Liberal ... though, I do find many of the greens shit agreeable, but would they make a mess of things regardless? I suppose by the time they gain enough power, it wouldn't matter to us :lol:

I'll def give sex party a read up soon though .... Lys's points are good, but yeah they seem to be lacking in a few things (I'll go through their policies theres obviously more)

The only thing I wish I could witness was Mark Latham, he sounded hilarious.

Apple Talk / Re: Your vote
« on: August 04, 2010, 02:41:16 pm »
While the greens do seem like they have a fair few good policies; their stance on free university alone nearly won me over, I don't think it would work out in the long run; where is the money going to come from? They talk about making things for free, but I don't see mention of where they are going to get the funds for this. More tax? They'd probably have to cut teachers wages, and we don't want that happening again do we?

It sounds ideal for the quality of life for working class, I don't think we're ready for such a shift; the implementation alone would take along time; I can imagine alot of people reacting bad to it (If teachers start striking again we're doomed XD), also I can imagine it would impact on our economy, they'd have to try for more sources of revenue, and where is that going to come from? I assume in the end Tourism and Working Migrates ~ we'd pretty much resort to outsourcing again (well more so).

But this is all long-term, so it is important I suppose.

So basically, Liberal want to cut everything and I assume reinstate WorkChoice (Or ChoiceWork since workchoices is supposed to be dead), Greens want everything to be free (and pro-drugs), and Labor .... they seem to have the right idea... or I'm just horribly biased

Besides they don't have the power to win fed.. last I checked. But I haven't been through the Greens policies thoroughly.

I haven't read up on any of aus sex party, but I think I'll do that soon .. the spokes woman beat the shit out of that other party whose name I forgot about.

I panicked, Tony Abbott for the first time beat Julia on a televised pole .......

I don't want Abbott to win, he'll cut the National Broadband to WA, and remove the mining tax! Then all the cuts will begin ... doooooooooooooooooom ... But, I can't help wonder what effect it will have on our economy?

Is the Aus Sex Party that good? :lol:

eta: Maybe if we were communist, the Green party would rule.

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