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12346
Just saw on the news that nyc is getting evacuated.

12347
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

 :lulz:

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Old Thompson?


horse turd whiskey

1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!

With a name like Horse Turd, it's gotta be good.

12348
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

 :lulz:

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Old Thompson?

12349
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

 :lulz:

What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern drunks for posters?  :wink:

fixxored

I like. Is more to the point, and more inclusive.  :)

12350
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

 :lulz:

What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern posters?  :wink:

12351
How much for the seven pack? Ive been sober all day.

12352
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?

12353
Well dok i think ill keep the irishness. Its good to have lukewarm faithful around to use as a negative example when the teabaggers die from their own stupidity.

12354
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.

12355
Far be it for me to correct the good doktor but shitty beer is not a symptom of britishness. Verily doth the denizens of the archipelago west of europe have the good beer unless it is belhaven and that cqn be chalked up to scottery rather than britishness. The americans are the ones who have brought forth the shitty beer. Other than that the doktor'4 assessment is spot on.

12356
High Weirdness / Re: Oh, Florida...
« on: August 25, 2011, 05:14:17 pm »
Apparently the gentleman hasnt really been paying attention the past three years.

12357
Thats probably why he calls himself regret.

12358
The existence of doktor howl and tucson can neither be proven nor disproven. But its probably safer to at least pay lip service in case he does and sends you to phoenix for your sins.

12359
Literate Chaotic / Re: "The Story of the Eye" Contest
« on: August 25, 2011, 04:33:24 pm »
Egg and piss porn? Fucking french.

12360
I hope it doesn't hit Boston til Monday morning.

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