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Gotcha.

It's going in my WOMP folder now, by the way.

THATS WHAT THE 1% IS DOING TO US!!! 

Giving us beards? I didn't know they were in that business.

Or Fidel Castro

Post pics. Lets see how epic this facial hair is.

Might want to snip the beard trix. Its just another thing for the cops to grab.

Also, it seems the Enterprise was built by KB Homes.  Mr Scott is forever burning holes in the walls with a phaser, to get to instruments or junction boxes that have no access panels.

Also, sometimes they need to be wearing a communicator to get beamed up, and sometimes they don't.

And the Prime Directive was violated EVERY WEEK.  "Hey, primitive culture, we're from the stars.  We hope our very presence doesn't impact or alter your culture.  The Captain will now fuck your leader's daughter."

And while we're at it, we'll beam THE ENTIRE COMMAND STRUCTURE OF THE SHIP down to the surface.  We're a bit short of Marines, because they IMMEDIATELY DIE upon reaching a planet.

Speaking of which, sometimes they have phaser rifles, and sometimes they don't, but the Marines have NOTHING resembling armor.

If you start nitpicking Classic Star Trek, you'll never fucking stop.

Pay attention to the turbo lift, sometime.

What, those things they grab onto?

Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

Yeah until the next time, asshole.

Oh, and it's spelled "Sorry", you should have seen it written all over the goddamn place today and it doesn't always have to be followed by "about your cats penis".

I think we've all had just enough of your insensitivity.

I can be sensitive!



See?

You're from Manitoba.  Nobody there has feelings, or any introspection that goes farther than "Am I drunk enough to have sex with my spouse, or do I need more booze and maybe a beating?"

And you're from Nova Scotia where the same holds true, but instead of Spouse read "Fish".

I thought he was from Sasquatchewan.

Dear Pickle,

It seems you have a tendency to get mean and stupid when you drink. I have a certain amount of sympathy, as I get emotional and demanding when I drink.

Luckily for both of us, there is a great way to manage this! It is called "moderation and self-control".

It works wonders, you should try it!

I'm actually a pretty happy drunk.  I was laughing when I posted that last night, knowing the reaming I was going to get for it.

Didn't intend it to piss Twid off so much.

I like Twid.

But yeah, I see what you mean.  Moderation and I have had quite a few sit downs over the years to discuss slippage.

Usually I stay out of it when there's a political fight around here, but I am getting angrier and angrier at the mischaracterization of what is happening in the streets right now. Got into a fight with Villager about it yesterday. Your slogans had me seeing red.

What the fuck is this shit?

I got drunk and hilarity ensued.

Even the GF warned me not to post.  I just couldn't help myself.

I'm seriously rethinking whether I have more of a tendency toward masochism than I previously thought I did.

Dude. I've learned that 9 times out of 10, if the girlfriend thinks you're too drunk, she's right.

Also, expect a long delay on my response to PM.

Gotta sleep, go to work, and join Occupy Boston again.

[I fucking hate coffee.]

It's very clear I should lock up my keyboard when I've been hitting the bottle.

I'll attempt to reply to everyone who didn't throw ad hominem (abusive and association fallacy)  

Coffee first.

I fucking hate coffee.

Twid, incoming PM.

Well, I guess we don't just disagree on economics. Coffee is the shit. What the hell is wrong with you Libs?