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12346
Yeah, good call.

12347
I'm hoping the power doesn't go out either. Though I am with Villager for the weekend, so it wouldn't be so bad.

12348
I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

Remember, US conservatives would like you to know that the most attractive women are Republican ones.

They'd also like us to think that they're the most rational and intelligent ones too.

But we all know that Republicans are fucking liars.

Dems are too, but at least they tell believable lies.

12349
I suspect Bachmann is like Palin, a Conservative MILF,

Ew.  Bachmann looks like a corpse.

It seems Jon Stewart would do her.  He went off on Newsweek or whoever it was that did that "deer in the headlights" pic of her a couple of weeks ago.  Said the news organizations should pick apart her WORDS not her looks.

I say both go hand in hand, but that's probably just me.  :lol:

It's one thing to make a big whoop in the media because some skinny celebrity is skinny (and therefore, according to them, anorexic/drug addicted/has AIDS) or an aging celebrity aged, or put on weight, or a hot person looks hot...these things are not relevant.

Bachmann's looks are relevant BECAUSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A BATSHIT INSANE SELF-ENCLOSED OUCH CUBE OF MUTATED WEIRD DISORDERS THAT ARE STILL BEING RESEARCHED AT HARVARD.

We're nowhere near drawing any conclusions. The data is very befuddling.

12350
Anarchangel show has been postponed. Thank god. Even if its not that bad wind wise i dont want gallons of water in my marshall after transporting it from the van to the venue.

12351
Just saw on the news that nyc is getting evacuated.

12352
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

 :lulz:

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Old Thompson?


horse turd whiskey

1 bushel of hard (seed) white corn
bury corn in horse manure
pour 5 gallon of water over the corn
corn sprouts in about two days
remove corn and wash
roll the corn to crack it
put corn in a 55 gallon barrel
add 1/2 bushel of corn meal
add 5 pound of sugar
fill barrel with water
in 21 days a red skim will form and it is time to cook it put a hose with a stopper in the end and push it to the bottom. Blow out the stopper and siphon off the mixture until about 4 inches is left in the barrel
strain remaining liquid, put in cooker, cook it till it boils, then simmer.
yields 1.5 gallons of 105 proof moon shine!!!

With a name like Horse Turd, it's gotta be good.

12353
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

 :lulz:

Well, what ELSE will we have for communion?  I ain't wasting the good bourbon unless I get to overcharge for it...

As scribe I feel it is my duty to inform you that in the Cult of Howl, only cheap, lip burning, stomach eating, kerosene tasting whiskey is allowed.

THIS.  There'll be none of that frou-frou $9/fifth shit spagging up THIS religion.  We get right down to basics, here.

Old Thompson?

12354
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

 :lulz:

What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern drunks for posters?  :wink:

fixxored

I like. Is more to the point, and more inclusive.  :)

12355
PD is the only place I know that can take a perfectly good vanity thread and fuck it all up with a conversation about beer.

 :lulz:

What do you expect of a board that has a mix of Irish, English, Scottish, New Englander and Southern posters?  :wink:

12356
How much for the seven pack? Ive been sober all day.

12357
I like endulging. Ill have a holy double shot of jameson please. And how much?

12358
Well dok i think ill keep the irishness. Its good to have lukewarm faithful around to use as a negative example when the teabaggers die from their own stupidity.

12359
Oh and newcastle too but people should know better to drink beer that comes in clear bottles anyway.

12360
Far be it for me to correct the good doktor but shitty beer is not a symptom of britishness. Verily doth the denizens of the archipelago west of europe have the good beer unless it is belhaven and that cqn be chalked up to scottery rather than britishness. The americans are the ones who have brought forth the shitty beer. Other than that the doktor'4 assessment is spot on.

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