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Apple Talk / Re: Aloha
« on: May 18, 2011, 06:26:36 pm »
Hey Cram. Sum up of the past couple of months in a word- not sure. I don't post as much as I have in the past, mainly due to IRL factors demanding more attention.
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Apple Talk / Re: STOP, part 1: Cafe Druids, Suburban Shamans, and all the other retards.
« on: May 18, 2011, 06:13:45 pm »Caffeine does help my consciousness reach other worlds.
Several other worlds in fact, in quick succession:
1) Planet Fast Talking
2) Planet Jittery Hands
3) Planet Paranoia
Don't forget Planet Crash and Planet Refill.
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Apple Talk / Re: Discordian May Meatup 2011 - LOGISTICS
« on: May 18, 2011, 06:08:09 pm »I'll be around. Did we work out where the floaters like myself and dimo are staying? I'm not sure if that was figured out. I didn't book any rooms because at the time I was still trying to figure out if Villager would be able to come too (she can't)
You all can crash on the floor in Cainad's room. I think there's couches also. Leln will probably crash on the floor in the room with her bro and Luna, all convention style.
Sweet.
Guys, I suggest earplugs. I've been known to snore.
Good thing I don't want to share my room. We could have snore battles.
I'm a heavy sleeper. I probably wouldn't hear you either way.
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Apple Talk / Re: Discordian May Meatup 2011 - LOGISTICS
« on: May 18, 2011, 06:03:58 pm »I'll be around. Did we work out where the floaters like myself and dimo are staying? I'm not sure if that was figured out. I didn't book any rooms because at the time I was still trying to figure out if Villager would be able to come too (she can't)
You all can crash on the floor in Cainad's room. I think there's couches also. Leln will probably crash on the floor in the room with her bro and Luna, all convention style.
Sweet.
Guys, I suggest earplugs. I've been known to snore.
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Apple Talk / Re: Discordian May Meatup 2011 - LOGISTICS
« on: May 18, 2011, 05:53:47 pm »
I'll be around. Did we work out where the floaters like myself and dimo are staying? I'm not sure if that was figured out. I didn't book any rooms because at the time I was still trying to figure out if Villager would be able to come too (she can't)
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Apple Talk / Re: STOP, part 1: Cafe Druids, Suburban Shamans, and all the other retards.
« on: May 18, 2011, 05:47:08 pm »Huh. I don't know. I must have misinterpreted. Rereading that it doesn't make much sense to me either.
She's okay in my book.
Didn't get very good sleep last night. I'm in the process of finding a new place to live in a short amount of time. Probably not thinking too clearly. My apologies, Nadezhda.
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Apple Talk / Re: STOP, part 1: Cafe Druids, Suburban Shamans, and all the other retards.
« on: May 18, 2011, 05:43:44 pm »
Huh. I don't know. I must have misinterpreted. Rereading that it doesn't make much sense to me either.
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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Mileage driving tax considered
« on: May 18, 2011, 04:35:38 pm »
Glad I don't drive.
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Apple Talk / Re: STOP, part 1: Cafe Druids, Suburban Shamans, and all the other retards.
« on: May 18, 2011, 04:33:05 pm »The one at EB&G has FRIGHTENING ARMS and this one is FRIGHTENINGLY UNBALANCED.
Right, so you're a shithead or a troll. Good to know.
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Apple Talk / Re: Discordian May Meatup 2011 - LOGISTICS
« on: May 18, 2011, 04:22:18 pm »Dunno about August so much. It will start in the 100s (as it normally does) and end in the 60s. It'll drop mid month and make everyone sick as usual. I've seen this pattern before. Then summer will come back in October.
The only thing I enjoy about August is my birthday and all the free cold beer that comes with it. Other than that, terrible month that should just be wiped from the calendar.
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Apple Talk / Re: What the....
« on: May 18, 2011, 03:15:01 am »Hard to say how it comes down when the other person assumes authority in a person who has none. Still, our colonic fairy should have at least asked basic questions about his health. A headline of "Man killed by enema, naughty nurse at large", would be even weirder.
Ofuk...
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Apple Talk / Re: What the....
« on: May 18, 2011, 03:08:01 am »SO say it was jsut a prank. You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it. Maybe you even have the kit as a prop. You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies. Really what else do you do? Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?
Apparently, she rolls on the glove.
Can't imagine why the police think there's a case, though. She offered, he said yes, it's not really HER fault he thought it was part of his surgery...
I get the sense from the article that the cops don't really know what to do with it either.
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Apple Talk / Re: What the....
« on: May 18, 2011, 03:05:25 am »SO say it was jsut a prank. You're going around offering enemas for the fuck of it. Maybe you even have the kit as a prop. You're making the rounds, freaking people out, and then someone says "Yes", and complies. Really what else do you do? Do you run, or do you pony up and irrigate their butt?
That's probably the best explanation for it. I just..... still......
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Apple Talk / Re: What the....
« on: May 18, 2011, 02:59:05 am »
I'm wondering if when he said ok, she was thinking, "whoa, wait, this seriously is working?!?!"
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Apple Talk / What the....
« on: May 18, 2011, 02:53:59 am »
http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Man_tricked_into_being_given_an_enema
Jenne, explain the customs of your state. They sound strange to me.
Jenne, explain the customs of your state. They sound strange to me.