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Lol cant read post dates on my phone unless theyve been quoted.

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Cain did you just find this today? I looked at it real quick on the work comp and it says its from 2008.

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Hmmm ok

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If true what can we expect to be hypothesized for the evolution and death of the universe?

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High Weirdness / Re: 40 Million Year Old Sex Act, Caught in Amber!
« on: September 16, 2011, 03:58:48 pm »
:crankey:

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Looks like one of those fantasy adventure live action filmed somewhere in new zealand type of shows to me.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Help me understand the tea party
« on: September 16, 2011, 02:58:06 pm »
Trying to figure out what I can do with this group as a mindfuck for Teabaggers. Been a fan of them since the 90s. They're considering selling their domain name apparently.

http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/teapartycom-could-make-a-rock-band-rich-09152011.html

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Disgraced former pope Joseph Alois Ratzinger commonly known as 'Papa Ratzi' by the media due to an ongoing violent crime spree targeting prolific public figures and celebreties has been apprehended by the vigilante known to locals as The Batman.

Mr Ratzinger was dismissed of his position as leader of the Catholic Church earlier this year when new evidence came to light exposing a plot that resulted in the murder Princess Diana of Wales. Subsequent Attacks by Mr Ratzinger included the media manufacturing the false disappearance of Madeleine Mccann, and flame attacks on Gay pride rallies by the Papal Dirigible.

Due to the nature of the crimes and the questionable state of Mr Ratzinger's sanity he has once again been returned to the maximum security wing of the Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane.

:peedee:

I love you, man...

What is this gif from? I kinda want to see the full scene now.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 16, 2011, 04:47:27 am »
I love how white people are super-into telling everyone about food they don't like or can't eat because the taste/texture/smell makes them feel sick.

Also how they are gluten and lactose intolerant and can't have certain vegetables because it makes them gassy

and how they are delicate fragile flowers who must be coddled and pampered like the jewels of the animal kingdom.

Fucking hell. This is not the "foods my picky white ass passes judgement on" thread.

And yes, I just called you white.

I despise the food that comes prepackaged because the way it tastes makes me nauseous, unless it doesn't, and then I don't.  I refuse to eat any food that hasn't been on a stove and watched almost constantly for a period of no less than three hours, unless I don't, in which case I eat it as enthusiastically as if it had been.  

OK, you have me there. Hyper-processed food is nasty and bad for you, though if you're starving anything tastes pretty damn good. I'm not sure a distaste for nutritionally bankrupt overprocessed food really counts as "picky", though.

I was just being ridiculous. :lulz:

I might be excessively serious tonight.  :lol:

I am going to hell.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko54l8CNk5Y

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Inspired by Navkat: Today's Content.
« on: September 16, 2011, 04:29:42 am »
It all comes down to a matter of perspective I'm sure. As far as I can recall Catholicism didn't really have that sort of mindset. Like it's not God's doing that you have something bad happen to you. Wasn't the devil either. It was your own damn fault. But somehow you still have to tell the management you're sorry about it. But aside from the occasional rare miracle, which the Vatican actively seeks to debunk, Catholic God is more concerned about whether you're a douchebag or not. Unless you get an abortion or have buttsechs. He's nosy about those things.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 15, 2011, 07:06:41 pm »
Thanks Garbs, I'll send him a PM.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 15, 2011, 06:48:38 pm »
I love how white people are super-into telling everyone about food they don't like or can't eat because the taste/texture/smell makes them feel sick.

Also how they are gluten and lactose intolerant and can't have certain vegetables because it makes them gassy

and how they are delicate fragile flowers who must be coddled and pampered like the jewels of the animal kingdom.

Fucking hell. This is not the "foods my picky white ass passes judgement on" thread.

And yes, I just called you white.

Pickiness falls under "habit" and "quirk."


Calling me white is also a statement of fact. Whatever.

I don't even believe in whiteness. It's a stupid term. However, it is useful shorthand for identifying people whose main problem is too much food.

At the moment I would like to have too much food. I've mostly been living off of ramen and instant potatoes the past week.

Damn, dude, get yourself down here, I'll feed ya right.

It's mostly due to the move. A combo of not having located a proper grocery store (I should ask LMNO) and the knowledge that there is a mouse here. I imagine that i'll be eating proper again soon.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 15, 2011, 06:43:39 pm »
I love how white people are super-into telling everyone about food they don't like or can't eat because the taste/texture/smell makes them feel sick.

Also how they are gluten and lactose intolerant and can't have certain vegetables because it makes them gassy

and how they are delicate fragile flowers who must be coddled and pampered like the jewels of the animal kingdom.

Fucking hell. This is not the "foods my picky white ass passes judgement on" thread.

And yes, I just called you white.

Pickiness falls under "habit" and "quirk."


Calling me white is also a statement of fact. Whatever.

I don't even believe in whiteness. It's a stupid term. However, it is useful shorthand for identifying people whose main problem is too much food.

At the moment I would like to have too much food. I've mostly been living off of ramen and instant potatoes the past week.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 15, 2011, 05:25:17 pm »
I love how white people are super-into telling everyone about food they don't like or can't eat because the taste/texture/smell makes them feel sick.

Also how they are gluten and lactose intolerant and can't have certain vegetables because it makes them gassy

and how they are delicate fragile flowers who must be coddled and pampered like the jewels of the animal kingdom.

Fucking hell. This is not the "foods my picky white ass passes judgement on" thread.

And yes, I just called you white.

Pickiness falls under "habit" and "quirk."


Calling me white is also a statement of fact. Whatever.

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High Weirdness / Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« on: September 15, 2011, 11:27:00 am »
Is this story legit?

I'm having a hard time believing this one.

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