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Disgraced former pope Joseph Alois Ratzinger commonly known as 'Papa Ratzi' by the media due to an ongoing violent crime spree targeting prolific public figures and celebreties has been apprehended by the vigilante known to locals as The Batman.

Mr Ratzinger was dismissed of his position as leader of the Catholic Church earlier this year when new evidence came to light exposing a plot that resulted in the murder Princess Diana of Wales. Subsequent Attacks by Mr Ratzinger included the media manufacturing the false disappearance of Madeleine Mccann, and flame attacks on Gay pride rallies by the Papal Dirigible.

Due to the nature of the crimes and the questionable state of Mr Ratzinger's sanity he has once again been returned to the maximum security wing of the Arkham Asylum for the criminally insane.

:peedee:

I love you, man...

What is this gif from? I kinda want to see the full scene now.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 16, 2011, 04:47:27 am »
I love how white people are super-into telling everyone about food they don't like or can't eat because the taste/texture/smell makes them feel sick.

Also how they are gluten and lactose intolerant and can't have certain vegetables because it makes them gassy

and how they are delicate fragile flowers who must be coddled and pampered like the jewels of the animal kingdom.

Fucking hell. This is not the "foods my picky white ass passes judgement on" thread.

And yes, I just called you white.

I despise the food that comes prepackaged because the way it tastes makes me nauseous, unless it doesn't, and then I don't.  I refuse to eat any food that hasn't been on a stove and watched almost constantly for a period of no less than three hours, unless I don't, in which case I eat it as enthusiastically as if it had been.  

OK, you have me there. Hyper-processed food is nasty and bad for you, though if you're starving anything tastes pretty damn good. I'm not sure a distaste for nutritionally bankrupt overprocessed food really counts as "picky", though.

I was just being ridiculous. :lulz:

I might be excessively serious tonight.  :lol:

I am going to hell.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko54l8CNk5Y

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Inspired by Navkat: Today's Content.
« on: September 16, 2011, 04:29:42 am »
It all comes down to a matter of perspective I'm sure. As far as I can recall Catholicism didn't really have that sort of mindset. Like it's not God's doing that you have something bad happen to you. Wasn't the devil either. It was your own damn fault. But somehow you still have to tell the management you're sorry about it. But aside from the occasional rare miracle, which the Vatican actively seeks to debunk, Catholic God is more concerned about whether you're a douchebag or not. Unless you get an abortion or have buttsechs. He's nosy about those things.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 15, 2011, 07:06:41 pm »
Thanks Garbs, I'll send him a PM.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 15, 2011, 06:48:38 pm »
I love how white people are super-into telling everyone about food they don't like or can't eat because the taste/texture/smell makes them feel sick.

Also how they are gluten and lactose intolerant and can't have certain vegetables because it makes them gassy

and how they are delicate fragile flowers who must be coddled and pampered like the jewels of the animal kingdom.

Fucking hell. This is not the "foods my picky white ass passes judgement on" thread.

And yes, I just called you white.

Pickiness falls under "habit" and "quirk."


Calling me white is also a statement of fact. Whatever.

I don't even believe in whiteness. It's a stupid term. However, it is useful shorthand for identifying people whose main problem is too much food.

At the moment I would like to have too much food. I've mostly been living off of ramen and instant potatoes the past week.

Damn, dude, get yourself down here, I'll feed ya right.

It's mostly due to the move. A combo of not having located a proper grocery store (I should ask LMNO) and the knowledge that there is a mouse here. I imagine that i'll be eating proper again soon.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 15, 2011, 06:43:39 pm »
I love how white people are super-into telling everyone about food they don't like or can't eat because the taste/texture/smell makes them feel sick.

Also how they are gluten and lactose intolerant and can't have certain vegetables because it makes them gassy

and how they are delicate fragile flowers who must be coddled and pampered like the jewels of the animal kingdom.

Fucking hell. This is not the "foods my picky white ass passes judgement on" thread.

And yes, I just called you white.

Pickiness falls under "habit" and "quirk."


Calling me white is also a statement of fact. Whatever.

I don't even believe in whiteness. It's a stupid term. However, it is useful shorthand for identifying people whose main problem is too much food.

At the moment I would like to have too much food. I've mostly been living off of ramen and instant potatoes the past week.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 15, 2011, 05:25:17 pm »
I love how white people are super-into telling everyone about food they don't like or can't eat because the taste/texture/smell makes them feel sick.

Also how they are gluten and lactose intolerant and can't have certain vegetables because it makes them gassy

and how they are delicate fragile flowers who must be coddled and pampered like the jewels of the animal kingdom.

Fucking hell. This is not the "foods my picky white ass passes judgement on" thread.

And yes, I just called you white.

Pickiness falls under "habit" and "quirk."


Calling me white is also a statement of fact. Whatever.

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High Weirdness / Re: Dwarf porn star discovered partially eaten by badgers
« on: September 15, 2011, 11:27:00 am »
Is this story legit?

I'm having a hard time believing this one.

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Discordian Recipes / Re: Add your eccentric food habits/tips/quirks here!
« on: September 14, 2011, 11:46:25 pm »
I personally don't care for it, but I find it to be very popular in New England.

Probably due to Western European immigration. It's also popular in Ireland and the UK.

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In other words he wasnt a terrible governor here so im not terribly opposed to him winning the nomination. He probably is the best of the lot.

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Honestly romney doesnt really do much of anything and he tends to be moderate. At the very least he accepts evolution and agw to be fact.

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Too much effort to think rationally?

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My phone is not very smart. However i di like freekys idea. Perhaps what i could also do is that and paste when i get homw. Theres a delay on it but sometimes it doesnt hurt revisiting an old point.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED MICHELLE BACHMANN APPRECIATION THREAD
« on: September 14, 2011, 07:17:38 pm »
Gop wants to cut funding which makes schools worse which is the real cause of people becoming retarded (and more likely to vote for people who are plainly off their rockers.)

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Sorry to end up providing an example. A little difficult to write something in depth from a phone. Something that would probably be good for me is to figure out how to more effectively post from work. I wont use the computers there while working so i'm fairly limited there. I dont have a cubicle just a table with a computer on it. What do you think lmno - try and avoid posting on my phone? I suppose i could try and work five to one and wait til i get home...

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