It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.
That and for just pretty.
It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!
What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!
All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!
Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!
The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless