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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Occupy
« on: October 15, 2011, 04:48:20 am »
:lulz:

THATS WHAT THE 1% IS DOING TO US!!!  :argh!:

Giving us beards? I didn't know they were in that business.

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Apple Talk / Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« on: October 15, 2011, 04:46:46 am »

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Occupy
« on: October 15, 2011, 04:20:26 am »
Or Fidel Castro

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Occupy
« on: October 15, 2011, 02:53:10 am »
Post pics. Lets see how epic this facial hair is.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Occupy
« on: October 15, 2011, 01:33:27 am »
Might want to snip the beard trix. Its just another thing for the cops to grab.

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Apple Talk / Re: Yo Dok
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:38:13 pm »
Also, it seems the Enterprise was built by KB Homes.  Mr Scott is forever burning holes in the walls with a phaser, to get to instruments or junction boxes that have no access panels.

Also, sometimes they need to be wearing a communicator to get beamed up, and sometimes they don't.

And the Prime Directive was violated EVERY WEEK.  "Hey, primitive culture, we're from the stars.  We hope our very presence doesn't impact or alter your culture.  The Captain will now fuck your leader's daughter."

And while we're at it, we'll beam THE ENTIRE COMMAND STRUCTURE OF THE SHIP down to the surface.  We're a bit short of Marines, because they IMMEDIATELY DIE upon reaching a planet.

Speaking of which, sometimes they have phaser rifles, and sometimes they don't, but the Marines have NOTHING resembling armor.

 :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: Yo Dok
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:34:03 pm »
If you start nitpicking Classic Star Trek, you'll never fucking stop.

Pay attention to the turbo lift, sometime.

What, those things they grab onto?

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:16:49 pm »
Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

Yeah until the next time, asshole.

Oh, and it's spelled "Sorry", you should have seen it written all over the goddamn place today and it doesn't always have to be followed by "about your cats penis".

I think we've all had just enough of your insensitivity.

I can be sensitive!

 :cry:

See?

You're from Manitoba.  Nobody there has feelings, or any introspection that goes farther than "Am I drunk enough to have sex with my spouse, or do I need more booze and maybe a beating?"

And you're from Nova Scotia where the same holds true, but instead of Spouse read "Fish".

I thought he was from Sasquatchewan.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:10:23 pm »
Dear Pickle,

It seems you have a tendency to get mean and stupid when you drink. I have a certain amount of sympathy, as I get emotional and demanding when I drink.

Luckily for both of us, there is a great way to manage this! It is called "moderation and self-control".

It works wonders, you should try it!

I'm actually a pretty happy drunk.  I was laughing when I posted that last night, knowing the reaming I was going to get for it.

Didn't intend it to piss Twid off so much.

I like Twid.

But yeah, I see what you mean.  Moderation and I have had quite a few sit downs over the years to discuss slippage.

Usually I stay out of it when there's a political fight around here, but I am getting angrier and angrier at the mischaracterization of what is happening in the streets right now. Got into a fight with Villager about it yesterday. Your slogans had me seeing red.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:03:33 pm »
What the fuck is this shit?

 :lulz:

I got drunk and hilarity ensued.

Even the GF warned me not to post.  I just couldn't help myself.

I'm seriously rethinking whether I have more of a tendency toward masochism than I previously thought I did.

Dude. I've learned that 9 times out of 10, if the girlfriend thinks you're too drunk, she's right.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 12:54:03 pm »
Also, expect a long delay on my response to PM.

Gotta sleep, go to work, and join Occupy Boston again.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 12:47:20 pm »
It's very clear I should lock up my keyboard when I've been hitting the bottle.

I'll attempt to reply to everyone who didn't throw ad hominem (abusive and association fallacy)  

Coffee first.

I fucking hate coffee.

Twid, incoming PM.

Well, I guess we don't just disagree on economics. Coffee is the shit. What the hell is wrong with you Libs? :lulz:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 11:43:30 am »
From reading the OP on, I have now decided to stop being a "winger" (whatever that is).

THANK YOU PICKLE, I HAVE ACCEPTED YOU INTO MY LIFE AND I AM B*TTER FOR IT.

Stop being batter.

You might get drafted to the Cubs, and that just means you will continue to lose forever.

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Apple Talk / Re: Yo Dok
« on: October 14, 2011, 11:03:42 am »
if v= C then the denominator becomes 1-1 = 0. anything divided by zero is equal to zero/infinity (i.e with out limits) undefined.

But apart from that, everything you said was completely spot on mistaken.

Thank you Trip.

I trust your judgment on mathematical issues.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 10:43:19 am »
RAGE

I have a friend. A very dear friend. So dear, that I carried his father out of the church in a fucking coffin, vehement heathen though he, AND HIS FATHER, knew I was (and his father was a former priest in the Catholic Church before he left his orders to pursue love. And he was a second father to me). So dear dear that I will tap him for one of my groomsmen when I tie the knot. So dear that I would do anything for him. Including, most importantly, finding him a job. He's been looking for a long time. He got into an argument with Suu and Alty on Facebook. BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING ANGRY AND THEY'RE ON THE SAME PAGE BUT HE WANTS TO CHANGE SHIT. AND HE WANTS A FUCKING JOB! He is the most proactive dude I know. And he's been looking MOTHERFUCKING HARD. So, on behalf of my friend, fuck you dude. He's not a liberal either. He's a centrist.

I was lucky. I don't know how luck runs in Florida, but dude, seriously.

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