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Messages - Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: genuine imitation
« on: October 07, 2011, 05:40:59 pm »
I prefer to think of him as a shithead with a microphone who should have hung it up when Slash left.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Life of Nobody
« on: October 07, 2011, 05:20:36 pm »
I have this mental image of you, perched in that chair and mowing people down with it, laughing like a maniac the entire time.

Wow! I have exactly the very same image!!!  :lulz:

This is what I thought:


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There was something slightly pedantic offensive about him, like a whiff of Requia except he also did the nonsense thing.

I think that might have been it.

I'm also assuming Requia flounced? I forgot about her.

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BOSTON IRISHES THEMSELVES TOO MUCH.

PROVIDENCE ITALIANS ARE SUPERIOR.

I AM DRUNK AT WORK.

See, that's the problem. We know that we should separate the two up here in Little Dublin. Work harshes your buzz too much.

You know we have a substantial Irish population here in Providence. We even have a monument to the Potato Famine because of the amount of immigrants that came here (which I'd be totally down with showing you tomorrow. It's really nice and fucking depressing as hell.) but for some reason. the Irish do NOTHING. We have our St. Patrick's Day Parade, sure, but it's not like BOSTON. I think last demographic I heard is that the Irish population was greater than the Italian by a couple of percent, with each of them taking a little more than a quarter of the city, and the rest falling to the Armenians, Hispanics, and Blacks.

Huh. Weird.

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Other news breaking, the Jobless total rose significantly yesterday. . . . . . . . . . . . . (Best I could come up with)  :lol:

 :lol: Made a similar joke on FB yesterday.

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i watched jaws repeatedly from age 5 on. was my fav movie for a lonnnnnnng time

Never got into it. Not enough lasers. Or, apparently, Italians with slurred speech.

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well im an only child so i watched them at my leisure :D not forced repeatedly

Lucky you.

Twid,
My parents must fucking hate Back to the Future, Ghostbusters, Rocky and Star Wars.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: More stupid bullshit to get pissed off about.
« on: October 07, 2011, 05:39:29 am »
I'm getting that slimy, icky feeling again, deep inside.

That one where you realize that everything wrong. We had a reality, and it was never perfect, but somehow it done got broken, and now there's no more repairmen for it because these days we always "just buy a new one" instead of fixing it because it's cheaper.

This needs to stew for a bit. There's not enough words yet, so a full written rant right now would be an abortion of text. Must let it gestate and achieve viability in my brainmeat.


You know, here's the funny thing. By totally fucking our economy to this point, the Teatards are killing two birds with one stone. Not paying for shit, and the right to do horrible shit to other human beings and not be brought up on charges for it.

Knock out one pillar, and the rest will fall on their own, I suppose.

I know what you mean, man. It's there. But you need more bile behind it. It's not a legitimate puke until your spit turns yellow. But I will say this Cainad. We're thinking that we'll just go out and buy a new one, because there's always a new one on the shelf. But all of the stores have gone out of business. Well, we can buy direct from the factory right? Factory's closed, all the workers got laid off because we can't give in to the unions terrorists. There is no new one. So now we're left with, oh well, take it out to the shed and tinker with it, we can get it to work again. But not only do we lack the know how, WE'RE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO ACTUALLY TAKE IT OUT TO THE SHED.

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i didnt read  this whole thread but STEVE JOBS HELPED MAKE PIXAR WHAT IT IS AND YOU GOTTA LOVE PIXAR <3  :D

Not if you have a sister half your age who was at that age when you want to watch the same goddamn movie over and over again when the Incredibles and Monsters Inc. came out.

oh man, you too? :x

I can't ever watch "Finding Nemo" again. I might have an aneurysm.

I'm 30. My youngest sister is 15.

Yep. I love my sister, but god, was that an annoying time.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: More stupid bullshit to get pissed off about.
« on: October 07, 2011, 05:28:30 am »
You know, here's the funny thing. By totally fucking our economy to this point, the Teatards are killing two birds with one stone. Not paying for shit, and the right to do horrible shit to other human beings and not be brought up on charges for it.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: More stupid bullshit to get pissed off about.
« on: October 07, 2011, 05:27:02 am »
That's definitely the right gif for this.


Turn off the lights! Tear up the roads! Shut down the schools!

WE MUST DESTROY OUR CIVILIZATION IF WE ARE TO SAVE IT!

STOP ENFORCING LAWS PROTECTING OUR BABYMAKERS! WE WANTED SMALLER GOVERNMENT, NOW WE'RE GETTING IT! THE FREE MARKET DEMANDS IT! BE A PATRIOT, BEAT YOUR WIFE!

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Wait, what does that mean? I guess that now is the time to say that the order is not on my name and if I have to convince the other guys who threw down monney not to collect it I'm going to need a very good reason.

He's going to be in a lot of shit if he tries to collect it.

Nothing to do with names or any of that jazz. You will be the guy stepping up and asking for that package.

Best pony up that money to pay them back, Dalekk.

Never be the dude to pick it up. Irish politicians in Boston have known that for.... well as long as we let the Irish run for office.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: More stupid bullshit to get pissed off about.
« on: October 07, 2011, 05:21:05 am »
And obviously, Pix, the economy here is fucked too, if we're turning the power off, tearing up roads, and making it ok for us to smack our bitches up.

Because the recession is totally over, right? RIGHT?!?!?!!



^ found it btw

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: More stupid bullshit to get pissed off about.
« on: October 07, 2011, 05:18:34 am »
'd say move to ireland, but the economy there is fucked

A move to Ireland is more possible, considering my politics and how obviously fucking retarded my countrymen here are.

At least in Ireland I can learn how to grow shit/eat horse meat.

More than likely I'll go down with the ship, cackling with my axe in hand, Marshall turned up to 11, taking shots of Jameson during pauses. With my pance off and my dangly bits dangling. Lemmy would expect no less. And when the power goes out, well, I have a 12 string acoustic that I'll play in the dark, dangly bits dangling, until every last string is broken and my fingertips are torn to shreds, blood streaming everywhere.

That's... not just desperate and stupid, it's deplorable and highlights something very monstrous within this country.


Also, that story links to this one:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/09/opinion/09krugman.html

America Goes Dark, by Paul Krugman

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The lights are going out all over America literally. Colorado Springs has made headlines with its desperate attempt to save money by turning off a third of its streetlights, but similar things are either happening or being contemplated across the nation, from Philadelphia to Fresno.


You know how that crazy old Dok Howl ranting at us about how "when the lights go out, etc, etc, hork spit puke"?

Nice to know that he was just being his goofy old self again, and not serious at all! Ha, ha!

Ha ha ha ha hahahaha...

We need a psychotic laugh emoticon that's a little more powerful than :horrormirth:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: More stupid bullshit to get pissed off about.
« on: October 07, 2011, 04:42:51 am »
RAAAAAGE.

This country's either going to force me to move to Ireland or fucking run for President.

Twid,
can run in 2016

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