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Messages - Legate Gene O'Mick, PhD

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Or Kill Me / Re: OMG IM SO SORRY!
« on: October 05, 2011, 06:02:11 pm »
You know, this is why I do suspect I may have mild assburgers.  My responses to things tend to sway from "Oh it's okay!" to "DIE YOU FUCKING HORRIBLE BITCH!" depending on the situation, and how much I perceive the person as being genuinely regretful.

Although, to be fair, I tend to ignore bringing in The Man, regardless of situation.  If it's an emergency and hospital or police are required, that's one thing, but I'd honestly rather buy a new laptop than spend hours in court fighting over stupid shit.  I know that makes me UN-FUCKING-AMERICAN!!

Not to bring on the WAH brigade, but as I've had everything of value that I owned stolen from me twice in the last year and a half, I find myself growing rather unattached to material things.  Even when retarded walkntexters break them.

Ok, so you're unattached to material things. But you're still going to be using your money when you really shouldn't have to. Plus, if you want someone to learn something, you hurt their wallet. Get her to pay up, get her to pay attention to where she's walking. It could save her life one day. Then you'd be a hero.

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Or Kill Me / Re: OMG IM SO SORRY!
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:52:22 pm »
3.

IF she pays up, I can always ask her out. If she doesn't pay, there's no amount of pretty that's going to make me want to date her. But I still want my money.

Heh, that option was more for the lulz and possibly to piss someone off.  This is not a person I'd consider dating.

Then why would it matter what she looks like?

So it's more a question of assertiveness.

Will you

a) forgive her and say "it's okay"
b) frown and act annoyed about it
c) grow a fucking spine and ask about her insurance or some other way to get recuperated for a broken laptop
d) assault her

You're right, this IS a conundrum.

:|

Good point.  It does seem a question of assertiveness.  That, and I am unfamiliar with how to handle this sort of situation, as I am new to it.

I suppose I took the spineless route.  I guess I will be plugging my laptop into an external monitor for awhile.

 :|

Or you could track her down and be like, "so hey, any chance of you paying for my broken monitor taht you broke when you were too busy texting to see where you were going?"

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Well, what else was I supposed to do with the javelina?



Ok, so it's a javelina in a hat. What should she do with it?

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Or Kill Me / Re: OMG IM SO SORRY!
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:48:09 pm »
3.

IF she pays up, I can always ask her out. If she doesn't pay, there's no amount of pretty that's going to make me want to date her. But I still want my money.

Heh, that option was more for the lulz and possibly to piss someone off.  This is not a person I'd consider dating.

Then why would it matter what she looks like?

So it's more a question of assertiveness.

Will you

a) forgive her and say "it's okay"
b) frown and act annoyed about it
c) grow a fucking spine and ask about her insurance or some other way to get recuperated for a broken laptop
d) assault her

You're right, this IS a conundrum.

:|

Now Trip, you know full well there is an option e.

Tell mom and dad and have them call her mom and dad and have her grounded with no allowance.

To be fair, if she was really sorry she should have offered compensation on her own.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:42:34 pm »
Tombstone should have the Hand of Eris on it.

I was thinking The Sacred Chao for mine, but the Hand of Eris would look pretty nice on a tombstone.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:40:26 pm »
Whoa  :lulz:

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Um.

NO  :crankey:

Jenne,

Doesn't like to be FORGOTTEN  :argh!:

If you check outside there is a large unmarked truck. That's for you, your family, and all of your possessions to get out of the way.

When the area is decontaminated, it's all yours Jenne.

Or should I say, Your Eminence.

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Or Kill Me / Re: OMG IM SO SORRY!
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:32:46 pm »
"Kids, first she broke my laptop, then I broke the ice, and a year later her water!"

"We're both pretty careless like that! Always remember, no glove, no love."

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Or Kill Me / Re: OMG IM SO SORRY!
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:23:45 pm »
3.

IF she pays up, I can always ask her out. If she doesn't pay, there's no amount of pretty that's going to make me want to date her. But I still want my money.

Would make an interesting story for the kids.

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Or Kill Me / Re: OMG IM SO SORRY!
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:17:55 pm »
You know, Trix, if you actually do decide to take her to small claims court, it should be daytime court TV. If we're going to do this like Americans, we're going to do it like motherfucking Americans!

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Or Kill Me / Re: OMG IM SO SORRY!
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:16:30 pm »
Ask for full compensation, threaten to sue for destruction of property.

This is America, dammit.

You almost made me start gnawing on my monitor in mouth-frothing rage with that one.  :hateragelulz:

 :lulz:

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Or Kill Me / Re: OMG IM SO SORRY!
« on: October 05, 2011, 05:10:45 pm »
Ask for full compensation, threaten to sue for destruction of property.

This is America, dammit.

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Principia Discussion / Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« on: October 05, 2011, 04:40:45 pm »
You could also make a donation to some vegan organization in his name. Check them out first, I hear PETA's actually kinda shady.

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Dude, I've never needed convincing before, but with this new evidence it seems like a moral obligation.

We have to do it for the ChildrenTM

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Principia Discussion / Re: Honor a deceased discordian?
« on: October 05, 2011, 04:15:56 pm »
Discordianism varies from individual to individual. Even though you haven't really heard from him in over a decade, you would know better than us how to best honor his memory.

Sorry to hear it.

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