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Apple Zone / Re: Name My Warhammer!

« on: September 16, 2010, 09:01:21 pm »

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

Paris Hilton says warhammers are the new black!

The idea of Paris Hilton with a warhammer is priceless 

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The peanut gallery / Re: Salvia experience, like whoa man....

« on: September 16, 2010, 09:00:30 pm »

What about dogs? They're the product of wolf eugenics. Could work.

If dogs do work, then there's no hope for Dok. He already has dogs, and so has probably tried this.

Dogs have had 50,000 years of morphic resonance. There's nothing in them that wants to give up their cushy number with man. But Wolves?  Have you evar looked deeply into the eyes of a Wolf?  (They are as mad as chickens)

Chickens should work then.

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The peanut gallery / Re: Salvia experience, like whoa man....

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:57:38 pm »

One of them is. It hates his guts, and everyone else too.

That would probably do then. 

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Apple Zone / Re: Name My Warhammer!

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:56:56 pm »

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

What weapon, officer? Oh, THIS? No, this is just an accessory! You know, like a purse or a necklace!

All the fashionistas are doing it! Don't you watch TV? It's un-American to not watch TV!

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The peanut gallery / Re: Salvia experience, like whoa man....

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:55:35 pm »

What about dogs? They're the product of wolf eugenics. Could work.

If dogs do work, then there's no hope for Dok. He already has dogs, and so has probably tried this.

Were the dogs ill tempered?

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Apple Zone / Re: Name My Warhammer!

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:54:50 pm »

It would be more for taking to the Meatrack on full moon nights, and any second Saturday, and other ties when the Weird is particularly strong in Tucson.

That and for just pretty.

It's not a weapon, officer, I'm a demolition worker I am!

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The peanut gallery / Re: Salvia experience, like whoa man....

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:53:28 pm »

What about dogs? They're the product of wolf eugenics. Could work.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Do you like games?

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:43:23 pm »

Nothing.
Wolves are profoundly poetic creatures. Naturally, staring in the eye of a wolf gave him his literary talents. 

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Apple Zone / Re: Happy Birthday, bro!

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:41:35 pm »

The last thing he said was probably, "I'm not getting in the car with you drunks. You're gonna kill somebody!"   

That actually made me laugh, you evil man.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:39:56 pm »

I, for one, am glad the canadian government has taken a stand against prayer candles and jacking off to squiggles.

Hey, in this economic climate, some people lacking in artistic skills can't afford high quality porn!

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Horrorology / Re: Slow Time in Fat City™, part 5: Quotes from the Edge.

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:30:44 pm »

I could be wrong but I think that they are figuratively refering to the collapse of the US (by comparison of Rome) and that the gutless are the catalyzing equivalent of the Visigoths for America.

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Apple Zone / Re: Name My Warhammer!

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:27:13 pm »

Cast steel I take it?

Yes, scraps. I have been instructed not to hit any permanent building materials (concrete, other metals, etc.) with it, because it would shatter.

ETA: Not sure why I would, since it's for beating people with.

Damn, less things to hit with it.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: Ode to Eris

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:14:41 pm »

 

What's with the Wolf Poet bumps? Not that I'm not appreciating it, I'm just wondering what the special occasion is.

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Or Kill Me / Re: LHX - short circuits - part 15 - they dont want you dead

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:13:37 pm »

Thus I die withe each breath. A tad abstract but I'm a poet and it's how I think.

 

I guess he's doing it wrong then...

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The peanut gallery / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Pterodactyls

« on: September 16, 2010, 08:12:48 pm »

THE SECRET TO ENLIGHTENMENT IS
FIVE TONS OF FLAX HAHAHAHA _{NO BUT SRSLY}
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Nah, I'll pass on that. I would rather 5 tons of cash.