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Apple Talk / Re: Yo Dok
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:34:03 pm »
If you start nitpicking Classic Star Trek, you'll never fucking stop.

Pay attention to the turbo lift, sometime.

What, those things they grab onto?

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:16:49 pm »
Point taken.

All of them.

Sincerely.

Yeah until the next time, asshole.

Oh, and it's spelled "Sorry", you should have seen it written all over the goddamn place today and it doesn't always have to be followed by "about your cats penis".

I think we've all had just enough of your insensitivity.

I can be sensitive!

 :cry:

See?

You're from Manitoba.  Nobody there has feelings, or any introspection that goes farther than "Am I drunk enough to have sex with my spouse, or do I need more booze and maybe a beating?"

And you're from Nova Scotia where the same holds true, but instead of Spouse read "Fish".

I thought he was from Sasquatchewan.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:10:23 pm »
Dear Pickle,

It seems you have a tendency to get mean and stupid when you drink. I have a certain amount of sympathy, as I get emotional and demanding when I drink.

Luckily for both of us, there is a great way to manage this! It is called "moderation and self-control".

It works wonders, you should try it!

I'm actually a pretty happy drunk.  I was laughing when I posted that last night, knowing the reaming I was going to get for it.

Didn't intend it to piss Twid off so much.

I like Twid.

But yeah, I see what you mean.  Moderation and I have had quite a few sit downs over the years to discuss slippage.

Usually I stay out of it when there's a political fight around here, but I am getting angrier and angrier at the mischaracterization of what is happening in the streets right now. Got into a fight with Villager about it yesterday. Your slogans had me seeing red.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 08:03:33 pm »
What the fuck is this shit?

 :lulz:

I got drunk and hilarity ensued.

Even the GF warned me not to post.  I just couldn't help myself.

I'm seriously rethinking whether I have more of a tendency toward masochism than I previously thought I did.

Dude. I've learned that 9 times out of 10, if the girlfriend thinks you're too drunk, she's right.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 12:54:03 pm »
Also, expect a long delay on my response to PM.

Gotta sleep, go to work, and join Occupy Boston again.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 12:47:20 pm »
It's very clear I should lock up my keyboard when I've been hitting the bottle.

I'll attempt to reply to everyone who didn't throw ad hominem (abusive and association fallacy)  

Coffee first.

I fucking hate coffee.

Twid, incoming PM.

Well, I guess we don't just disagree on economics. Coffee is the shit. What the hell is wrong with you Libs? :lulz:

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 11:43:30 am »
From reading the OP on, I have now decided to stop being a "winger" (whatever that is).

THANK YOU PICKLE, I HAVE ACCEPTED YOU INTO MY LIFE AND I AM B*TTER FOR IT.

Stop being batter.

You might get drafted to the Cubs, and that just means you will continue to lose forever.

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Apple Talk / Re: Yo Dok
« on: October 14, 2011, 11:03:42 am »
if v= C then the denominator becomes 1-1 = 0. anything divided by zero is equal to zero/infinity (i.e with out limits) undefined.

But apart from that, everything you said was completely spot on mistaken.

Thank you Trip.

I trust your judgment on mathematical issues.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 10:43:19 am »
RAGE

I have a friend. A very dear friend. So dear, that I carried his father out of the church in a fucking coffin, vehement heathen though he, AND HIS FATHER, knew I was (and his father was a former priest in the Catholic Church before he left his orders to pursue love. And he was a second father to me). So dear dear that I will tap him for one of my groomsmen when I tie the knot. So dear that I would do anything for him. Including, most importantly, finding him a job. He's been looking for a long time. He got into an argument with Suu and Alty on Facebook. BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING ANGRY AND THEY'RE ON THE SAME PAGE BUT HE WANTS TO CHANGE SHIT. AND HE WANTS A FUCKING JOB! He is the most proactive dude I know. And he's been looking MOTHERFUCKING HARD. So, on behalf of my friend, fuck you dude. He's not a liberal either. He's a centrist.

I was lucky. I don't know how luck runs in Florida, but dude, seriously.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 10:26:03 am »
I again apologize.

I am just as proud of the United States as I am of the Republic of Ireland. I am a patriot in both places.

AND I AM GODDAMN SICK AND MOTHERFUCKING TIRED OF THESE SO-CALLED PATRIOTS WHO ARE READY TO BEND OVER AND TAKE IT IN THE ASS FROM THEIR CORPORATE MASTERS WITH NO FUCKING LUBE AND HAVE IT WHISPERED IN THEIR EARS, "IT'S ALL RIGHT DEAR, I'LL DO IT GENTLE"



YOU'RE NOT MOTHERFUCKING PATRIOTS.


YOU HAVE BETRAYED THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.



PICKLE- I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FOR YOUR RETARDATION. YOU'RE A SMART BLOKE. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG HERE.


Addendum- These protests, and my position on them, are actually causing a conflict in my relationship.

I'M NOT BACKING DOWN.


So Pickle, respectfully, with all of the logic that is presented to you, not just here, but in reality....

I submit that your position is illogical, and incorrect.

THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG WITH OUR COUNTRY AND I AM READY TO BE ARRESTED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW. I AM READY TO BE BEATEN TO LET THE WORLD KNOW. TEABAGGERS ARE PUSSIES AND HAVE COOPTED YOUR IDEOLOGY. AND THEY ARE STILL FUCKING WRONG. HOW MANY "LIBERTARIANS" HAVE BEEN ARRESTED SINCE OBAMA CAME TO POWER? HOW MANY OF MY COMRADES HAVE BEEN ARRESTED JUST IN BOSTON IN THE PAST WEEK IN COMPARISON. OH NO, NO, NO.... THEY'RE TROUBLE MAKERS RIGHT?

I consider you a friend still, despite all of the drama. But dude. You are just FUCKING WRONG.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 10:06:25 am »
I think you need this PD..  you need a winger here, to counterbalance your own wingery.  You wingers.

Even our right-wing are radical commie socialist idealists in your world-view, no? After all they've been in power quite a lot and we still have a functioning healthcare system.

your average European, by American standards, is automatically far left.

This annoys me as both a citizen of an EU nation and a citizen of USA.

By American standards, you're all radical leftists unless you're a flat out Neo-Nazi.

I repeat. By American standards, you original honkeys are RADICAL LEFTISTS anything more clockwise of 4 o'clock. Sometimes 3:00

Twid,
Really, really hoping these protests lead to something.
Really, really hoping that Americans stop swallowing what the American media feeds us.
Really, really hoping the American dream can be something more than a lie that we worship with all evidence to the contrary
Really, really expected something a little more intelligent from DP

Last point. You really can't argue with facts can you? Regardless of political persuasion, the truth is obvious. And either you stand with America, or you don't care and waive your freedoms, or accept the conservative terrorist line and become A FUCKING TRAITOR TO YOUR MOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY AN YOUR FELLOW CITIZENS.

I apologize.

I love the idea behind America. THIS IS NOT AMERICA.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 07:48:25 am »
What happened here? Why is this happening?
What does it mean?

That we need beer.

Well, that is a demand that I am willing to put on my agenda.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 06:43:15 am »
I tried to stay away..  I really did.  I seem to get a lot of flax from you fuckers but damn if you're not at least intelligent and, more importantly, hilarious about it, even if I think you're misguided. 

So I came up with some new slogans that should really piss you off, though that was not my intention.  That last bit may be a little disingenuous.

I think you need this PD..  you need a winger here, to counterbalance your own wingery.  You wingers.

Slogans:

END THE MERITOCRACY!  SLACKERS DESERVE A PIECE OF THE LUXUERY PIE TOO!

Where slacker=someone who got laid off and has been looking for a decent job with reasonable pay for nearly two years now, but can't because there are no jobs? Cuz, I got a few friends that fit that bill. I'll let them know they're just not working hard enough at getting a job.

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DOWN WITH THE AMBITIOUS!  A LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR MEANS WE'RE ALL EQUAL!
Where ambitious=people with no moral compunctions about making sure they have way more money than they'll ever need at the expense of others?

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UPWARD MOBILITY IS DOWNWARD MOBILITY FOR EVERYONE ELSE!
There is no upward mobility for most.

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ACHIEVING MORE FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY MEANS LESS FOR EVERYONE ELSE!
Yeah, when you lock up all that income at the top and prevent it from trickling down to the unwashed masses this is exactly true.

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MEDIOCRATY IS THE REAL AMERICAN DREAM!
Gainful employment and having enough to live without worrying about the bills is the American Dream.
Fiscal conservatives gave us a nightmare instead.

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GREED IS A WORSE SIN THAN ENVY!   WRATH, LUST AND PRIDE ARE OK..  GLUTTONY AND SLOTH ARE TEH BEST!
Greed and Gluttony are the same. I don't envy the rich, because I prefer not to be a greedy douche. The government and the WOMP cabal have a monopoly on wrath, lust keeps the human species going, and I think there is more pride going on at the top than the bottom. As far as sloth, I do like sleeping, I must admit.

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CAPITALISM HAS NEVER ACHIEVED ANYTHING OF VALUE!
We're not all Communists. Rampant capitalism has never achieved anything of value. As far as economics go, I consider myself a centrist. Mixed economy. Balance. Balance is a good thing here.

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IF YOU'RE WINNING IN LIFE, THAT MEANS OTHER PEOPLE ARE LOSING!
Define winning in life. 

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PAPER MONEY IS THE ONLY WAY TO INCREASE THE VALUE FOR EVERYONE!
Using paper as a medium of exchange is just as arbitrary as using shiny lumps of metal as a medium of exchange.

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THE BELL CURVE ONLY BENEFITS THE 1%!
Not sure what students failing their midterm has to do with anything here.

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I really like that last one.

Alright for now.

Or fucking kill me.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Slogans for 2011/2012
« on: October 14, 2011, 06:25:02 am »
And drunk people posting on the internet, don't forget them.

But when I get drunk I maek womp :?amidoinitrong?

No, no sir, you are doing it exactly right.

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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: October 14, 2011, 06:22:09 am »
you guys pick the most retarded nicknames for your acquaintances lol



I refer to my roommate as Pickles, because he has Pickles in his last name.

I am, however, now encouraged to make up dumb nicknames for my friends.

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