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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 07:02:32 pm »

To quote a former math professor: its ok. Its not youre fault. Youre all victims of the boston public school system. Otherwise you wouldnt be in community college.

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 05:38:33 pm »

Thanks guys. Its a bit of a relief because even if i completely fail writing it wont be too much of a loss other than having to take it again though i imagine ill at least get a c. Good luck nigel and alty!

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Apple Zone / Re: Open Bar VII: written by George Lucas!

« on: Yesterday at 04:38:39 pm »

Got an A in both astronomy and sociology. Waiting for writing grades to come in. Current cumulative gpa is 3.812.

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Apple Zone / Re: Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

« on: Yesterday at 02:11:10 pm »

Dalek i think one of the things you have to realize is that if you werent on meth and said you were them thats a dick move and not a small lie. If you were on meth and are now saying you werent its not totally surprising and rather characteristic of a drug addict but its still a dick move and not a small lie. One way or the other you have damaged your credibility and the ability for others to empathise with you. In other words youve only fucked yourself over.  Congratulations.

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Apple Zone / Re: Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

« on: Yesterday at 12:36:28 pm »

I am looking forward to reading his other thread.

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Apple Zone / Re: Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

« on: Yesterday at 01:38:21 am »

So yeah, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ACTED JUST THE WAY I WANTED TO (this is also self-irony and a reference to a reoccurring theme in PD trolling). I'm not really on meth. I don't even do that much drugs lately and my life is going pretty good (finished high-school with straight A's all over fyeah). Love you, guys <3

Um, okay.

Generally it's something someone said when they don't want to own up for being a dumbass, and instead use the excuse that they were intentionally being a dick for research purposes.

Huh.
Dumbasses have a lot of power though.  They certainly seem to have Congress all sewn up.

 Irrelevant to the topic at hand since this particular dumbass and or jackass is a bulgarian kid who posts on the internet about how he may or may not be a drug addict and not an elected official. I forget the exact thing that happened but this seems like an eighth ass apology for being an ass. Either way its just all ass.

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Apple Zone / Re: Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

« on: May 19, 2013, 08:26:36 am »

So yeah, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT AND YOU ACTED JUST THE WAY I WANTED TO (this is also self-irony and a reference to a reoccurring theme in PD trolling). I'm not really on meth. I don't even do that much drugs lately and my life is going pretty good (finished high-school with straight A's all over fyeah). Love you, guys <3

Um, okay.

Generally it's something someone said when they don't want to own up for being a dumbass, and instead use the excuse that they were intentionally being a dick for research purposes.

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Apple Zone / Re: Surprise: Dalek isn't on meth, neither a retard

« on: May 19, 2013, 06:14:12 am »

 

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Free Market Privileged Circumcision While Hopped Up on Magickle Drugs Thread

« on: May 18, 2013, 06:44:16 am »

The best sigil charging is done by masturbating using someone else's foreskin.  It's better if it is still attached, but a pot of infant foreskins works in a pinch.  Just make sure they are fresh,  spoiled foreskins will spoil your hex.

This is probably the best thing I've read all day.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Free Market Privileged Circumcision While Hopped Up on Magickle Drugs Thread

« on: May 17, 2013, 08:33:25 pm »

I think its very important at this point for everyone to know the condition of my penis. Flaccid. Work just doesnt excite of the way it used to.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Cutting it off

« on: May 17, 2013, 08:27:20 pm »

I think youve had enough hylie.




Youre cut off.

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Apple Zone / Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!

« on: May 17, 2013, 03:24:24 pm »

Huh. Nifty

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Apple Zone / Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!

« on: May 17, 2013, 03:17:20 pm »

In my excitement that thought did not occur to me...

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Apple Zone / Re: BREAKING: TEXAS SECESSION UPRISING, MARTIAL LAW

« on: May 17, 2013, 12:24:21 pm »

You threw an uprising and nobody came...
...Not even the guy supposedly dumb enough to fuck a hornet's nest.
 

...The thing is? everyone really believed there was someone that dumb.
It's hard to overestimate human stupidity.

Farfetched as it sounds people have some weird compulsions. Remember that guy who had sex with the horse and then died? That actually happened. Or the woman who had sex with a dog and was allergic to dog semen and then died? That happened too.

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Apple Zone / Re: WAFFLES!!!! EXPLAIN!!!

« on: May 17, 2013, 03:35:47 am »

No! He's a Galdrer!