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Apple Zone / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
« on: June 08, 2013, 11:14:46 pm »That imageset bothers me in ways I find hard to describe.
First off, it's perfectly transparent about advertising snickers. But, it doesn't even get their ad right.
Second, it implies that (1) God speaks english, (2) he's unreasonable in his desire to kill everyone, (3) he's only trying to kill everyone because he's hungry, and (4) a candy bar will make him feel better.
In other words, the person who initially made it completely failed (on many levels) to comprehend the basic ideas of both The Bible and candy bar commercials, and yet decided to combine them anyway. Probably, if I posted this rant to him directly, he'd have a hissy fit and complain about how I'm ruining his fun.
I guess what really bothers me is that the world contains people like the one who made that photoset and posted it initially without realizing anything was wrong with it.
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Techmology and Scientism / Re: If we can't see our mistakes, our competence declines
« on: June 06, 2013, 06:17:37 am »This is highly interesting. And it makes want to e-mail this whole thread to my old boss. Here's why what you are doing is 100% counter-productive, you fuck-wit.
Except he won't listen, because you're not inside his parameters for feedback.
See, I knew my occasional historical "here's some feedback about why you're a dick for your own good" conversations with people were just me wanting to yell at them but until this sentence I didn't FULLY understand why they were no more than that.
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Apple Zone / SPAGVERTISEMENTS (GIF-HEAVY)
« on: June 01, 2013, 12:21:41 pm »
Are you tired of the hassle in finding a container for your doctor-ordered stool sample?
Are situations like this leaving you frustrated and confused?
Even if you find a container, something always seems to go wrong...
Are you constantly leaving scenes like this behind?
But find the menacing taunts and jeers of your laxative cupboard excruciating?
Is your condition having an impact on your employment?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED ERIS
Laughing. Can't stop laughing.
Buy it.
Are situations like this leaving you frustrated and confused?
Even if you find a container, something always seems to go wrong...
Are you constantly leaving scenes like this behind?
But find the menacing taunts and jeers of your laxative cupboard excruciating?
Is your condition having an impact on your employment?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED ERIS
Laughing. Can't stop laughing.
Buy it.
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Apple Zone / Re: Um. Yeah. This fucking rocks.
« on: June 01, 2013, 10:06:43 am »
I was really excited by that until I saw that someone had commented saying that it was a fake.
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Apple Zone / Re: Hey Cain!
« on: May 13, 2013, 11:23:21 pm »
No, sort your sleep out! My scheming can wait.
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Apple Zone / Re: The following is an actual text message
« on: May 13, 2013, 10:57:29 am »
I'm going to use "thy thumbs are retarded and fat" as an insult now.
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Apple Zone / Hey Cain!
« on: May 13, 2013, 09:45:43 am »
I've been away for a while, playing DUST 514, which is the FPS tie-in to EVE Online. These games have a massive metagame behind them, where political scheming, embezzlement, scams and the like are all encouraged by the game developers as valid means of achieving victory.
Do you have any recommendations which might be described as "Psychological Warfare for Dummies", "How to Destabilise Communities and Influence Uprisings" or "Trolling for Fun and Profit". Are these things available on the internet? I have suspicions regarding these spaceship pilots' ability to jump high enough which I would like to experiment with.
Do you have any recommendations which might be described as "Psychological Warfare for Dummies", "How to Destabilise Communities and Influence Uprisings" or "Trolling for Fun and Profit". Are these things available on the internet? I have suspicions regarding these spaceship pilots' ability to jump high enough which I would like to experiment with.
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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom
« on: April 15, 2013, 10:02:00 pm »
I'm already seeing the internet flood with "BAN MARATHONS, NOT GUNS".
I hate you all.
I hate you all.
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Apple Zone / Re: I'm crushing so hard that I can't fucking concentrate on anything at all
« on: March 20, 2013, 05:05:07 am »Did someone just actually say YOLO on this site without their tongue planted firmly in their cheek?Visiting Discospags to see how y'all are doing.
Get out. Now.
WHAT DID I MISS?
OH, THIS.
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Or Kill Me / Re: Split From Alphabet Thread.
« on: February 10, 2013, 09:44:40 pm »The chances of having similar entries would naturally be higher than random, because the whole point is that these are widely-used terms that are being used, mis-used, abused, and subverted. It's an Alphabet of Bullshit for fuck's sake. Of course Business Schools, Democracy, and Facts would have a greater than average probability of being used as terms. Add to that Cain's well-known history of knowledge regarding Western philosophy and political theory, and it's almost a guarantee that Kant and Mussolini would be picked.For those who don't own a copy of the book, I think it's important to add here that The Doubter's Companion doesn't contain a single entry for every letter. It has 31 entries for A, for example, so the chances of choosing one of the widely-used terms is even greater.
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Bring and Brag / Re: The Parable of Steve
« on: February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm »You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.
Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?
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Bring and Brag / Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons
« on: February 03, 2013, 09:41:38 pm »
I charged my sigils wrong 