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Apple Zone / Re: Hey Cain!

« on: May 13, 2013, 11:23:21 pm »

No, sort your sleep out! My scheming can wait.

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Apple Zone / Re: The following is an actual text message

« on: May 13, 2013, 10:57:29 am »

I'm going to use "thy thumbs are retarded and fat" as an insult now.

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Apple Zone / Hey Cain!

« on: May 13, 2013, 09:45:43 am »

I've been away for a while, playing DUST 514, which is the FPS tie-in to EVE Online. These games have a massive metagame behind them, where political scheming, embezzlement, scams and the like are all encouraged by the game developers as valid means of achieving victory.

Do you have any recommendations which might be described as "Psychological Warfare for Dummies", "How to Destabilise Communities and Influence Uprisings" or "Trolling for Fun and Profit". Are these things available on the internet? I have suspicions regarding these spaceship pilots' ability to jump high enough which I would like to experiment with.

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Apple Zone / Re: Well, I guess it's about time...

« on: May 13, 2013, 07:33:16 am »

 

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Apple Zone / Re: Things go boom

« on: April 15, 2013, 10:02:00 pm »

I'm already seeing the internet flood with "BAN MARATHONS, NOT GUNS".

I hate you all.

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Apple Zone / Re: I'm crushing so hard that I can't fucking concentrate on anything at all

« on: March 20, 2013, 05:05:07 am »

Did someone just actually say YOLO on this site without their tongue planted firmly in their cheek?

Get out.  Now.

Visiting Discospags to see how y'all are doing.

WHAT DID I MISS?

OH, THIS.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Split From Alphabet Thread.

« on: February 10, 2013, 09:44:40 pm »

The chances of having similar entries would naturally be higher than random, because the whole point is that these are widely-used terms that are being used, mis-used, abused, and subverted.  It's an Alphabet of Bullshit for fuck's sake.  Of course Business Schools, Democracy, and Facts would have a greater than average probability of being used as terms.  Add to that Cain's well-known history of knowledge regarding Western philosophy and political theory, and it's almost a guarantee that Kant and Mussolini would be picked.

For those who don't own a copy of the book, I think it's important to add here that The Doubter's Companion doesn't contain a single entry for every letter. It has 31 entries for A, for example, so the chances of choosing one of the widely-used terms is even greater.

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Bring and Brag / Re: The Parable of Steve

« on: February 04, 2013, 07:04:44 pm »

You left out the group of Discordians who were discussing how much they hate themselves and everyone else who hasn't used Discordianism as a means to justify the unleashing of their hate as much as they have.

Yeah, Nigel. What the fuck? Why did you leave out those guys?

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Apple Zone / Re: What the hell, GOD!

« on: February 04, 2013, 05:59:04 pm »

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Bring and Brag / Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons

« on: February 03, 2013, 09:41:38 pm »

I charged my sigils wrong 

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Bring and Brag / Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons

« on: February 03, 2013, 09:05:02 pm »

I am so sick of all this strife interrupting my Discordianism.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Gold Discordian Sigil Buttons

« on: February 03, 2013, 09:03:30 pm »

Just what is the point of harassing me at every opportunity?

Now back to being a badass and having hot sex with my fine-ass smart and creative wife

And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.

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Apple Zone / Re: Burning question

« on: January 31, 2013, 01:19:46 am »

WHAT IS THIS THREAD?

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Apple Zone / Re: UNLIMITED holist appreciation thread

« on: January 30, 2013, 11:24:45 pm »

I find myself failing to appreciate holist. Am I still allowed in this thread?

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Apple Zone / Re: How to Know if You're in Tucson

« on: January 29, 2013, 12:45:02 am »

The clocks in New Zealand go backwards. We use them to wind springs.