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Use clickbait headlines. Everyone loves clickbait headlines.

Pagans hate him! Learn this one weird trick to SCREAMING HYSTERICAL NOTHINGNESS.

Seven PM responses to read before you die. Number five will shock you!

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FEED SQUATTER TO MICE AND PIN IT ON COMPLAINING STUDENT.

Sucks, though, man.

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If you ever have to pitch Discordianism in an elevator, push all the buttons and exclaim loudly "DISCORDIANS ARE KIND OF DICKS" then remain silent until you reach your floor.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Security Thread
« on: March 01, 2015, 11:33:11 pm »
BUMP in lieu of PlightOfFernandoPoo making his security thread.

Recommending risky.biz for security podcasts to follow. Hard to find security podcasts which aren't just a bunch of dudebros lulzing about farts.

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Full speed ahead, my good man.

Need to make sure you reach escape velocity by the time it's taken TO THE WALL.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: The Tech Forum
« on: February 26, 2015, 07:00:53 pm »
WHERE IS THE SECURITY THREAD?

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Oh, okay, and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shotaro_Ishinomori seems responsible for both Kikaider and Super Sentai (the footage from which eventually became Power Rangers).

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Looks like Power Rangers cinematography and matches the way they would typically introduce baddies.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / I CLICKED MARK ALL READ
« on: February 24, 2015, 06:12:37 am »
AND I AIN'T EVEN SORRY

CAN I GET A SHITFUCKDAMN?

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Eighteenth Moon, Third Quarter of the Snows, the Year of December three thousand two hundred and Fifty two

I rise from bed and dress.

Before I leave my quarters, I kneel on the hard sandstone floor and praise the Eighth Sigil adorning my door, offering my morning repetitions.

"Many days hath December,
No other can we remember.
Still we recall the fifty-third day,
our failure then, and why we pray.
Kneeling and reverential,
We forgot the eggs, they were essential."



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It'll refresh every time you load the page! I'm thinking I might make it possible to save funny ones.

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These are excellent and inspired me to put some time this evening into making a horoscope generator. At the moment it only has legitimate horoscopes as a source text, but I think I'll gradually teach it to say terrible things. Initial attempts to incorporate complete works of Lovecraft only generated nonsense so it may need more finesse.

http://horoscopes.herokuapp.com/leo

Edit: It just told me 'Your professional trajectory may not convey the intensity of your nose.' and I don't know what to do with that.

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High Weirdness / Re: Obama went to Mars for the CIA
« on: February 18, 2015, 07:34:09 pm »
Cain encrypts his most secret posts. You need a special browser extension to read them. The download link becomes available once you win at Candy Crush.

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