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Apple Zone / Re: OH YES I DID

« on: January 17, 2013, 10:39:08 pm »

The mgt slumbers like chthulhu but be sure he is awakening. It took sometime for him to wreak vengeance upon me as well. Be patient or ill have to pm the mgt about your behavior.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

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Apple Zone / Re: OH YES I DID

« on: January 17, 2013, 09:32:37 pm »

 

Nothing happened.

 

Why did nothing happen?



WHY DID NOTHING HAPPEN?

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Today's LessWrong moment

« on: January 17, 2013, 08:24:05 pm »

Relevant: The smug "virtue" of the Ethical Shopper

Good link, I was thinking of this study when the tarot lady in the other thread was all "BUT I DO CHARITY WORK."

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Apple Zone / Re: OH YES I DID

« on: January 17, 2013, 02:54:57 am »

 

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Apple Zone / OH YES I DID

« on: January 17, 2013, 02:44:24 am »

MARKED ALL AS READ.

WHAT NOW, BITCHES?

 

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Behold the future!!

« on: January 16, 2013, 09:51:42 pm »

At least, I hope that's what this rain is.

It doesn't usually go in this direction, here.

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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Behold the future!!

« on: January 16, 2013, 09:50:42 pm »

And then it rains down in New Zealand on the underplanet.

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High Weirdness / Re: Fifth World Problems

« on: January 16, 2013, 08:52:00 pm »

I signed up at hirley0's forum and logged into 2013. How do I get home?

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Apple Zone / Re: ATTN, COYOTE

« on: January 16, 2013, 01:26:30 am »

OH SHIT

SO IT BEGINS.

FUCK YES IT DOES.

But since my new comp doesn't like my imaging software, I'm going to write Coyote FANFIC.

Your new comp hates PAINT?

There is only PAINT.

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Apple Zone / Re: You know what this religion needs?

« on: January 15, 2013, 08:45:12 pm »

Kafka's Gauntlet is clearly a holy relic.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Discordians, check in. Post your affiliation:

« on: January 14, 2013, 10:28:03 pm »

Destructive Chaos.
Whatever engineers do. I tend to enjoy improving, or coming up with my efficient technologies.

You should invent a technology which utilises the immense gravitational pull of Jupiter by setting up kinetic power generators around the planet that produce energy by making the components spin, pulled by gravity, and by stabilizing the position of generators surrounding it in a complex pattern that connects every one of these to a command module in which energy can be harvested and sent home using a space station to help manned shuttles/unmanned shuttles to navigate there.

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Antifragile

« on: January 14, 2013, 09:02:12 pm »

 

I really like the image of The Wall Street Journal being all "BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK, BRO" as if rather than warning them, Taleb had said "That's a nice global financial system you've got there. Shame if something were to happen to it."

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Bring and Brag / Re: As of tonight...

« on: January 14, 2013, 08:51:58 pm »

Nigel's beaches are dunes of bonemeal carried by the wind to clean the skin from your face.

Nigel's ocean sticks to your legs as you tear yourself from the water. It hisses with every wave. It hisses when it's still.

Nigel's fishermen weep quiet tears when they feel a tug on their line.

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Apple Zone / Re: The Last Whiskey Bar

« on: January 14, 2013, 08:26:10 pm »

"Don't know why nobody has been able to figure out why your phone line is crackling and your internet is dropping all day long. I checked your line at the exchange today and it was the only one not soldered to it, being just kind of loosely wrapped around the contact instead. The sound you were hearing was the hardcore arcing that was going on in there."

OH. ONLY NOW DOES SOMEONE THINK TO CHECK THAT?

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Apple Zone / Re: Kafka's Gauntlet, part 1

« on: January 14, 2013, 08:23:00 pm »

This is too awesome! Mind if I put this on my site (with proper attribution of course)?

S'up to Roger. Most of the material is his.