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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Discipline
« on: July 02, 2014, 08:22:15 am »
You arent an alien visiting this universe in a hermetically sealed spacesuit made of skin. Youre rolling around in it like a pig, youre breathing it in every second, youre balls deep in this motherfucker.

 :mittens:

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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: Discipline
« on: July 02, 2014, 12:35:41 am »
I caught this thread back when it was posted and meant to come back to it.

Now that I have, it's been all spagged up by vandals!

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: My Girl Friday
« on: July 01, 2014, 08:19:09 pm »
I have no idea what is happening but would like it to continue.

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Delcon has always been full potato. This is why the US use DELCON as an alert state to indicate how much they can't even.

That post was a DELCON 3 which means you should brace yourself to literally not even.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Stalking Nigel
« on: July 01, 2014, 01:31:53 am »
(unless it was a different acronym for "GIS" being discussed in which case I'm a huge tool)
YEAH KEEP TALKING GISHET SCUM.

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HEEEEEEEEEEE REPORT TIMEOUT. I HOPE YOU LIKE HAVING NO CONFIDENCE IN THE ACCURACY OF YOUR PAY.

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HAY PAES TOMORROW WHEN YOU RUN YOUR WEEKLY SANITY CHECK ON THE PAY, PLEASE BE AWARE THAT EVERYONE IS GETTING AN EXTRA MILLION DOLLARS OR SO.

Okay, I can exclude that from the sanity/exception check, how much tax are they paying on each? Also, I think we agreed the last five times you gave me no notice of this that I need a few days to retune the reports I use to make these checks?

IDK HOW MUCH TAX IT WILL BE FIGURED OUT ON THE FLY. IT IS VERY MESSY.

Right, but if I exclude those payments and don't exclude the associated tax, each person just has giant negative next to their name which we cannot justify and the sanity check fails in the other direction.

YEAH K FIX IT FOR TOMORROW.

Did they ask you to calculate it for doing taxes in multiple ways so they can decide which to use?  For every person, individually, so they can tell them what to expect?  That's my FAVORITE.

YESSSSSSS THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW.

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HAY PAES YOU CAN'T RUN THE QUERIES YOU NEED RIGHT NOW TO GATHER INFORMATION TO PREPARE FOR TOMORROW. THE DATABASE IS ALREADY UNDER HEAVY USE SO PLZ STAY OUT OF IT.

This will only necessitate my getting on a train at 5am or so, so a 4am start.

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HAY PAES TOMORROW WHEN YOU RUN YOUR WEEKLY SANITY CHECK ON THE PAY, PLEASE BE AWARE THAT EVERYONE IS GETTING AN EXTRA MILLION DOLLARS OR SO.

Okay, I can exclude that from the sanity/exception check, how much tax are they paying on each? Also, I think we agreed the last five times you gave me no notice of this that I need a few days to retune the reports I use to make these checks?

IDK HOW MUCH TAX IT WILL BE FIGURED OUT ON THE FLY. IT IS VERY MESSY.

Right, but if I exclude those payments and don't exclude the associated tax, each person just has giant negative next to their name which we cannot justify and the sanity check fails in the other direction.

YEAH K FIX IT FOR TOMORROW.

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Time was.
« on: June 28, 2014, 10:13:35 pm »
I kinda hope that everyone came away with "Happy" stuck in their heads.

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Huh. I guess fuck informed consent, right?

YOU GAVE INFORMED CONSENT WHEN YOU CLICKED "AGREE TO TERMS" NEENER NEENER INCLUDED YOU IN MY STUDY ON A TECHNICALITY - Facebook

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Okay, not quite secret experiments because they kinda published a paper.

http://www.avclub.com/article/facebook-tinkered-users-feeds-massive-psychology-e-206324

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Scientists at Facebook have published a paper showing that they manipulated the content seen by more than 600,000 users in an attempt to determine whether this would affect their emotional state. The paper, “Experimental evidence of massive-scale emotional contagion through social networks,” was published in The Proceedings Of The National Academy Of Sciences. It shows how Facebook data scientists tweaked the algorithm that determines which posts appear on users’ news feeds—specifically, researchers skewed the number of positive or negative terms seen by randomly selected users. Facebook then analyzed the future postings of those users over the course of a week to see if people responded with increased positivity or negativity of their own, thus answering the question of whether emotional states can be transmitted across a social network. Result: They can!

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: My Girl Friday
« on: June 27, 2014, 09:01:49 pm »
This is great.

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