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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: A new currency.
« on: April 15, 2014, 10:02:51 pm »
A message from the deceased, intended recipient unknown, recovered from postal service in blank envelope:

There's never enough time, there's never enough time. I thought I was applying metrics to the market and all the while it was applying metrics to me, to us, sizing us up. I had a breakthrough.

Ha! A breakdown if you ask the boss, but nobody's asking him anything for reasons that are likely known by now.

A breakthrough. None of our predictions were correct. More than that, some were reporting that the market would, with regularity, do the exact opposite of what it did in their m̧͕͚̩̮o̩̼̪d̟̫͕͓̻͍e̵̞̗l͡l̫̭̖̳̼̭̀i͎͇n͎̦͘g̱͈͖͉͡. I Every time. That caught my attention.

I'm aging rapidly now, though. There's never enough time. I took a sample of market activity and recorded but did not observe the following periods. I don't know who you are, so I'm simplifying, the details are attached. I made predictions based on the dataset and time and time again found them defied by what the market really did. Then I went back and made new predictions on the same data and *it still didn't fit*. Do you understand? The historical data was changing based on my predictions in the present.

But there's never enough time, which is why I went to see the Day Trader. And now I'm out of time.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Dragon Age: Origins playthrough and commentary thread
« on: April 15, 2014, 09:20:16 pm »
I'll forgive you because cartoon foxes.

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RPG Ghetto / Re: Dragon Age: Origins playthrough and commentary thread
« on: April 15, 2014, 08:58:36 pm »
Cain, if you want, I'll split this once the TDS creep finishes his shit.

I am tempted to write a forum from scratch for principiadiscoursia.com which turns every post into almost-readable word salad so it can serve as a home for people who have no desire to communicate useful information to one another.

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Somehow, this just became my fault, I think.   :lol:
GODDAMNIT ROGER.

Nah, I'm still blaming Da6s. Maybe the rest of the story will explain that working in hospo makes you a raging douchebag capable of feeling slighted after even the most uneventful of interactions.

Read his post history a bit.


He has some interesting stories here and there, but also a whole lot of WEIRD fucking behavior.

Oh god, why did I do that?

The oldest posts are "LOL MEMFRICA" and the most recent are "you shut your whore mouth" and "All your states are drooling after mine like she's some cheap tramp."

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What the actual fuck?

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Somehow, this just became my fault, I think.   :lol:
GODDAMNIT ROGER.

Nah, I'm still blaming Da6s. Maybe the rest of the story will explain that working in hospo makes you a raging douchebag capable of feeling slighted after even the most uneventful of interactions.

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Is the way the parent handles their suffering transparent to the child? Because while a suffering parent is terrible for the child, I imagine in many cases the full extent of the suffering is invisible to a child whose empathy and similar will still be developing. A dead parent is probably a more simple concept to digest.

Though I don't know from first hand experience, I have not heard many children of suicidal parents express that they know their parent is at ease and free from their depression. If there's any recurring theme, it's the understanding that 'my parent left me'.

I don't know at what age I got a proper handle on the impact of depression on either of my parents, but it would have been easy to be oblivious to, or understood as something entirely different to what it was.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: OFFICIAL POLITICAL CARTOONS/PIC FREAD.
« on: April 15, 2014, 01:05:51 am »

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Bring and Brag / Re: I got bored. I wrote a shaggy dog story.
« on: April 15, 2014, 12:30:23 am »
A++ WOULD READ AGAIN.

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"Hi, this is a placeholder because I am on my phone and cannot use notepad. Please allow me to finish talking before contributing"

vs no such comment followed by

"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE THIS IS MY THREAD LEAVE IT ALONE"

Yeah, did I mention fuck you?

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"This thread is about hospitality and I intend to eventually put content in it."

>Reply riffing on theme

"HOLY SHITFUCKDAMN WHY ARE YOU REPLYING?"

Yeah, fuck you.

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Chef places the pot back on the stove and flails manically at the door, gesturing for me to leave. This is going to be a good job.

Motherfucker, I'm not done yet. Snort some Xanax and fuck off.

This thread had zero content when I replied. Write your shit in notepad first and eat a bag of dicks.

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A pot of boiled something is removed from the element and thrusted in my direction. I dance aside to avoid catching a faceful of hot broth, sweep up a handtowel to protect my hands and take the pot. The next step is unclear. "PUT IT!" Chef demands. Beat. "PUT IT RIGHT NOW."

There are limited options available. Do I:

A) Place the pot on the bench beside the stove. Chef is closer to here, so it seems unlikely that he would delegate this placement to me.
B) Place the pot on the mobile tray behind me. We've just cleared this surface, intending to wheel it into a catered function upstairs in five minutes.
"PUT IT SONOFABITCH."
C) Place the pot on the bench on the opposite side of the room. This bench is clear and seems a sensible place for this to go.
D) Take the pot and run.

C. "NO. PUT IT."
B "GAAAH PUT IT."
A "GIVE IT."

Chef places the pot back on the stove and flails manically at the door, gesturing for me to leave. This is going to be a good job.

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