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Apple Talk / Re: -the Casey Salem Anthony Witch trials-

« on: December 03, 2012, 09:12:19 pm »

I tell ya, Paes...Sometimes the title of Patron Saint of Internet Whackjobs gets right up my fucking nostrils, you know?  It's not the loonies I mind so much, as that I don't get PAID for it.  This is not North Korea.  No.  This is AMERICA, and I expect CASH ON THE BARRELHEAD for this sort of shit.

Need subscription forum. Internets says that AnnoyTG.GR is available, but it might be lying about how to make an acceptable Greek domain.

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Apple Talk / Re: -the Casey Salem Anthony Witch trials-

« on: December 03, 2012, 09:06:50 pm »

It was just a joke, and yes you get it.  "Reverend."  If a joke with this content rattles your cage then for the love of God don't ever watch Adult Swim or any program with dark humor or you might just shit yourself.

It was a rubbish joke. Why are you so rubbish?

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Apple Talk / Re: -the Casey Salem Anthony Witch trials-

« on: December 03, 2012, 09:04:37 pm »

Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female.  I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all.  Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes my bad...

wut

I fucking KNEW it was too good to be true.  We finally get an articulate noob, and BAM!  POPTART.

I am still trying to figure out how the comment was even supposed to be a "child molester joke".

He seems to be implying that the word "reverend" is a term for "child molestor".  In short, he's either Poptart or one of the "Loveshade family", and is therefore a complete shitknocker and has accordingly fallen off my radar.

And that the child can be a male of any age, presumably, given that the only new information he provided was his gender...

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Apple Talk / Re: -the Casey Salem Anthony Witch trials-

« on: December 03, 2012, 08:58:58 pm »

Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female.  I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all.  Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes my bad...

wut

I fucking KNEW it was too good to be true.  We finally get an articulate noob, and BAM!  POPTART.

I am still trying to figure out how the comment was even supposed to be a "child molester joke".

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Apple Talk / Re: -the Casey Salem Anthony Witch trials-

« on: December 03, 2012, 08:55:40 pm »

Actually Reverend I'm a male, not female.  I'm sure that shouldn't bother you any tho- having "Reverend" in your name & all.  Haha sorry I couldn't resist... a Casey Anthony thread is probably the wrong place to make child molester jokes my bad...

wut

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Apple Talk / Re: I Have Absolutely Nothing to Say

« on: December 03, 2012, 08:53:04 pm »

I have absolutely nothing to say. I pay my taxes because I don't know how to evade them. I'm a God-fearing patriot.  I smile at white children when I pass them in the street. I mow the strip of grass in front of my neighbours house and sometimes I sleep with his wife. I always give generously to charity. Sometimes when I realise I've been given too much change I go back and sneak it back into the till; when I realise I've been given too little, I key the cashier's car.

I have nothing to say. I remember the birthdays of all of my friends and wish them well when the day arrives. I pick up other people's rubbish and hide it in gardens to make the street look nicer. I follow the news so I know which tourists to distrust. I have a telescope set up by the window in the study but I've never pointed it at the sky. I cast a joke vote for a novelty party and tell people who didn't vote that they don't get a voice.

I have absolutely nothing to say. So stop asking me hard questions.

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Apple Talk / Re: -the Casey Salem Anthony Witch trials-

« on: December 03, 2012, 08:09:41 pm »

That was fucking inspired. 

http://www.radaronline.com/sites/radaronline.com/files/Naomi-Riches-Vs-Casey-Anthony.pdf

 

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Apple Talk / Re: -the Casey Salem Anthony Witch trials-

« on: December 03, 2012, 08:06:49 pm »

Casey Anthony is an Illuminati actress who has used the summers 2009-2011 to mock and harass my current circumstances.

Casey Anthony and Nancy Grace are working in cahoots with one another to fill the media with propaganda so that American Citizens believe there is Justice in this country. Casey Anthony called my house August 2011 and told me that my life was being exploited and that I was a hated nation wife, she told me she would come to my house in Fort Collins, Colorado and kill me just as they did Peggy Hettrick in 1987. She let me know that my left eye would be stabbed out as a part of the Illuminati symbolism. She told me that the government was going to find a way to tap into my water pipes and poison my water supply. I was terrified to shower and drink water for months.

I had to spend $600.00 on bottled water. I took a flight all the way to Chicago just so I could take a shower away from my house.

Casey Anthony told me that there were cameras lodged in the back of my eyes and that my life is a reality show for the Elite. Because of her, I suffer from severe psychological damage. For months I couldn’t use the bathroom to go number 1 or 2 without thinking there was some sick wealthy pervert watching me through cameras Casey Anthony claimed were lodged in the back of my eyes.

She is now a valuable asset to the Illuminated ones.

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Apple Talk / Re: A few thoughts on the latest round of White Guilt discussions

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:38:08 pm »

I don't know about white guilt, but I'm sure as fuck starting to feel "perpetuating these kind of threads" guilt.

what, you don't have faith that we can resolve these issues?

I am fairly confident if PD came up with an actionable plan on anything more ambitious than trolling a minor forum, the universe would implode from disbelief.

Hey, that's not fair. We managed to nut out a fairly robust e-democracy blueprint, if I remember correctly.

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Bring and Brag / Re: plastic machines

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:15:52 pm »

I put the NotThing in my chest cavity but it keeps trying to escape. Its little paws keep testing at the strength of my ribs or reaching out between them and swiping menacingly at the air... and it used to be smaller. A tiny little ball of NotStuff but ever since I crammed it up into my chest it's started growing and pressing against the sides.

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Principia Discussion / Re: If I were to claim membership in a masonic lodge where would that get me?

« on: December 03, 2012, 09:08:11 am »

Those who seek should not stop seeking until they find. When they find, they will be disturbed. When they are disturbed, they will marvel, and will rule over all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPmomzC4Crs

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Apple Talk / Re: A few thoughts on the latest round of White Guilt discussions

« on: December 03, 2012, 06:12:10 am »

I mean, here's the deal, one of the things that drew me to Discordianism is when I read the PD, and came to this section:


http://www.principiadiscordia.com/book/56.php

Particularily this passage:

        Western philosophy is traditionally concerned with contrasting one grid with another grid, and amending grids in hopes of finding a perfect one that will account for all reality and will, hence, (say unenlightened westerners) be True. This is illusory; it is what we Erisians call the ANERISTIC ILLUSION. Some grids can be more useful than others, some more beautiful than others, some more pleasant than others, etc., but none can be more True than any other.
It was a complete head-nodding experience.  Yes!  It was something I always felt and knew but had just never saw expressed and laid out that way.  And I truly believe there many more out there who hold that same philosophy.  Sorry, this looks all funky, my iPad always seems to fuck up when I cut and paste from other sources.

I've noticed that no one has addressed this point.

What point?

I think the point was "everywhere I look I see evidence for this belief I hold" but I may have picked up bad signal wrt RWHN from you spags.

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Apple Talk / Re: A few thoughts on the latest round of White Guilt discussions

« on: December 03, 2012, 02:54:36 am »

Give me an example of an event you're totally unaware of.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Mah furst evur webkomik

« on: December 02, 2012, 08:47:37 pm »

Bruno: Do you think that is barking up the wrong tree? I’m increasingly suspicious, but it’s hard to let go of it.

Naomi: I like this one. Really. Bruno, I think this, too, can be a viable avenue to explore.

Do you talk like this in real life? Something about the structure of these sentences (it may be that they feel like a poor translation, quiet unnatural to read) leads to my reading them rather than hearing them from the characters.

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Bring and Brag / Re: Mah furst evur webkomik

« on: December 02, 2012, 08:44:52 pm »

Also, there is my latest blogpost (http://blog.holist.hu/?p=866)! It have picture in it:

http://blog.holist.hu/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/BrunoandNaomi3x-1024x767.jpg

Any comments? Better? Even worse? Differently bad? Different? 

With the dialogue supplied in the blog post? Still bad. I'm not sure it's differently bad.

This one feels less imitative of reality than the previous ones. The dialogue is emotionless and empty.
Because I haven't had much to do with you, I'm not sure whether outside of this format you are a very funny person. I haven't seen any evidence of your sense of comic timing, which is an important thing to bring to a comic narrative.

You came closest with Bruno's "I see. Thanks." I think if that had been a funny punchline, it could have done with a beat (pause: in a comic it's often a panel without dialogue) before the delivery of the line.