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Apple Zone / Re: Would you pony up a few bucks for.....?
« on: July 21, 2011, 10:36:01 am »
I keep reading this thread as "Would you pony up for a few bucks" and come in expecting latex.
News:
You know what I always say? "Always kill the mouthy one", that's what I always say.
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Apple Zone / Re: New People Should Probably Read This.
« on: July 21, 2011, 10:35:04 am »Yeh here ye go here is whats on wikipedia for the hundredth monkey thingy.
Its pretty much exactly what I remembered it meaning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundredth_monkey_effect
Oh. So you understand the concept, but are just a moron.
If each member of this forum is the hundredth monkey, at which point does the entire culture adopt the new behaviour?
Can we keep adding noobs forever, with each of them bringing us up to the critical number, or did the behaviour spread with the first member?
If it did, who did it spread to?
Your ear-splitting sequels have a mind of their own.Also, this.
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Apple Zone / Re: New People Should Probably Read This.
« on: July 21, 2011, 09:48:34 am »
An artist's interpretation of Smokey's arrival here.
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Apple Zone / Re: New People Should Probably Read This.
« on: July 21, 2011, 09:44:38 am »A suburban distance lying across your chest,That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.Now why don't you tell us how you really feel?
I actually feel quite calm and a bit euphoric. It feels physically as if the top of my head were lifted off and I could swear I can see my halo in my peripheral vision.
How about you?
a purpled frock befitting
the asphyxiated,
cans of lima beans upon your knees, you are
truly
a goddess of disturbed tranquility!
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Apple Zone / Re: New People Should Probably Read This.
« on: July 21, 2011, 09:42:27 am »Refrigerator magnet poetry is an undervalued art form. Kudos for staying strong. We're with you.Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude.
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Apple Zone / Re: New People Should Probably Read This.
« on: July 21, 2011, 09:38:55 am »That is pretty hot. I am infarct titillated.I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon as the minutemen stand before me with their phallic gums aimed and loaded..
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Apple Zone / Re: New People Should Probably Read This.
« on: July 21, 2011, 09:31:48 am »put up or shut up.
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Apple Zone / Re: New People Should Probably Read This.
« on: July 21, 2011, 09:29:12 am »
I'm beginning to suspect that it may be beyond you to fully comprehend just how insignificant you are, here.
It's somewhat entertaining to hear that, so far, we've not met your expectations. Not surprising in the least, but worth the delicate chuckle and head-shake I give to every such fuck who stumbles in and doesn't get it.
You came to us. We've no obligation nor desire to give you a reason to stay. Still, you come in and, apparently intentionally, disregard things which are obviously customs in our little community. You make a brief introductory thread, with one line of introduction and a bunch of pointless shit to follow.
You were given some advice, which wasn't terribly complex. "Post something with a little content to it. Anything you like."
Choosing not to follow this, all we have to judge you on is the bullshit you're giving in these two threads.
Is this all there is to you?
You say you're waiting to see if there are better members to talk to. Have you considered how you will appear to these Real Discordians, if they arrive? I wouldn't hold my breath. We used to have a bunch of people just like you, with strings on their backs, which you could pull to hear recorded hippie bullshit about everything being interconnected and tired jokes from dead people.
But we ate them, and we're going to eat you too.
It's somewhat entertaining to hear that, so far, we've not met your expectations. Not surprising in the least, but worth the delicate chuckle and head-shake I give to every such fuck who stumbles in and doesn't get it.
You came to us. We've no obligation nor desire to give you a reason to stay. Still, you come in and, apparently intentionally, disregard things which are obviously customs in our little community. You make a brief introductory thread, with one line of introduction and a bunch of pointless shit to follow.
You were given some advice, which wasn't terribly complex. "Post something with a little content to it. Anything you like."
Choosing not to follow this, all we have to judge you on is the bullshit you're giving in these two threads.
Is this all there is to you?
You say you're waiting to see if there are better members to talk to. Have you considered how you will appear to these Real Discordians, if they arrive? I wouldn't hold my breath. We used to have a bunch of people just like you, with strings on their backs, which you could pull to hear recorded hippie bullshit about everything being interconnected and tired jokes from dead people.
But we ate them, and we're going to eat you too.
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Apple Zone / Re: New People Should Probably Read This.
« on: July 21, 2011, 09:02:54 am »I suppose she won't mind, then.Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?NJ 5 am
Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.
I. Am. Overjoyed.
wanna come over and sword fight?
My mom is dead asshole!
I hope your mom is too fuck you :P
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Principia Discussion / Re: THIS PHREAD IS NOW ABOUT PHOX.
« on: July 21, 2011, 09:01:37 am »Lol, Blight. Now he's ON YOUR TEAM.To clarify, you said "fuck you" to which I was replying with, "only if..."Oh, my dear Doktor. Do not let the retarded baby squirrel bother you.
STOP INSULTING SQUIRRELS.
Seriously pick a kinkajoo or a capybara something no body cares about.
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Apple Zone / Re: New People Should Probably Read This.
« on: July 21, 2011, 08:59:24 am »Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?NJ 5 am
Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.
I. Am. Overjoyed.
wanna come over and sword fight?
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Principia Discussion / Re: Halo preese
« on: July 21, 2011, 08:48:22 am »Yeh I suppose the idea of raping a ghost instead of running from it isn't very funny at all.
Oh wait. yeh it is. fuck you
I'm still not getting it. Explain.
