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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: 9/11 Demon
« on: October 25, 2013, 10:30:30 pm »
Not sure if deliberate riffing, but relevant:

Intentional. When I brought up the idea to the husband I had him read that first to make sure we were on the same page about the term "demon."
Cool, I'm glad you're taking that and running. GOOD POST.

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: 9/11 Demon
« on: October 25, 2013, 10:28:41 pm »
That's probably what I'd call my book if I wanted to appeal to children seeking "forbidden knowledge" they could comfortably explore while knowing, deep down, that it's totally safe. Lets them get all of their rebelling done without actually effecting any change.

This needs to be shared everywhere. I should submit it to Tourism New Zealand.

The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: WOMP-ertainment
« on: October 25, 2013, 10:53:10 am »


Apple Talk but nobody is listening.

Golden Applejack

Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: 9/11 Demon
« on: October 25, 2013, 10:18:07 am »
Not sure if deliberate riffing, but relevant:

My Little Peedee: Friendship is fragile and secondary to status.


"I'm rubber and you're a fucking subhuman so whatever you say bounces of me and is still not worth shit."

GIGGLES Fanfiction

Let's resurrect HIMEOBS

Facebook 2.0

Butthurt Central Station

Colonic Impact Driver Reviews and Ratings

I can't believe it's not /b/utter.

PD: Last Man Standing

Less Wrong for Juggalos

Fuckstock Exchange

So what, Suzie? These treacherous Discordians advertised a culture in which every spag and his mother are aware of monkey politics and playfully dance around them? "Oh, ho!" you cried, "I think what's happening here is a failure to communicate caused by a deliberately antagonistic delivery of an otherwise discussable idea followed by a plausibly deniable refusal to define terms, all carefully wrapped in a hostile package of board history and predictable tropes designed to invoke the failures of the past to derail the conversations of the future". "Shut up, holist" the board resounds. LE GASP. You've hit a wall.

Did Dirty Old Uncle Ratbag sell you on the "be a biped" bit and now you're spluttering between sobbing breaths "I d.. d.. don't come here to be insulted. I T... THOUGHT THIS PLACE WAS DIFFERENT."

WELL, STRAIGHTEN YOUR MONOCLE AND RETRACT YOUR PINKY, BERNARD. That "higher level of discussion" you keep expecting of this place is your responsibility too. AND SOMETIMES (here's the kicker) the humans at the other end of the internet aren't going to be in a position to deliver your Daily Discorja: Just The Way You Like It.

Has the WOMP Cabal sourced an image of your enflamed buttocks and fabricated evidence of your using said buttocks to twerk against Obama at the VMAs?


Well, you know what to do, Billy-boy. Unhinge your jaw and reach back into your throat, right back down the tube, deep into the simmering bile-sac where you've been storing minor sleights and uncage l'esprit_de_l'escalier, throwing out every parting shot you ever missed a chance to hurt your fellows with. Because they shouldn't have fucked with you, should they?  Nigel shouldn't have Nigelled AND HOW WERE YOU TO KNOW YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO CURSE NIGEL AND UNCLE R IN THE SAME BREATH? Oh, no. These Discordians don't know who they're dealing with. You've got an amazing capacity to destroy which, while kept restrained for the most, you're secretly very proud of. You were 'the crazy kid' at high-school so nobody would fuck with you.

Now's your chance. Burn the motherfucker down. Drink gasoline and then piss all over the bridge before you burn it.

Burn the motherfucker down, SHIT YOUR HATE and GET IT ALL OUT IN THE OPEN. Or don't and let it continue to fester and colour your experience of the board and instead of going out in a blaze of glory you can just sit here until necessity dictates that the board categories are limited to "YELL ABOUT DRUGS", "POST POLITICAL NEWS YOU FOUND ON FACEBOOK AND/OR FEEL SMUG ABOUT NOT BUYING INTO THAT SHIT".

Just hit capslock, son, and get it all out of your system. Fight the power.
Or alternatively you can invest a buttload of faith into your own metacognitive ability, superficially declare "I AM RIGHT BECAUSE I ACCEPT THAT I MAY BE WRONG" and wear the damn uniform like the rest of us.


He's gone, I presume it is related to the Atheism thread, but... he didn't actually say, I don't think.

Hopefully he'll be back.

Respectable effort removing his posts back as far as October 18 too.

Oh god this is my favourite thread. I will go and drink my bourbon and when I find a laptop instead of my phone I will return.

Everyone in this thread is a butt.

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