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Apple Talk / Re: Yeah, there are no words.
« on: July 14, 2013, 10:53:37 pm »
Maybe if we just hosed them down they would realise the error of being exposed to the elements and go back where they came from.
News:
He was a pretty good teacher, but he's also batshit insane and smells like ferret pee.
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Apple Talk / Re: Yeah, there are no words.
« on: July 14, 2013, 08:17:48 am »
There seems to be a correlation between homelessness and invulnerability to fines. Why don't financial penalties work on these bastards?
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Techmology and Scientism / Re: Security Thread
« on: July 12, 2013, 11:17:31 pm »
Hokay, ditching plans to make apps, working on benevolent mobile botnet instead.
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Apple Talk / Re: Goal: Nut punch Goliath to death.
« on: July 12, 2013, 11:05:44 pm »
Exposing your company to the stock market should involve a more obvious CASH NOW FOR SOUL LATER exchange.
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Apple Talk / Re: Troll or tool?
« on: July 12, 2013, 08:15:14 am »
I think I'm most impressed that Ryan Holiday managed to use ALF to advertise his book.
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Apple Talk / Re: Troll or tool?
« on: July 12, 2013, 08:12:34 am »I don't like ALF, I don't like their tactics, and I think springing gore on people is sick bullshit. But from a tactical perspective that was well-played.
These are my feels. I meant to follow up on how that website was going, look into it a bit further but never got around to it.
Instead, I contributed to it being linked on Facebook, which is exactly what they wanted.
Well played.
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Think for Yourself, Schmuck! / Re: The Compiled Rugged Individualist Conversation
« on: July 10, 2013, 08:30:27 am »The Paes screeching in the OP, is that fair game for marginalia? It wasn't clear from the thread who actually wrote it.
Feel free to use any of that screeching however you like.
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Apple Talk / Re: THREAD IS STILL NAMED AFTER RWHN, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALL ABOUT DELCON.
« on: July 07, 2013, 07:42:34 am »As far as I can tell, poor guy is getting jigger-piled for taking a stand against drugs. Seems a little harsh, don't you think?
I mean, shouldn't we all.....Just shut the fuck up and mind your Goddamn business. If you don't like Gay marriage, don't have a Gay marriage. If you don't like abortions, don't have a Goddamn abortion. Just live YOUR life, and save your moral outrage for screaming your hate into the Rush Limbaugh radio show. And while you're at it, GO FUCK YOURSELF. YOU'RE TOO GODDAMN LOUD. SHUT UP.
"Jigger piled"?
Jiggers aka duck lice aka swimmers itch. You non lake-having, 125 degree sweating, baking cookies on your dashboard whore.
QI alleges:
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The word jigger has 28 different meanings: a "measuring device", "handcar", "sail", "small weight", "snooker rest", "flea", "prison cell", "boot-sole polisher", "odd-looking person", "distillery", "penis", "cooper's knife", "potter's wheel", "back passage", "lathe", "woman's coat", "sieve", "dancer", "pulley", "door", "thingummy", "golf club", "ouija board", "policeman" and "vagina".
The flea referred to here is the Chigoe flea
None of those are "duck lice", which are flatworm parasites. Nobody else on the internet has used "jigger-piled" in the same sense you have. The two words have been used together, primarily when referring to a handcar piled with items.
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Apple Talk / Re: THREAD IS STILL NAMED AFTER RWHN, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ALL ABOUT DELCON.
« on: July 07, 2013, 12:03:45 am »Are you determined to prove you're a useless troll so nobody thinks you're poptart?
Are you a kid? Your technique is terrible. It would probably work pretty well on the pagan boards, though.
Again, Weep4America
Seriously, though, this is cringingly embarrassing to witness. Please stop. At least wait until you've gone through puberty to attempt trolling again.
You don't get it. Fuck anybody that is in Gitmo. Fuck them right in the ass with a feeding tube. However, I realize that your Portland hipster worldview can't comprehend a Patriot like me, so I will stop commenting on this thread. If you wish to keep contributing to the Pussification™ of America, go right ahead.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar MMXIV^2: Solace of Quantum
« on: July 05, 2013, 12:11:13 pm »
Am making sure to spend a little time each day learning a new skill relating to software/website development.
Instead of Android dev as scheduled, tonight I learned the basics of making Flash animations.
Time well spent. I should animate some of our writing.
Instead of Android dev as scheduled, tonight I learned the basics of making Flash animations.
Time well spent. I should animate some of our writing.
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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: July 05, 2013, 12:06:04 pm »
I'VE ALREADY FIGURED OUT HOW TO PREVENT LIMBS FROM DETACHING BUT I'M GOING TO LEAVE THEM THAT WAY FOR ADDED WRAAAATH.
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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: July 05, 2013, 11:33:51 am »
NIGEL. WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON GANGNAM STYLE?
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Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
« on: July 05, 2013, 11:31:46 am »BECAUSE I AM FULL OF DIGNITY
Has WOMP written all over it.
Just you wait til I get to a Windows 7 machine.
DO YOUR WORST, DOKTOR. I AIN'T ASKEERT.
FLASH ANIMATION IS A BIZARRE AND TERRIBLE POWER.
I HAVE JUST TODAY BEGUN TO UNDERSTAND THIS ANCIENT ART.
BEHOLD. WOMPUPPETRY.
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: July 04, 2013, 11:00:47 am »Incredible recorder cover of My Heart will go on
This is a friend of mine, Matt Mulholland. We both do stand-up comedy in upside-down land.
Pls to check the video out on his channel, because last I knew, it was his sole source of income.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM