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Is the trainer the organisation behind the instructor? Because I don't think the instructor is going to be too worried about getting new business.

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MASH was particularly bad.  Here's this Nurse Captain, Hoolihan, and she's trying to run a MILITARY HOSPITAL to deal with HORRIBLE WARTIME CASUALTIES.

And the heroes are all "NICE RACK, BIMBO!"

*laugh track*

Oh, and Hee Haw.   :argh!:
And the rare occasion that she manages to chase a bit of wartime romance with Frank or someone else, manages to find someone who wants something more than to ogle and objectify her, the rest of the unit prank her and make the tent fall down to embarrass them, or set up an elaborate series of tricks such that they are both running all about the camp and always missing each other and the audience supports them. NOPE, TRY AGAIN LATER, BACK TO THE TRAUMATIC INJURIES AND DYING INNOCENCE OF SOLDIERCHILDREN.

THE MASH WIKIA HAS AN ENTIRE SECTION DEDICATED TO HER ASS: http://mash.wikia.com/wiki/Margaret_%22Hot_Lips%22_Houlihan#Rear

813
Somehow I remember watching a lot of Gilligan's Island but am only 24. This is the kind of stuff they do on television in upside-down land. When we run out of hobbits and wizards, it's reruns from the 70s and curfew is imposed until the series is over.

Good old fashioned values!

I haven't seen any reruns of matlock, or night rider yet.
We got reruns of both.

I remember Knight Rider because we missed our chance to get the shopping done before they boarded up the doors and started the broadcast. You'd be surprised how many common household objects are edible.

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Somehow I remember watching a lot of Gilligan's Island but am only 24. This is the kind of stuff they do on television in upside-down land. When we run out of hobbits and wizards, it's reruns from the 70s and curfew is imposed until the series is over.

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I don't understand one thing.

If I see anyone getting punched by someone more physically powerful than themselves, I'm probably going to step in.  Doesn't matter who the victim is, what gender, etc.

Does this make me a bad guy?



White knight privilege or something like that. Better check Tumbler.

I just like an excuse to thump people and feel good about it, really.
Who do you thump if the fight seems evenly matched?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: Snowfall
« on: December 10, 2013, 01:28:46 am »
I had to wear a windbreaker ALL DAY today.   :sad:

I think the moral here is we should live in Portland in the summer and Tuscon in the winter.
I think there's a problem with your plan.

817
Wednesday/Thursday training class, "Situational Awareness", cancelled because the instructor was apparently killed at the airport when stepping in front of a shuttle bus.

Which is even funnier than the original report (car accident).

I live in a James Thurber novel.
:lulz: :horrormirth:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Prism and Verizon surveillance discussion thread
« on: December 10, 2013, 12:51:51 am »
Somewhere there's a Tauren Shaman called Ag3nt J0nes typing /wave and /dance at suspected terrorists, making notes in a tiny journal and occasionally screaming at the screen TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Prism and Verizon surveillance discussion thread
« on: December 09, 2013, 10:33:15 pm »
The actual documents are so ridiculous.

http://www.propublica.org/documents/item/889134-games

FICTICIOUS SCENARIO: FPS GAME IS DEVELOPED TO ENCOURAGE TERRORIST GAMEPLAY AND THEN WHEN YOU WIN IT SAYS "CONTINUE THE FIGHT AT www.youcanbeaterrorist.com" AND RECRUITS TERRORISTS.

820
I found the video more interesting than the image. The video is a chess board in which one of the dark squares is the same colour as one of the light squares, but one is highlighted and the other is in shade.

821
I don't know about you guys but I'm going to trust the Holy Man on this one.

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Place is a bit of a morgue today.
LET'S START A NEW PLACE.

WE CAN CALL IT KALLISTI BARF AND GRILLZ AND IT WILL BE A PLACE OF WONDER AND HOST THE DISCORDIAN CREATIVE RENAISSANCE.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Prism and Verizon surveillance discussion thread
« on: December 09, 2013, 09:16:42 pm »
I really like that SecondLife was so full of spies that they had to have a special unit to stop them from spying on themselves.

It's the policeman chasing himself around London all over again, but this time against a backdrop of SecondLife furries.

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT STORY COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER.

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