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Messages - Don Coyote

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 17, 2018, 06:04:20 pm »
I had a wonderful drug reaction yesterday to another rx. Had some horrible irritability that turned in some anger followed by several hours plotting out my suicide in great detail. Not taking that one until I talk to my psych.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 15, 2018, 02:39:17 am »
Glad to hearyou're  ok





Now I know how Dok feels when some potato potatoes up a fucking joke with requia-ing

What happened now?

I made what I thought was an obvious joke connection between the Mexican flag and "Don't Tread on Me." I had one person tell me that it was from a fucking Aztec myth. Like, one even if I didn't know that, why the fuck would I honestly think Mexico put an eagle eating a snake on its flag to piss off revolutionary US? Like, the fuck? I hate running into bullshit where I can't make a joke without have to preface it with, "why yes, I am quite aware of the actual context of this but I find the surface casual connection to give a heart guffaw."

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 14, 2018, 03:19:02 pm »
Glad to hearyou're  ok





Now I know how Dok feels when some potato potatoes up a fucking joke with requia-ing

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Apple Talk / Re: The *REAL* Evil in Today's Society
« on: February 12, 2018, 10:04:35 pm »
They've found that instant coffee powder has Mu-opioid receptor antagonists, which may help. I mean, the Imodium (Mu-opioid receptor agonist in the peripheral nervous system) is no longer in your system, but any natural Mu-opioid receptor agonism that might be going on will be stopped, which should speed up your bowels. Otherwise, other things which are known to speed up bowel motility usually won't work on the constipation caused by Imodium.

I just drank water until the residual chlorine made my throat sore.

Then at 2 AM, I had a religious moment.

AHEM

The toilet, sewage system, and 200 senior citizens had a religious moment. You had a moment of extreme clarity.

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Apple Talk / Re: I just realized something.
« on: February 11, 2018, 08:17:14 pm »
By splitting the atom we unleashed our power to destroy through creation and create by destruction-- becoming the source of our own destiny, a unified plur-ality of states. The insanity that followed, that was driven by our enemies' fear, which we then tempered with trust in return. By sharing with them our awesome power, MAD now verily secures the world. This is what our country will do for you.

Do words just fall out of your mouth, or is there some actual pattern to them?

Develop and deploy, I suppose. Makes me wish that we had instead "painted the second coming of Christ over the island of Cuba."

Like, do you even know how to read? Using the weapons wasn't necessary to prove America could split the atom violently. That is what that first test accomplished. Everything else was just masturbation.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 09, 2018, 08:55:08 pm »
This is kind of the state of my head these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9WgtlgGAgs

Well then that explains things. You mind is a hot chick doing 80 on Garlock Rd.

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Apple Talk / Re: The *REAL* Evil in Today's Society
« on: February 08, 2018, 05:45:11 pm »
Your bowels are truly the horror that keeps mirthing  :horrormirth:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 08, 2018, 03:42:23 am »
Also, turns out that there's a breed of tomato that sets off my digestive enzymes as badly as potatoes.

Had some last night at 6 PM.  Blood this morning was 169, and 164 20 minutes ago.  I could use my blood for pancake syrup right now.

Fuck. I thought my shitty sugar for the day was bad.

Part of the whole thing is experimenting when you've been stable for a while.  I've been averaging 105 for a few months, so try tomatoes.

*BOOM*

Nope.

I made the mistake of being polite to my in-laws, who are fucking diabetic and my MIL is on insulin, and eating a small amount of Chinese takeout. My sugar was 141 when I went to bed and was between 121 and 156 all fucking day.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 08, 2018, 01:09:45 am »
Also, turns out that there's a breed of tomato that sets off my digestive enzymes as badly as potatoes.

Had some last night at 6 PM.  Blood this morning was 169, and 164 20 minutes ago.  I could use my blood for pancake syrup right now.

Fuck. I thought my shitty sugar for the day was bad.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: February 07, 2018, 01:11:25 am »
My A1c is 5.9.
My son is trying to destroy what little hearing I have left.
I'm not dead yet.

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: January 31, 2018, 01:29:50 am »
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: January 20, 2018, 05:03:19 am »
I found this looking for almost this, and...the universe scares me

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 19, 2018, 06:15:39 pm »
Thanks. I'm doing what I can. I hope this gets resolved, otherwise I have to do some short notice rescheduling of an appt next week because I'm not going over there to have them watch the baby otherwise.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 19, 2018, 03:09:40 pm »
AND I can't even complain about this to my mother because we have mutually disowned eachother over her causing an anxiety attack and continuing to stay married to her shitty husband, who is apparently a Trump voter.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 19, 2018, 02:57:13 pm »
sooooo we have a crib now, that I don't think we need, that I have to assemble, in our one bedroom apt, that I am sure doesn't have enough room for this crib, and I will not be willing to put it in the fucking livingroom. Said crib is also part of the "should never have been a issue but is somehow still fucking drama," and to add on to that drama her parents are mad at me for something she said to them about if I decide while assembling this crib that it isn't suitable for our son. And I probably offended both them multiple times by flat out saying that as someone who has worked in two different manufacturing fields and as a contractor, I do know more about shit like furniture. AND my mother-in-law tried to fucking argue with me about the sleeping on the stomach thing because 30 fucking years ago THAT was the advice. Like, bitch I don't give a fuck? AND if I see someone holding our son with his eyes closed when I know for a fact he works the nightshift and is 67 years old damn fucking right I am call attention to that shit. I don't give a flying fuck if you have a flat spot on your head because you fucking dropped on it. If those fucks drop him because they fell the fuck to sleep I will not be nice to these grown ass twice my fucking age adults. If this drama continues I will significantly less polite and aggressive about the care our son.

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