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AND I DON'T FUCKING CARE!!!!

First up, African minis for Spears of Dawn



Next,
Some paladins.


Then Sir Yames (my first paladin) and Tenten (my wife's koblod rogue) who despite the fervent wishes of the rest of the part, were not in fact a romantic couple.


Now some random mages



Some gnolls


And finally, some monsters from Hordes that some kind of corrupted evil dragons.
I'm painting them garish yellow and purple, because monsters.

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Literate Chaotic / Coyote's Shitty Poetry Dump
« on: June 05, 2013, 04:05:38 am »
As I tie my boots

Up and over
In and out
Something something
Blah blah blah

Every morning-I cinch my laces
     Knot and tie and tuck the waxed and braided
Cords

I feel their snug embrace
   Around my feet and calves
The weight of the soles
The flexibility of the canvas

It reminds me of life
Simple at times
Tedious at others
Weighty and constrictive yet flexible


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RPG Ghetto / Coyote's random RPG ideas
« on: May 12, 2013, 05:52:13 pm »
The first: The party will be knights in a post apocalyptic world without horses. Instead of horses, knights use mecha powered by ancient nuclear whatsits. I will be using a combination of Basic Roleplaying and Pendragon.

The second: The party will be a group of teenagers that pilot giant mecha to fight giant space aliens. They the powers of dance and magic to combat the invading space mimes. They are powered by Man-Grit and Fabulousity. Ridiculous over-the-top combination dance moves will be the killing blows. This will have to almost whole cloth made.

The third: The party will be a group of players in a full immersion MMO. They are trapped inside. There is no-one else except the computer controlled NPCs.  I will be using 4e DnD  :lulz:

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Or Kill Me / DIAF
« on: February 22, 2013, 10:09:09 pm »
Dear PD STOP LINE BREAK
I have sinned STOP LINE BREAK
For too long have I allowed my (nearly) UNLIMITED DATA SUPERSCRIPT TM END SUPERSCRIPT hinder me my SPAGNESS STOP LINE BREAK
For too long have I allowed the fickleness of the MACHINE SUPERSCRIPT TM END SUPERSCRIPT that I carry get between me and UNLEASHING MY HOLINESS SUPERSCRIPT TM END SUPERSCRIPT upon you Terrible People SUPERSCRIPT TM END SUPERSCRIPT STOP LINE BREAK
For that device which does allow me to freely gaze upon the PD is also that device which perversely perverts my posting attempts STOP LINE BREAK
END TRANS

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Apple Talk / Oh Nigel
« on: February 15, 2013, 06:57:22 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKdu01LqXdI
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The Hammer is a test-your-strength game that's an insertable, light-up dildo.

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is DnD

ON DICE


Having some thoughts on different ways to use dice as resolution mechanics in a RPG. I wonder if what I perceive as a slow down is limited to just me, or if it universal.
Things I have noticed.
Too many different types of dice slow down play with newer players, especially with regards to similarity in shapes. Specifically a d20 and a d12, or a d10 and a d8. I've watched my wife mistakenly roll a d12 when a d20 was needed, and I have, and still, to stop myself from grabing a d10 thinking it is a d8.
Who the heck likes tetrahedral d4s?

I've played a bit of Ironkingdoms which is 2d6 plus the stat plus skill compared to some target number, which is fairly fast for adding up the numbers, even when tired.
I've played Unhallowed Metropolis, which is a hoot, but uses 2d10 plus an attribute OR skill compared to a target number. I, for some reason, find adding up the result of 2d10 to be much slower.
Then I found Epées & Sorcelerie which is a retroclone of sorts of 0ed D&D. It uses 2d6 plus modifiers for the resolution system, 1d6 for weapon damage.

I find myself liking a lot of how Epées & Sorcelerie does things, especially since, d6 are everywhere, and it I think I would fit in very well with idea for a mechanic for making different weapons different, without tacking on a bunch of weird modifiers and MOAR damage.

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Apple Talk / EVERYONE STOP!!!!
« on: November 28, 2012, 09:56:36 pm »

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Or Kill Me / ATTN: Mammalthings
« on: October 18, 2012, 11:05:49 pm »
It keeps coming to my attention
That yes, you seem to out
Of things to hurl your feces at
I
M
Not sorry
You see
I am a very busy totallyrealPerson
But the thing is
They are cutting my funding into Artificial Youthings
And I fear
That
We may have to pull the plug on this delusion
You all seem to think you are real people
But
You are all NPCs
And the code monkeys are actually monkeys
Sorry about that
Turns out that you can get Shakespeare if you let a enough monkeys bang away at a keyboard long enough
But
You get plenty of other shit
So everyone kindly to your heads and cough
You probably won't feel a thing


Just Let It Happen

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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1637945166/spears-of-the-dawn-rpg
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Spears of the Dawn is a new African-inspired fantasy role-playing game built with the free Stars Without Number game system. It contains all the tools and guidance players need to sample a pastiche of rich, delicious African-inspired fantasy gaming. From the very start, players can don the roles of praise-singing griots, holy marabouts, sorcerous ngangas, and cunning warriors, with these aspiring heroes banding together to face the innumerable perils of the Three Lands in search of glory and shining gold.



So this is a rather fortuitous find for me as I was thinking about making an medieval Africa based campaign.

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Or Kill Me / The MUTHAFUCKING Wall [sup]TM[/sup]
« on: October 13, 2012, 02:18:05 am »
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!!!!. What the hell is wrong with all you? Here I am, reading a poem by Wordworth, about how much a boner he has for 19th century London that I am now thinking London is an eldritch THING that infected Wordsworth, and is subsequently to blame for how fucking terrible poetry is.

HEY YOU!!!

FUCK HEAD!!!

I got a fucking excuse. I have to deal with WICCANS in my RESERVE unit. HIGHSCHOOLERS in my college classes. Washintonians that seem to have NEVER EVER fucking driven in the rain.
OH NO POOR WIDDLY WELSHMAN IN SEAATLE!!!!

FUCK YOU.

Look, I get it. Tuscon is hot, and full of perverts, and furries, and wiccans, and Portland has the Bridges, and trust me I know about bridges, they compel me to photograph them while driving on them at 50-70mph in what the fuck it is that Portland has for weather, and Providence....is Providence.

There is SHIT that is HERE in the Pugent Sound. Some days you can TASTE the eldritch abominations that occasionally eat a hipster or college kid, but then there are the days the SMELL is solid. Oh I know, that's just rain, or fog, or some other Liberal Conspiracy.

I KNOW the real reason THOSE PEOPLE DRIVING can't drive in the rain. It isn't really rain.

SO BE FUCKING GLAD I AM HERE FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO NOT HAVE RAIN!!!!!!

OR KILL ME

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Techmology and Scientism / Mostly working kindle
« on: June 08, 2012, 03:14:41 am »
So I have this kindle floating around. It still functions aside from only half of the screen working. What do? The interwebs only have software hacks and such for it.

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Apple Talk / I fucking hate flat tax rate douchebags
« on: May 02, 2012, 10:43:10 pm »
And I doubly hate that I am having a hard fucking time to snatch up the hard numbers to explain why they are fucking retarded.

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By virtue of making more than you, they should pay more, that's your premise, right? Minimum wage in NY state leads to a yearly salary of $14,872, that's forty hours a week, 52 weeks out of the year. It sucks and it's way below the poverty line. If you're taxed 5% you'll be paying $743.60 in taxes. Now let's talk about our president. He makes $400,000 a year. Let's give him a mere tax of 15%. He's paying $60,000. Even at just 5%, he'd still be paying $20,000. Am I wrong, or does he still pay more in taxes? People with more money spend it on new technology while its still new and expensive, they buy expensive cars that cost more to insure, spend more on high risk investments.

I want to fire back with that this put more financial burden on the poor, but I fucking suck at this shit. I usually just filter out these kinds of retards.

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Aneristic Illusions / Upon Trans-national Corporations
« on: April 07, 2012, 09:41:46 pm »
So, I am taking a class that deals with the globalization of the world through media.
As part of this class I have to write a 4-5 page essay on one of large trans-national media conglomerates.
I'm going with Disney, because EVERYONE was raised on Disney, including me, and as an added benefit my mother's family LOVES Disney and everything related to it.

So far I am just skimming stuff to get ideas on where to get better sources than wikipedia when it dawned on me. I do not think these megacorps should be viewed as business ventures, but rather as a nations. This is probably very obvious, and I've been thinking towards that for a while, but it didn't click until I noticed to probably unrelated things: the birth of cyberpunk in the '80s and the whole host of deregulationing that began around the same time.
Whether or not there is correlation doesn't matter because it was in the back of my mind while I was reading about Disney and its subsidiaries. That's a LOT of people. That is a LOT of money.

Well in anycase, I'm looking forward to learning more about Disney and so on and so forth, doubly so if it turns out I can legitimately say, "hey Mom, Disney is fucked up and Disneyland is not a cool place to visit." I mean it's rather self-evident, but still her family still hold Disney to this great thing.

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Apple Talk / BREAKING NEWS: The World Can Support Infinite People
« on: March 04, 2012, 07:38:30 pm »
And I support eugenics.

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I'm saying poverty is, like, imposed, and production is geared towards accumulating capital not satisfying the needs of people (although they do occasionally correlate).  That there is widespread hunger and poverty has fuck all to do with there being 'too many people', instead it has everything to do with social relations.

Well duh, but that does not preclude the fact that are in fact too many people on this planet. I'm saying one thing and you thinking I am saying another, when in fact the thing you are saying is something I agree with but not the same thing I am saying.
There arent to many people on the planet; there is enough resources to go around. People who believe this idea support eugenics.

So because I say the Earth is over population I support eugenics? gee thanks.

So how many people can the Earth support?
Infinite, as it has for thousands of years.
Eugenics is the only way to lower population or exterminating them.
hmmmm, kill the poor people. Get less population.
 :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :lmao:  :rofl2:


Anarchists are so cute.

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RPG Ghetto / WARNING SKYRIM RELATED!!!!!! Coyote's Skyrim Mod Progress
« on: February 09, 2012, 10:23:27 pm »
Warning!!! There will be lots of pictures.

Adding a helmet FAIL



Upside down shield FAIL




DW Beer Mugs WIN




Blocking with a beer mug WIN



Upsidedown beer mug BOOOOO


Giant Purple Gem Hammer Thing WIN?




NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY BEER!!!!

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