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Or Kill Me / Night Mares
« on: September 28, 2011, 05:04:44 am »
You know that feeling.

You wake up.

It's dark.

You can't see.

You can't move.

Then you start to see things in the Dark looming over you.

Looming closer.

You try to move.

You can't.

You try to scream.

You can't.

You are stuck halfway between dream and awake.

You try to rationally attack the problem.

You can't

Your monkey brain is screaming at you.

It ends.

You feel relief.

You piss.

You drink.

You go back to sleep.



We all seem to be stuck there.

Only it is worse.

The Things in the DarkTM aren't always just your brain looking for patterns in the Abyss.

They are real.

They don't even hate you.

It's worse than that.

They don't even care.

You are beneath their notice.

When they notice you noticing you, they grin at you.

Rotten teeth.

Green within green eyes.

Long fangs.

Mandibles that click and clack.

A little kiss is all they give you.

And every time you wake up, you can move a little less.

Soon you won't be able to scream.

The question is if you will stop caring before or after that.


The only time you can hear your screams is from the mirrors.

They are mirrors right?

Sometimes you can't tell.

Sometimes you see other people's faces.

Sometimes they scream at you first.

But it doesn't matter.

The reflections are wrapped up in shining pastel plastic strands with blinking LEDs in every color.

Tied to metal death machines.

Screaming over poured stone and old oil.

Tied to glowing bits of glass that show you what you want to see.

Even the things you don't want to.


The sad thing is you know you can wake up, but you don't know if you want to.

The Night MareTM is all you have ever known, and you don't want to destroy the only thing you have ever known.




47
Apple Talk / White people are weird, Or Monkeys being monkeys
« on: September 19, 2011, 10:04:50 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x697zEFTpuI

Commercial for the National Italian American Foundation.



This is probably ill-advised do the number of East Coast spags who have some ancestors from Pizzaland, but WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?????????

I am staying on this fucking coast away from that brand of weirdness.

48
Techmology and Scientism / Wrinkly fingers = traction while wet?
« on: September 19, 2011, 12:58:56 am »
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2011-09/mystery-wrinkly-when-wet-fingers-solved

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The paper, which you can read here, suggests that wrinkled fingers actually provide drainage for water so as to ensure greater traction, just like tires on a car. By examining the soaked fingers of 28 subjects, the scientists discovered that each finger showed a similar pattern of wrinkles: as the New York Times puts it, "unconnected channels diverging away from one another as they got more distant from the fingertips." That allows water to drain away more efficiently from the fingers as they are pressed against an object, giving more surface area and a firmer grip.

I was unable to read the original article for some reason.

But it does make an intriguing point.

Of course I know the real reason. It's to tell you when to get out the pool.

49
Or Kill Me / Paranoia?
« on: September 18, 2011, 06:39:55 pm »
Lately I've been questioning everything I've been watching and reading.

Questioning the real reason why those words were chosen, and to what end.

I watched Contagion, and it left me afraid of the message "the government will solve things even if it scrambling. it will solve the problems. All you have to do it wait while things collapse and then you will get a shot and barcode to show you got the shot and all will be alright"

I've been watching the G1 Transformers knowing that is designed to sell toys, and it doesn't scare me. I already know the angle. It says "look at how cool this guy is. Buy his toy."

I watch Ghost in the Shell and wonder what kind of society would make all those cybernetic implants so wide spread among normal people. What did they do to be given them.

I watched Kingdom of Heaven, and have to dismiss everything. There is too much 21th century in it. I see the message of "organized religion makes people crazy" and it is a good one, but is that all?

I'm rambling. I just spat this out.

Coyote, overthinking things maybe.

50
Apple Talk / ATTN EVERYWUN BUT DOK HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: September 13, 2011, 02:58:55 am »
 :news:

HE IS USING MINDLAZORZ ON YOU!!!!!!!!

 :omg:

There is hope.

 :remaincalm:


Help is on the way.

 :putin:

In conjunction with  :supertard: and his merry  :teabagger1:

Are on their way to save us from Doktor Howl and his League of Not Very Murrikans

 :bob: :spag: :curly: And The Demon Queen  :tyra:


IF YOU ACT QUICKLY SALVATION CAN BE YOURS!!!!!
:cheney:

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS!!!!!
 :rush:

SHUT IT!!!
:cheney:



But just then
 :suu:

And then all  :cramstipated:

And it was mustaches everyfuckingwhere
 :ohnotache:










51
Horrorology / "He was really a nice guy, He went to church and everything."
« on: September 13, 2011, 02:34:23 am »
This is not about one one of the monkeys running for office, and I don't know if I am so cynical that is merely inspires loathing or if that feeling I have is horror. It may be so horrible that it has shocked me.

Virginia girl found eating herself in cage in mobile home; parents Brian and Shannon Gore charged

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The malnourished girl, believed to be either 5 or 6, was discovered in a crib that was converted into a makeshift cage after police arrived at the home in Gloucester County to investigate a burglary last week.

It gets worse.

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However, the gruesome twosome now faces first-degree murder charges after the remains of what authorities believe to be another child were found buried outside their mobile home.

Fucked up thing is they got caught because of some theft.

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A nearby homeowner reported his house was broken into and claimed gold bullion, a vacuum cleaner, a passport, $2,000 in cash and other items had been stolen, according to a police report.

Investigators trailed the bullion to an auction house, which claimed to have bought the gold from 25-year-old Shannon Gore.

Authorities arrived at her mobile home in Gloucester with a search warrant when they made the shocking discovery.

And this is the fucking kicker.

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"They seemed like nice people," neighbor Tim Hudnall told the newspaper. He noted he had seen the baby boy, but never saw a girl with the Gores in the six years they've been neighbors.

"He was really a nice guy," Brian Gore's ex-girlfriend, Sandy, told WTKR 3 News in Norfolk. "He went to church and everything."





52
http://www.fitocracy.com/

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Fitocracy turns fitness into a social game

Surpass your fitness goals by turning exercise into a game. Earn points for your workouts, unlock achievements, and tackle special challenges to push yourself forward. Level up in Fitocracy and level up in real life.

 :lulz:

53
Bring and Brag / The Litany Against PANCE
« on: August 20, 2011, 07:09:06 am »
I must not wear pance.
Pance is the mind-prolapser.
Pance is the SPACE/TIME that brings total libidoation.
I will remove my pance.
I will permit it to pass off me and on the floor.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the pance has gone there will be horror.
Only I will remain.

54
This is the first I heard of Tim DeChristopher, who somehow by bidding in a public land auction for oil companies caused the federal government and the public to lose money.

http://www.yesmagazine.org/planet/tim-dechristopher-this-is-what-hope-looks-like?fb_ref=likebutton&fb_source=home_multiline

Various tidbits.

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This is not going away. At this point of unimaginable threats on the horizon, this is what hope looks like. In these times of a morally bankrupt government that has sold out its principles, this is what patriotism looks like. With countless lives on the line, this is what love looks like, and it will only grow. The choice you are making today is what side are you on.

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The rule of law is dependent upon a government that is willing to abide by the law. Disrespect for the rule of law begins when the government believes itself and its corporate sponsors to be above the law.

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The authority of the government exists to the degree that the rule of law reflects the higher moral code of the citizens, and throughout American history, it has been civil disobedience that has bound them together.


From his statement it appears his intent was to stop an illegal sell off of public land that would greatly profit the oil industry while destroying public land and the environment. His actions brought to light a bunch of shifty stuff. I am going to do some more reading, but from his statement I support his actions and decry his sentencing.

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Apple Talk / The help Coyote get into college thread
« on: August 12, 2011, 02:22:03 am »
ITT I will post essays and statements required by colleges as part of the admission process.
Comments on the content are welcome.
Comments and suggestions on the structure are very helpful.

Coyote is a fucking retard with just beyond a high school level of writing ability.



And fuck, my thumbdrive is in my acu jacket at my GF's house. :kingmeh:



56
Apple Talk / ATTN Koyotes
« on: August 03, 2011, 10:14:34 pm »
OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR NAME IS!!!


STOP USING A MONIKER THAT IS SIMILAR TO MINE>

NEITHER I NOR MY SPIRITUAL TOTEM, GRANDFATHER "SHIV FOR A COKE" COYOTE ARE AMUSED BY YOUR WORTHLESSNESS.


IN THE MEAN TIME PLEASE STAB YOURSELF IN THE GENITALS WITH A PLASTIC SPOON>

57
Literate Chaotic / I've been reading a webcomic for a while and....
« on: July 15, 2011, 01:33:35 am »
I just noticed that the author is Warren Ellis.
http://www.freakangels.com/?p=23

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Apple Talk / HURRAY FREEDOM FEST!!!!!!!!!
« on: July 01, 2011, 05:10:52 am »
Um ya, guess whose fourday weekend involves not going anywhere.

This guy. Why? He has to put up and take down the post flag. Upside is Fort Lewis will be open to public for non-military spags.

And there should be some kind of attractions and shit but who cares.

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Apple Talk / Seperated at birth?
« on: June 30, 2011, 04:49:04 am »


You decide


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