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Messages - Don Coyote

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 19, 2018, 06:15:39 pm »
Thanks. I'm doing what I can. I hope this gets resolved, otherwise I have to do some short notice rescheduling of an appt next week because I'm not going over there to have them watch the baby otherwise.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 19, 2018, 03:09:40 pm »
AND I can't even complain about this to my mother because we have mutually disowned eachother over her causing an anxiety attack and continuing to stay married to her shitty husband, who is apparently a Trump voter.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 19, 2018, 02:57:13 pm »
sooooo we have a crib now, that I don't think we need, that I have to assemble, in our one bedroom apt, that I am sure doesn't have enough room for this crib, and I will not be willing to put it in the fucking livingroom. Said crib is also part of the "should never have been a issue but is somehow still fucking drama," and to add on to that drama her parents are mad at me for something she said to them about if I decide while assembling this crib that it isn't suitable for our son. And I probably offended both them multiple times by flat out saying that as someone who has worked in two different manufacturing fields and as a contractor, I do know more about shit like furniture. AND my mother-in-law tried to fucking argue with me about the sleeping on the stomach thing because 30 fucking years ago THAT was the advice. Like, bitch I don't give a fuck? AND if I see someone holding our son with his eyes closed when I know for a fact he works the nightshift and is 67 years old damn fucking right I am call attention to that shit. I don't give a flying fuck if you have a flat spot on your head because you fucking dropped on it. If those fucks drop him because they fell the fuck to sleep I will not be nice to these grown ass twice my fucking age adults. If this drama continues I will significantly less polite and aggressive about the care our son.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 17, 2018, 06:46:03 pm »
In less ANGER news, I have lost around 20 pounds, and almost everything with starch in it tastes sweet to me.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 17, 2018, 05:24:04 pm »
When you're pissed that your in-laws were totally fine with putting your infant in a fucking 30 yr old deathtrap and letting him sleep in the bassinet you brought over on HIS FUCKING STOMACH WITHOUT SUPERVISIONS but you also need them to watch him for a couple of hours next week. Also, they appeared to have allowed (forced) him to drink from the bottle until the liner had fully collapsed from the suction. And yet they think his gas was from Catherine's diet and not the FUCKING SUCKING SO MUCH AIR DOWN.

Gonna be scheduling my psych appts on the days my wife has off from now on.

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Apple Talk / Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
« on: January 14, 2018, 02:55:12 pm »
You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 14, 2018, 12:08:44 am »
Nothing quite like having to spend the fucking time to get support for my side of a disagreement that shouldn't even be a fucking issue. "No granny, your grandson is not sleeping in some 30 year old crib that's been in storage for 30 fucking years that is also a drop-side crib. I don't give a shit."

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 12, 2018, 06:37:44 pm »
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRUNCHIE?

AND WHEN DID I TURN ON CAPSLOCK?

AND FUCKING YOU CAN MAKE CHILI IN A FUCKING CROCKPOT, IT'S JUST SUBSTANDARD BECAUSE IT CAN EASILY TURN IN WEIRD BEAN PORRIDGE WHICH IS AWFUL I SPEAK FROM THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF HAVING TO EAT THAT BECAUSE MY PARENTS WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SOUP, STEW, CHILI AT A TIME AND FREEZE IT BY THE GALLON

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:52:39 pm »

I saw your thread, but I didn't see the person you were responding to.


My cousin and one of my army buddies, who weren't totally providing the unsolicited crockpot advice, but still it's grating.

Crockpots: for when everything needs the consistency of gruel, and all the flavour of a mishmash of leftovers.

Perfect for White Suburbia.

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High Weirdness / Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« on: January 11, 2018, 06:59:15 pm »
I WANT A FUCKING FANCY FLUFFY MICRO-NOT-CHICKEN/RAPTOR AND IT IS UNAMERICAN TO KEEP ME FROM KEEPING A POTENTIAL ECOLOGICAL DISASTER AS A PET

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 11, 2018, 06:56:19 pm »
Complain about upper-middle class white suburbians and there shitty takes on poor people and food, and I get unsolicited advice on literally some of things I was shitting on the Susans of the worlds about. I don't know what I expected, but god  dammit I don't want or fucking need crockpot cooking advice.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 04, 2017, 09:21:02 pm »
I checked the Physician's Desk Reference. Turns my psych med can cause hyperglycemia.  :argh!:

So smack it down with some metformin.  It's like $0.05/pill, and all but two of the side effects are beneficial.

The two bad ones are: 

1.  During the first two weeks, 90% chance of horrible intestinal maelstrom, which is unpleasant.  I went through this, but didn't really notice a difference.
2.  Acid ketosis can occur, but if it doesn't happen within two weeks, it won't.  You will know it if it does, on account of high fever and the super power of puking 12 feet across a room.  This is very rare, but if it happens, you have to stop taking it, because it will eventually kill you.

Any doctor will prescribe it for hyperglycemia or diabetes, because it does about 5 good things for you and only has the above possibilities.

Metformin and lamictal do not play well together, in that it will cause metformin to stick around longer than it should. I'll talk to my psych about that, and maybe be getting a new primary care physician as the one I currently have fucked up the renewal for my lamictal.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 03, 2017, 05:46:52 pm »
I checked the Physician's Desk Reference. Turns my psych med can cause hyperglycemia.  :argh!:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 02, 2017, 04:18:03 am »
Basically, if you're prediabetic, you have two choices:

1.  Treat yourself as if you're diabetic, and then be able to do stuff once in a while if you like.

2.  Ignore it and then never be able to have a beer or a piece of pie again.

Also, option 3:  You go blind and your toes rot.

Well the thing is, I THOUGHT I was eating like a diabetic because I was eating like my wife. It could be midnight baby stress. My whole life is stress.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 02, 2017, 03:23:29 am »
Now that my wife is done incubating the spawnling and her blood sugar looks normal atm and that she's been told to stop her metformin and she doesn't need to monitor her levels, we have surplus strip. My fastings have been 113 and 116. I guess I'm going to die.

That's high-ish, but not crazy.

That's exactly what my MIL said.  :argh!:

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