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Messages - Don Coyote

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 01, 2017, 07:20:10 pm »
Now that my wife is done incubating the spawnling and her blood sugar looks normal atm and that she's been told to stop her metformin and she doesn't need to monitor her levels, we have surplus strip. My fastings have been 113 and 116. I guess I'm going to die.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 30, 2017, 04:32:37 am »
Actual thing my FIL said to my wife: "You two read too much" because we were given a book by her fucking insurance company and kind of take the word of some doctors about what is currently consider DANGEROUS don't put your fucking baby in this style of crib. Like for fucksake, our son is literally half the size she was at birth and almost a third the size of her younger brother, so excuse us if don't our baby to be put into a potential fucking deathtrap just because they both survived it.

"You read too much"?   :crankey:

Right? So basically, our kid isn't sleeping over at grandma and grandpa's until I see their old ass drop-side crib is gone. Even though they said they's listen to us, it smells like "uh hu sure. It's cute you kids are being so overly-protective of your baby like all new parents."
Like, we have degrees and we are older than our parents were with their first children. We might actually not be over-protective of our 4 pound baby who showed up two weeks early.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 30, 2017, 03:38:23 am »
Actual thing my FIL said to my wife: "You two read too much" because we were given a book by her fucking insurance company and kind of take the word of some doctors about what is currently consider DANGEROUS don't put your fucking baby in this style of crib. Like for fucksake, our son is literally half the size she was at birth and almost a third the size of her younger brother, so excuse us if don't our baby to be put into a potential fucking deathtrap just because they both survived it.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 27, 2017, 03:27:12 am »
Nice. Best of luck.

Also,WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT CRAMULUS HAS A TUMBLR?

Cramulus was one of the few non-porn accounts to follow me.  I'm special.  Or cursed.  Or especially cursed.

Cram is worse than any pornbot.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 23, 2017, 12:58:03 am »
Nice. Best of luck.

Also,WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT CRAMULUS HAS A TUMBLR?

Well those goes your innocence.

I'd unfollow Cram but I am afraid he....would...cram...my...cran

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 16, 2017, 11:14:54 pm »
Sad to say, after many years, The Frost Heaves have broken up.  No acrimony, just run its course.

I'll be curating and uploading various albums, demos, remixes, and the like over at http://frostheaves.bandcamp.com.

Current mood: sad, but resigned to it.

End of an era.

And I think the break up of The Frost Heaves is sending ripples through the universe as it took me several times to even type coherently.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 16, 2017, 04:00:12 am »
So the vile taste of rootbeer helps with the vile taste of stevia. That does not mean I will buying this shit, but at least now this fucking can of hell juice will stop screaming at me like the BRIDGES.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 14, 2017, 06:16:48 am »
And my doc got me worried about 6.1 A1c  :argh!:

You should be worried if it's above 5.7.

You can now act like a diabetic most of the time, or let it slide and BE a diabetic ALL the time.

Fortunately, since I got that result we've had to eat like diabetics anyways because my wife got the whole gestational diabetes thing.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 14, 2017, 12:48:48 am »
And my doc got me worried about 6.1 A1c  :argh!:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Is anyone here an advocate for non-violence?
« on: November 09, 2017, 10:59:06 pm »
Club, it's an elegant weapon from a less civilized age.


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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 28, 2017, 02:49:44 am »
Hope your mom kicks cancer in the nads.

I've officially joined "pillz here"

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 02, 2017, 07:53:04 pm »
I have a full beard now.  Guess I'll have to submit my new look to the WOMP Cabal.

 :fap:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: September 01, 2017, 07:39:14 am »
Please tell me I at least hocked the diamond for some hookers and blow.

Well, of course. But the hooker's asshole you snorted the blow out of had a syphilitic chancre. And because it was 1912, you weren't given proper treatment for syphilis before the neurological symptoms started. You went insane before you got treatment, and have been sitting in a straight jacket for 10 years mumbling about Eris and PEEDEE and GAY BARS.






EDIT: Would've faded LMNO's face into the background, but the only picture I could ever find of him got lost in the Photofucket paywall.

I might have made an extensive collection of faces for WOMP years ago.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 31, 2017, 02:26:14 am »
FUCK CANCER


Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!

Dreamy like "Mr Sandman" or dreamy like "I ate too much cheese and now have to sweats"

Mr Sandman.  Kinda.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/sandman

...I deserved this...

Yes.

See

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: August 30, 2017, 11:57:18 pm »
FUCK CANCER


Also, I met up with Cram last Friday. He's even more dreamy in person than he is online!

Dreamy like "Mr Sandman" or dreamy like "I ate too much cheese and now have to sweats"

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