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Messages - Don Coyote

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 17, 2018, 05:24:04 pm »
When you're pissed that your in-laws were totally fine with putting your infant in a fucking 30 yr old deathtrap and letting him sleep in the bassinet you brought over on HIS FUCKING STOMACH WITHOUT SUPERVISIONS but you also need them to watch him for a couple of hours next week. Also, they appeared to have allowed (forced) him to drink from the bottle until the liner had fully collapsed from the suction. And yet they think his gas was from Catherine's diet and not the FUCKING SUCKING SO MUCH AIR DOWN.

Gonna be scheduling my psych appts on the days my wife has off from now on.

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Apple Talk / Re: Help me get banned! Win prizes!
« on: January 14, 2018, 02:55:12 pm »
You get the Discordia you deserve, not the Discordia you want.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 14, 2018, 12:08:44 am »
Nothing quite like having to spend the fucking time to get support for my side of a disagreement that shouldn't even be a fucking issue. "No granny, your grandson is not sleeping in some 30 year old crib that's been in storage for 30 fucking years that is also a drop-side crib. I don't give a shit."

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 12, 2018, 06:37:44 pm »
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRUNCHIE?

AND WHEN DID I TURN ON CAPSLOCK?

AND FUCKING YOU CAN MAKE CHILI IN A FUCKING CROCKPOT, IT'S JUST SUBSTANDARD BECAUSE IT CAN EASILY TURN IN WEIRD BEAN PORRIDGE WHICH IS AWFUL I SPEAK FROM THE HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF HAVING TO EAT THAT BECAUSE MY PARENTS WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SOUP, STEW, CHILI AT A TIME AND FREEZE IT BY THE GALLON

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 11, 2018, 09:52:39 pm »

I saw your thread, but I didn't see the person you were responding to.


My cousin and one of my army buddies, who weren't totally providing the unsolicited crockpot advice, but still it's grating.

Crockpots: for when everything needs the consistency of gruel, and all the flavour of a mishmash of leftovers.

Perfect for White Suburbia.

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High Weirdness / Re: Chicken grows face of dinosaur
« on: January 11, 2018, 06:59:15 pm »
I WANT A FUCKING FANCY FLUFFY MICRO-NOT-CHICKEN/RAPTOR AND IT IS UNAMERICAN TO KEEP ME FROM KEEPING A POTENTIAL ECOLOGICAL DISASTER AS A PET

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: January 11, 2018, 06:56:19 pm »
Complain about upper-middle class white suburbians and there shitty takes on poor people and food, and I get unsolicited advice on literally some of things I was shitting on the Susans of the worlds about. I don't know what I expected, but god  dammit I don't want or fucking need crockpot cooking advice.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 04, 2017, 09:21:02 pm »
I checked the Physician's Desk Reference. Turns my psych med can cause hyperglycemia.  :argh!:

So smack it down with some metformin.  It's like $0.05/pill, and all but two of the side effects are beneficial.

The two bad ones are: 

1.  During the first two weeks, 90% chance of horrible intestinal maelstrom, which is unpleasant.  I went through this, but didn't really notice a difference.
2.  Acid ketosis can occur, but if it doesn't happen within two weeks, it won't.  You will know it if it does, on account of high fever and the super power of puking 12 feet across a room.  This is very rare, but if it happens, you have to stop taking it, because it will eventually kill you.

Any doctor will prescribe it for hyperglycemia or diabetes, because it does about 5 good things for you and only has the above possibilities.

Metformin and lamictal do not play well together, in that it will cause metformin to stick around longer than it should. I'll talk to my psych about that, and maybe be getting a new primary care physician as the one I currently have fucked up the renewal for my lamictal.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 03, 2017, 05:46:52 pm »
I checked the Physician's Desk Reference. Turns my psych med can cause hyperglycemia.  :argh!:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 02, 2017, 04:18:03 am »
Basically, if you're prediabetic, you have two choices:

1.  Treat yourself as if you're diabetic, and then be able to do stuff once in a while if you like.

2.  Ignore it and then never be able to have a beer or a piece of pie again.

Also, option 3:  You go blind and your toes rot.

Well the thing is, I THOUGHT I was eating like a diabetic because I was eating like my wife. It could be midnight baby stress. My whole life is stress.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 02, 2017, 03:23:29 am »
Now that my wife is done incubating the spawnling and her blood sugar looks normal atm and that she's been told to stop her metformin and she doesn't need to monitor her levels, we have surplus strip. My fastings have been 113 and 116. I guess I'm going to die.

That's high-ish, but not crazy.

That's exactly what my MIL said.  :argh!:

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: December 01, 2017, 07:20:10 pm »
Now that my wife is done incubating the spawnling and her blood sugar looks normal atm and that she's been told to stop her metformin and she doesn't need to monitor her levels, we have surplus strip. My fastings have been 113 and 116. I guess I'm going to die.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 30, 2017, 04:32:37 am »
Actual thing my FIL said to my wife: "You two read too much" because we were given a book by her fucking insurance company and kind of take the word of some doctors about what is currently consider DANGEROUS don't put your fucking baby in this style of crib. Like for fucksake, our son is literally half the size she was at birth and almost a third the size of her younger brother, so excuse us if don't our baby to be put into a potential fucking deathtrap just because they both survived it.

"You read too much"?   :crankey:

Right? So basically, our kid isn't sleeping over at grandma and grandpa's until I see their old ass drop-side crib is gone. Even though they said they's listen to us, it smells like "uh hu sure. It's cute you kids are being so overly-protective of your baby like all new parents."
Like, we have degrees and we are older than our parents were with their first children. We might actually not be over-protective of our 4 pound baby who showed up two weeks early.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 30, 2017, 03:38:23 am »
Actual thing my FIL said to my wife: "You two read too much" because we were given a book by her fucking insurance company and kind of take the word of some doctors about what is currently consider DANGEROUS don't put your fucking baby in this style of crib. Like for fucksake, our son is literally half the size she was at birth and almost a third the size of her younger brother, so excuse us if don't our baby to be put into a potential fucking deathtrap just because they both survived it.

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: November 27, 2017, 03:27:12 am »
Nice. Best of luck.

Also,WHY AM I JUST NOW FINDING OUT CRAMULUS HAS A TUMBLR?

Cramulus was one of the few non-porn accounts to follow me.  I'm special.  Or cursed.  Or especially cursed.

Cram is worse than any pornbot.

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