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Apple Talk / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 09, 2012, 03:20:28 am »
I gotta say, the best butthurt of the entire election is over at

This was the first thing I saw.


If you are self-employed, stop paying quarterlies and DO NOT FILE next April. Boehner rolled over this morning and announced that the "Republicans" are gung-ho to raise taxes. They can only raise taxes on you if you pay taxes. Don't pay. DO NOT FILE.

IF YOU ARE NOT SELF-EMPLOYED and your employer withholds your taxes, all you have to do is increase THE NUMBER OF EXEMPTIONS YOU CLAIM. Exemptions are NOT just wife-and-kids. People who make large charitable donations kick up their exemptions, as do people with big mortgages. In theory, there is no maximum to the number of exemptions you can claim, but 9 is considered to be the "normal" maximum. Go to your human resources / payroll department tomorrow and tell them you want to increase your exemptions and thus decrease your withholding as much as possible. Then, next April, DO NOT FILE.

There is exactly ONE non-violent remedy left to you, and that is a tax strike. If you do not do this, you are guaranteeing, and I mean 1000% guaranteeing, that there will be a massive hot war and genocide in the United States within the next decade. Go find a good teenaged boy. Look into his eyes, and then understand that if we do not starve the Putsch Regime in Washington, that boy will almost certainly die in the war.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: November 08, 2012, 06:45:15 pm »

Politicians and commentators pounded Bibi, as he’s known here, for wading into U.S. politics and damaging the strong relationship between the two countries by backing the wrong horse.

“So Sorry, President Obama, Please Forgive Netanyahu,” read the headline of a Haaretz column today by Yossi Sarid, a former longtime Knesset member and leader of the liberal Meretz Party.

“Bibi Gambled, We’ll Pay,” was another in the Yedioth Ahronoth newspaper, the highest-circulated in Israel.

“In his behavior with the Americans, Netanyahu was like the well-known joke about the difference between a schlemiel and a schlimazel – a schlemiel is the one who spills hot soup on the schlimazel,” wrote Sima Kadmon in the Yedioth op-ed. “But in this case, Netanyahu is both the schlemiel and the schlimazel: He spilled the hot soup on himself, and he is not the only one who got burned. We all did.”

The same newspaper reported that the prime minister’s office was “stunned” by the news of Romney’s defeat. Netanyahu spokesman Mark Regev called such reporting  “certainly not accurate.”

“It’s rubbish, it’s just not true,” Regev told ABC News when asked about the support for Romney.

Netanyahu was “totally neutral the whole campaign,” he said. “It’s clear there are some people who, for all sorts of reasons, are trying to develop this narrative but it’s just not true. He made every effort to stay out of the election.”

Israeli politicos from the other end of the political spectrum happily piled onto the narrative. Former Prime Minister Ehud Olmert, who is mulling another run in Israel’s upcoming elections, said, “Our prime minister meddled in the U.S. elections in the name of an American billionaire, who used the prime minister of Israel to promote his own candidate for president. This is a significant violation of the basic rules in the relations between countries, certainly when we are talking about allies such as Israel and the United States.”

Glorious.  :lulz:

Apple Talk / Re: NAME MY DOG!
« on: November 08, 2012, 03:40:37 am »

Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: November 07, 2012, 11:23:41 pm »

You might miss this one the first playthrough.

Apple Talk / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 07, 2012, 02:08:32 pm »

No comment.

Apple Talk / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 07, 2012, 08:11:13 am »
Im hearing a lot of people blame Gary Johnson for Romney's loss. Oh boy oh boy oh boy.  :lulz:

Apple Talk / Re: Election Night. Gimme My Fix.
« on: November 07, 2012, 05:28:59 am »
    He lost the popular vote by a lot and won the election. We should have a revolution in this country!
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

So far I'm seeing about a 1% difference between the two as far as popular votes go. I was not aware 1% was a large number. :lulz:

If thats still the case then these following months will be hilarious

Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: November 04, 2012, 09:54:15 pm »
:lulz: Oh look: hxxp://

Oh my...  :lulz:

Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: November 04, 2012, 05:55:30 am »
Im not entirely sure why Im subscribed to this person, but damn did it pay off:

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: November 03, 2012, 09:48:02 pm »

Today was a great day for fact checking.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: November 03, 2012, 07:12:19 pm »,_689_pages

700 pages of police documents on the death of Paul Latinus, head of a Belgian fascist group heavily suspected of being a part of Gladio.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Your irregular China round-up
« on: November 02, 2012, 05:03:55 pm »
Damn, between this and that guy who ordered the attack on Google I think China may have the most easily butthurt politicians in the world.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: "Stupid wingnut says something stupid" thread
« on: November 01, 2012, 09:30:14 pm »

Mitt Romney explains how Jesus will rule the world from his headquarters in Missouri.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: October 28, 2012, 09:44:37 pm »

A Christian couple, who recently married of their own will and converted to Islam, was gunned down by family members in South Punjab in yet another case of honour killing.

The incident took place in a Christian colony in Kalore Kot, a small town in Bhaker distinct late Thursday night.

According to police sources, Kalsoom Bibi, daughter of Irshad Masih and Muhammad Bilal, son of Ashraf Masih, were killed on the spot after Kalsoom’s brother Imran opened fire on them.

A two-year-old child, Alisha, also received bullet injuries in the firing and was shifted to the Kalor Kot Hospital in a critical condition, the investigation officer (IO) of the case told The Express Tribune.

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