TESTEMONAIL: Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.
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DENVER—Following last night’s nationally televised presidential debate, President Barack Obama’s 11-year-old daughter Sasha reportedly asked her father why he was “acting like such a goddamned pussy up there.” “Daddy, how come you were being such a little bitch?” asked the sixth-grader, who told the president she was “genuinely worried” that maybe somebody had “cut Daddy’s balls off” right before he took the stage. “What happened, Dad? Were you on your period or something? Maybe the next time you’re in front of the entire country for an hour and a half you should try not letting another man spank you on the ass like that.” Sources added that Obama’s youngest daughter then offered to help the president go “look for [his] dick, because apparently it’s gone missing.”
When Romney invoked Reagan, wasn't it to accuse Obama of trickle down? And didn't somebody pressure Ryan the other day until he admitted Romney's ecomomic plan is trickle down? IS REAGANCHRIST NOW OFFICIALLY POLITICAL POISON?
I lol'ed. Romney blinked like crazy and wiped his eye. Didn't Anne say recently that she was worried about his emotional stability if he won?
Bet he went home and KICKED THE CAT.
When did he wipe his eye? I need that. I noted the blinking, damn, he was a blink-O-matic. Also with the shifty-footing and the borderline flapping.
Turkish artillery has fired on positions inside Syria after shells from Syria killed five people in a southern Turkish border town.
A woman and her three children were among those killed earlier when the shells, apparently fired by Syrian government forces, hit Akcakale.
Talk about drugs.
Heroin, shot straight into the scrotum is nice.
At least you left the Furries out of it.
Furries have been pretty low key lately, but don't mistake that for them no longer being a threat. They've infiltrated our Schools, our Churches and even politics.
Oddly, the furries seem to have the best anti sexual harassment policies of ALL CONVENTION ATTENDING GEEKERY!
Apparently the furverts have been doing SOMETHING right. The rest of geekdom, for shame, for shame.