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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 23, 2018, 10:52:25 pm »

Sessions squealing is fucking hysterical. It's going to be great to watch the cognitive dissonance over the next few months as people start convincing themselves that they've spoken up and tried to stop a whole heap of crazy shit. It's taken close to 2 years of public kickings for him to find his spine so who knows how crazy he might get with it now?

In other news, Rudy  releasing 3 papers "Crime is theft" , "Crime is Liberty" and "Crime is impossible" for the forthcoming Proudhon defence strategy.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Hey Cain, it's a Pakistan thread
« on: August 20, 2018, 01:02:19 am »
So he's a handy stooge for now then. Any good sources for ongoing news? I've totally lost track of where the region is at and I'm expecting a huge pile of hilarious corruption.

It's also just a matter of time until the tango tit has a pop at them for something and then realises they actually have nuclear weapons too. Which will be interesting.

Bring and Brag / Re: QGP Arts Megathread - Marginalia
« on: August 20, 2018, 12:56:14 am »
I fucking love this thread.

Apple Talk / Re: Horrible Bastardism Coming Down the Tracks.
« on: August 20, 2018, 12:52:49 am »
Oh, this will get fun. Bad reactions with little forethought seem inevitable.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 20, 2018, 12:46:32 am »
I'm sticking to Occam's razor for everyone involved in this whole shitshow. Until you show me one smart thing that any of these cretins have done I'll be going with the idea of they are all unlikely to win a debate with a bag of shit.

Between this and his "truth isn't truth" bit, the lights may be on but the place had been burgled and occupants murdered long ago.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: 2018 Elections fread: A Blue Wave of Failure
« on: August 11, 2018, 06:50:16 am »
Every fucking chunk of that article is hilarious. It's like some sort of parable of the strange times.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: Random News Stories
« on: August 05, 2018, 12:46:24 pm »

History has been corrected and is now safe for Patriotic NFL Fans™.

That is both hilariously petty and another great example of EA's incompetent business practises. Did you hear about the guy who used the GDPR to get EA to reveal his spending on a couple of sports games and it was around $16K? That's got to be a kick in the balls to find that out and then have to legally disclose it.

Aneristic Illusions / Hey Cain, it's a Pakistan thread
« on: August 05, 2018, 12:40:34 pm »
Because it seems like it's going to be needed. What'the fuck is going on with the military and Imran Khan? The whole situation seems utterly bizzare and seems to be establishing a worrying trend of celebrity leaders.

And just for the record, enough media shit was flung to get Tommy out of the clink. Try to contain your surprise at that.

We do not have such a government, and these are not good times.

I'm pretty sure one of the main reasons to push through to the MP's summer holiday so quickly (and let them have it) was that there is less chance of them resigning or getting themselves sacked while drinking pimms in random holiday spot. At the rate the government is losing MP's  and influence in general it's likely the DUP deal is meaningless by November as they can't ensure a majority even with their support.

The funniest thing about Tommy was after his long record of being a bit of a tit trying to be a shitbag is that anyone would leap to his defence over fucking anything. He got warned multiple times that he was committing a crime, persisted and got punished. Far from any kind of injustice, it is, in fact, a stunning display of justice from a uk court. The big injustice is that he didn't also get time for his years of being a dick.

RE: PM race, question is who is Gove going to knife? Boris is the obvious but he's probably going to fuck over a few others on the way. Would be suitably funny/horrific if he got it.

Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: July 29, 2018, 01:39:29 am »
Cohen says Trump was aware of the June 2016 "Russian government offers dirt on Hillary Clinton" meeting, and he'll testify to that to the Special Prosecutor.

Which throws Jnr and kushner under the bus. Which also suggests that idiot will soon drive said bus over them.

Are we formally taking bets on the next PM yet then? It's surely getting close to time for May to bail and leave the next sucker to be properly responsible. Can't these people even work out how to leave someone else holding the fucking bag?

Also, resignation rate in strong and shitty gov. is approx .63/week for various incompetence.

Have we had a laugh about Tommy robinson yet? Need to catch up on a few threads.

RPG Ghetto / Re: Unified Vidya Games thread
« on: July 29, 2018, 01:23:33 am »
Respectable plot and villains. And the plot isn't actually that bad.
Includes a "woah fuck" difficulty setting that you can break to fuck if inclined due to shonky 2nd ed mechanics.
Unusually wide set of plot areas, all fairly distinct.
Does not have a very annoying and tedious section that features in IWD2. You'll know when you hit it.

Utterly retarded random loot system with massive variances resulting in each run being either hilariously over/underpowered. Can be negated with rng manipulation shit but it's seriously terrible. A +5 Sword of fuckery or 3 gold. Level 9 spell or brass codpiece. Armour of awesomeness or jar of piss. All on the same level. It works out at something like 7-9 runs to get all the shiny shit.
No Mort.

Technically worth playing before the baldurs gate interquel thing.

That thing
More of the same.
Plot there and moves along. Ties to other games, some nice some, well, painful but you'll have seen worse first attempts.
SJW bullshit controversy wildly over hyped. Hold your surprise.

More of the same. Seriously it's totally unnecessary, and adds fuck all to BG2EE, which was developed first. Development the other way around would have potentially opened up far more plot and it's just a waste of a lot of potential.

I'm still unable to talk about Tides of Numenera with out excessive swearing. Many people should be very, very ashamed of themselves for that detestable heap of shit. Monte Cook is game design equivalent of shoving crayons in your ears while shitting yourself uncontrollably over and over again for 5 years.

This method is likely to have more productive results than hiring Monte.

I've started to assume the reason there is no major pushback or impetus to russian investigations is due to having to admit that a significant percentage of the voting population is open to manipulation. Being able to say for certain that XX% of a nations population are open to nearly any damn fool idea you care to shove in front of them turns the world into a very strange place in short order. The more the educated guesses turn into hard data and facts, the closer we get to somewhere just being bought by Pepsi. Which is a fucker to speak, but if you know Mcdonalds you can get by.

As for the ongoing brexit shitshow, what, another couple of days for the EU to formally reject, Mogg froths the day after, another emergency 12 hour meeting to repeat at the weekend? Everyone involved in this should just be fucking embarrassed as I strongly doubt any one person has half an idea about a practical solution for even a tenth of the problems. The nameless hordes of negotiators and translators on either side must be cringing every time they meet as it's becoming rather repetitive to say the least.

Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Free Russian Orphans with Every Purchase
« on: July 08, 2018, 01:09:49 am »
Don't forget to call a locksmith and install hidden cameras before you leave.

Because you know your shit is going to be rooted through.

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