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Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)

Show me a man who has never bled out of his rectum, and I'll show you man that nobody talks to at parties.

Um, wait.

:lol:

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Those are awesome.  Especially compared to the shits you get when you're dehydrated, and it's like trying to wipe spackle out of your butt.

Right?

I might be a piece of shit, sure, but at least I'm not a powerful spray of viscous fecal syrup that leaves you trying to make this terrible decision of whether to wipe until it's bloody but clean or smelling faintly of diarrhea all day.

8)

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Mostly so I can check my emails on the move.

Also, if I do end up leaving this place, I'll likely not be carrying around my laptop so much.  It works for me here, because of the whole living where I work deal, but chances are whatever job I end up getting next, that won't be the arrangement.  The new laptop is kinda heavy...

I've read more books on my phone in the past year than I have read physical books in at least the past 10 years combined.

But everyone jokes about how tiny I keep the font on my work computers*, so your mileage may vary.


*Joke's on them because I can easily read everything on their screen when I walk by, but when people try to shoulder surf me they just squint while I casually close inappropriate tabs like a goddamn champion.

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But at least when I got out of your ass the first wipe was perfectly clean.

So... you're some kind of super-shit that leaves no traces on passage??  :eek:

I am a pristine turd.

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But at least when I got out of your ass the first wipe was perfectly clean.

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I think you're pretty awesome, Roger. I always look forward to your rants and Facebook posts.

You remind me to be true to myself, and sometimes that means being an asshole.

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So I "sold out" and I feel fine.

I'm now making some good money at a multinational corporation.

When I told my previous boss about their offer she gave me a high five.

8)


"I didn't sell out. I bought in." - SLC Punk

Congratulations Net! :)

Thanks!

:D

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So I "sold out" and I feel fine.

I'm now making some good money at a multinational corporation.

When I told my previous boss about their offer she gave me a high five.

8)

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Thanks guys, I'm pretty excited about it.

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I landed a paid internship that involves Python, pays more than my previous job, and has a beer fridge in the office.

8)

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This is amazeballs.

:mittens:

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Good stuff, Fernando.

I haven't seen anything from Anon in a long time. Has the group largely been defanged or something?

Right?

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The Richard Nixon school of ballet and the arts / Re: McConnelling.
« on: June 10, 2016, 08:46:39 pm »
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

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Like I told Roger, we have been sending our stupid signals out into space for decades. We should have expected the brain pollution we've been spewing out to come back at us eventually.

Not just any old stupid signalsówe're sending aliens a dick pic:


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