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Started by P3nT4gR4m, March 02, 2007, 10:29:51 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

A hardon in one hand, a remote in the other,
900 channels and no porn


(21st century angst)

You can show men dying in a hail of bullets
You can show women trapped in a burning train
You can show cars crashing and the bodies in the wreckage
Or animals melting from acid rain

You can talk about murder and rape and death
You can show us how it's on the rise
let us see a kid drowning in a freak typhoon
or some body that's been shot between the eyes

but you can't show titties on the teevee screen
cos that would freak the children out
No you'll never see a pussy on the six oclock news
Everyone would scream and shout

Talk about riots and hate and war
say anything except the word 'fuck'
No you can't show titties on the teevee screen
I guess that's me just kleenex out of luck.



I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus


DJRubberducky

Okay, the verse about titties is DEFINITELY chorus material.  And I think there's room for another half-dozen verses.  All we need now's a tune, unless you have one already!
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

P3nT4gR4m

I was kinda singing it when I wrote it but there wasn't any more verses. Sorry 'bout that.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

awesome. was listening to "Entheogenic - Golden Cap" while reading it but i'm afraid that melody doesn't fit the tune either :)

someone should record this, obviously
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

LMNO


P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

I'm hearing a Tom Waits-ish thing in my head.

If I can get my computer to work, I'll give it a shot.



LMNO
-currently locked in a battle to the death with his aging computer.

Cramulus

#8


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LMNO

I'm not a piano player, so this one is taking longer than I thought.

But yeah, I'll send it your way when it's finished.

P3nT4gR4m

pls also feel free to add yuor own verses. Just cos I was too dumb to come up with any more doesn't mean it wouldn't be a good thing.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: LMNO on March 15, 2007, 06:28:08 PM
I'm not a piano player, so this one is taking longer than I thought.

But yeah, I'll send it your way when it's finished.

Anything come of this?

LMNO

Yeah.  It sucked.  You're better off not hearing it.

Bu🤠ns