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The Art of War

Started by Bharlion, October 17, 2007, 06:50:07 PM

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Bharlion

I concocted this little ditty awhile back. Hope you enjoy.
The mispellings are intentional. LOL

The Art of War
GF Bharlion

Anyone know the arts of war
Listen here now I will tell you more

I will fight him in the rain,
I will fight him on the plain,
I will shoot him with a gun,
I will shoot him just for fun,
I will slay with with my sword
I will slay him with meer words
I will burn his cities down
I will burn his home town
I will sink him in the sea
I will sink his whole country
I will kill them all
I will make his empire fall

Off to war we all will go
in the rain and in the snow
we all fight for uncle sam!
lets all go to vietnam
burn the churches, burn the mills
killing for ghengis major thrill
for the pharoh for the king
for the empire we will sing

who wants to wage a war
screw a dirty saigon whore
who wants to plan amidnight raid
murder children with terminal  aids
who wants to have a good fight
kill some yanks in the dead of night
who wants to siege a trojan city
rape helen and kill her kitty
who wants to wear black shoes
stomp on gays, gypsys and jews
who wants to have a bloody revolution
burn the bourgoise and their damn pollution
who wants to pillage all the land
flay human flesh with your bare hands
who wants to be the one to end all life
push a button, start the age of strife

I hate god, I hate jesus
killing wops just won't please us
finger up your ass, finger in your eye
lets send all our children off to die

for our country for our free land
lets make the poor lend a hand
force them to fight for no dollars
make them all wear green ironed collars

all those men in uniform are off to war
fighting for the same cause as before
fuck peace, she is a bitch
giving all the world a dirty itch

we wanna kill we wanna maim
we wanna make people feel the pain

god is on our side, god has turned his back
its all the same the public, to the suits in black
make them scared, make them fear
make them lose all they hold dear

show them their nightmares show them the pain
make their children shed tears, a salty rain

hell, spit and laughter, war is a living hell
war is good for buisness, so don't forget to sell
war is hell but so is life
full of pain, trouble and strife

Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.

LMNO

Lose the Vietnam parts, and this could be an old Metallica song.


I like.

East Coast Hustle

I want to use the first two verses for a nasty grindcore song. after that it starts veering towards tl;dr, IMO.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO


Bharlion

I don't know what that is, but if you want to use it you can.
Okay, why not. Didn't want to die alone anyways.