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« on: July 19, 2008, 04:42:12 AM »

Ask me anything and I shall give you sage wisdom from the advice puppy.

Example:

Advice puppy, can you help me with my bills?

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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2008, 06:57:28 AM »

Advice puppy
What is love?
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2008, 07:14:16 AM »

Advice puppy
What is love?

Puppy?

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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2008, 07:41:44 AM »

Advice puppy, how do I shoop da whoop?
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2008, 07:46:20 AM »

Advice puppy, how do I shoop da whoop?

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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2008, 08:33:28 AM »

Advice puppy, got any cool ideas for me and my gf to do next week?
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2008, 09:23:44 AM »

Advice puppy, got any cool ideas for me and my gf to do next week?

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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2008, 09:25:36 AM »

The clap:  Penicillin, or tough it out?
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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2008, 09:28:08 AM »

The clap:  Penicillin, or tough it out?

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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2008, 09:31:15 AM »

Advice puppy?  What kind of job should I look for?
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2008, 09:38:52 AM »

Advice puppy?  What kind of job should I look for?

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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2008, 06:45:21 PM »

 lol oh my god this is awesome

PUPPY: Where should I invest my money?

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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2008, 06:56:45 PM »

lol oh my god this is awesome

PUPPY: Where should I invest my money?

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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2008, 07:37:26 PM »

couldn't I just write a song about killing him? Do I actually have to stab that fat cock?
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2008, 07:43:21 PM »

couldn't I just write a song about killing him? Do I actually have to stab that fat cock?

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