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Juxtapositions
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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 05:48:10 pm »
cram these are amazing! lovely!

MOAR!!!

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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2008, 03:43:00 am »
Holy shit, dude! <3
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 02:28:49 pm »
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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2009, 04:15:54 pm »
some stuff I made for the Prophetica Discordia. More to come.















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Discordians are a sect of vagrant lunatics found in the Strange Times. When a fresh recruit is admitted into this fraternity, he is to take the following oath, administered by the principal maunder, after going through the annexed forms.

First, a new name is given him, by which he is ever after to be called; then standing up in the middle of the assembly, and directing his face to the dimber damber, or principal man of the gang, he disrobes unscrupulously. He then repeats the following oath, which is dictated to him by some experienced member of the fraternity:

I, Crank Cuffin, do swear to be a true brother, and that I will in all things obey the commands of the great tawney prince, and keep his council, and not divulge the secrets of my brethren, unless I do.

I will never leave nor forsake the company, but observe and keep all the times of appointment, either by day or night in every place whatever man.

I will not teach any one to cant, nor will I disclose any of our heinous mysteries to them.

I will take my spagmate's part against all that shall oppose him, or any of us, according to the utmost of my ability: nor will I suffer him, or any one belonging to us, to be abused by any strange abrams, rufflers, hookers, pailliards, cones, swaddlers, Irish toyles, swigmen, whip jacks, jarkmen, bawdy baskets, spags, clapper dogeons, cabbages, or curtails; but will defend him or them, as much as I can, against all other outliers or whatever. I will not conceal aught I win out of libkins, or from the ruffmans, but I will preserve it for the use of the company. Lastly, I will cleave to my doxy-wap stiffly, and will bring her duds, margery praters, goblers, grunting cheats, or tibs of the buttery, or any thing else I can come at, as winnings for her wappings.

Before the Goddess Eris, I Crank Cuffin, do herewith declare myself a brother of the legion of dynamic discord, hail hail hail hail hail Eris Eris Eris Eris ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!

Then everybody else shouts: ALL HAIL DISCORDIA!


(that was an actual Gypsy initiation oath remixed with Discordian initiation)

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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2009, 04:36:55 pm »

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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2009, 04:56:22 pm »
neat!

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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2009, 06:30:16 pm »
these are hit or miss, but were a lot of fun to make




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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2009, 06:47:57 pm »
I can't beleive I missed these the first time!

Some of them do get more of the je ne sais quoi than others, but when they're ON they are ON.

Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2009, 06:52:49 pm »
I know, I came back in here to ask if I said I liked these yet, because I really really do. Also, they remind me of marriedtothesea.com

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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2009, 06:53:12 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz:
HOLISHI!

Cram those are beautiful
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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2009, 07:11:12 pm »

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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2009, 10:27:54 pm »
Those are marvelous and comely.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2009, 08:12:10 am »
genius :mittens:

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Re: Juxtapositions
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2009, 10:49:12 am »
these are awesome
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