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« Reply #60 on: May 31, 2004, 02:48:05 am »
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well i for one am jsut glad that people still know who tom selleck is.

um so er who is he?



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He might be a Discordian.  Ask Tao.  He is the self-appointed arbiter of these things.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #61 on: May 31, 2004, 02:48:13 am »
Tom?
You don't know who Tom is?


I've got him right over here in this nice big sack.....wanna peek?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
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« Reply #62 on: May 31, 2004, 02:49:27 am »
(creeps in)

Whew, that was a close one, I almost...

(sees Bella)

 :shock:

Um...
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

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Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world wonít end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life donít matter
Youíll turn to something to help you forget
That youíre only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Donít think of us)


     -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

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« Reply #63 on: May 31, 2004, 02:49:33 am »
my mom told me that pr0nography will make me go blind...
Hell is other people.

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« Reply #64 on: May 31, 2004, 02:50:29 am »
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my mom told me that pr0nography will make me go blind...


PleEze tYPe LarGER!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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« Reply #65 on: May 31, 2004, 02:50:46 am »
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(creeps in)

Whew, that was a close one, I almost...

(sees Bella)

 :shock:

Um...
gotcha!

Now, what in the world am I gonna do with this one?

I wonder if my sister would like him?

Demonica, Honey? I have a present for you.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #66 on: May 31, 2004, 02:55:08 am »
***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***

Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...

Hey...

Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...

***
All I knew, all I believed
Are crumbling images
No longer comforting me.
Scramble to reach higher ground,
Order and sanity,
Something to comfort me.

I take what is mine, and hold what is mine,
Suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine.
Soon the water will come
And claim what is mine.
I must leave it behind,
And climb to a new place now.

This ground is not the rock I thought it to be.


   Tool, Flood

----------------
Do you believe
In the lies, the lies, the lies that shape your world?
Do you believe
In your own, your own, fictitious immortality?

The world wonít end while you walk the earth
And when you realize that your life donít matter
Youíll turn to something to help you forget
That youíre only young once, old forever

And we become what we hate
(Donít think of us)


     -Screeching Weasel, What We Hate[/size][/color]

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« Reply #67 on: May 31, 2004, 02:57:16 am »
/me stumbles around finding himself in the wrong thread, inchenerently i babble on anyway


bella hunting horabs are easy, jsu tshove a sixpack down my throat and have ater  :twisted:
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« Reply #68 on: May 31, 2004, 02:57:56 am »
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***

Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...

Hey...

Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...

***


Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.

Or so I've heard.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #69 on: May 31, 2004, 03:00:05 am »
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***

Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...

Hey...

Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...

***


Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.

Or so I've heard.
Really?

Would you and Horab mind taking a little peek just to make sure?
There's a couple of sixpacks in there......I promissssss.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

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« Reply #70 on: May 31, 2004, 09:56:36 pm »
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***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***

Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...

Hey...

Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...

***


Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.

Or so I've heard.
Really?

Would you and Horab mind taking a little peek just to make sure?
There's a couple of sixpacks in there......I promissssss.


Oh, well, back into the bag.

Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Sacktopia,
I shall fear no evil, because I'm the man with the beat-stick.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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« Reply #71 on: May 31, 2004, 10:03:34 pm »
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Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
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Quote from: Colonel Failure
***meanwhile, in SssBella's sack...***

Ack! stupid sack... stupid gum in my hair... stupid elbow in my ribs...

Hey...

Tom? Dude, can I get yer autograph? My mom would put me back in her will for your autograph...

***


Jimmy Hoffa's in there, too.

Or so I've heard.
Really?

Would you and Horab mind taking a little peek just to make sure?
There's a couple of sixpacks in there......I promissssss.


Oh, well, back into the bag.

Though I walk through the shadow of the valley of Sacktopia,
I shall fear no evil, because I'm the man with the beat-stick.

You have rendered me speechless, Roger.
Not an easy task for anyone.

Unfortunately for me, I'm laughing so hard that I dropped my sack of men and everyone has escaped.
Demonica's gonna be so cranky about it.....it was a present for her.  :evil:

Oh well, I can always catch more later.
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and you won't make a sound

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you can't believe your friends
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« Reply #72 on: June 01, 2004, 02:01:49 am »
OH OH OH   C AN I HELP CAN I CAN I HUH HUH HUH ??!?!?!?!
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

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« Reply #73 on: June 01, 2004, 02:09:27 am »
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OH OH OH   C AN I HELP CAN I CAN I HUH HUH HUH ??!?!?!?!

Yay! That would be great!!!

I think you're a natural at this.
You already caught Verthaine with your sad emoticons in the swimming thread.

This is gonna be the best present Demonica ever got.

I sure wish Tom Selleck hadn't gotten away though. :evil:
Makes me cranky.
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you can't believe your eyes
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« Reply #74 on: June 01, 2004, 02:12:09 am »
WOO HOO! IM AWSOME



::what swimming thread?::
Coito ergo sum
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock