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Unlimited Cain & Nigel Beatdown Fread

Started by Cain, September 18, 2009, 07:51:20 PM

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Cain

Thats OK though.

Teleporting bullets into peoples frontal lobes will solve that.

Cain

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NOTE:  Due to several requests, I have split this off from the intro thread.  Now, get back in there, and I want to see some fucking eye gouging, you goddamn Nancies.
- Judge Mills Lane (TGRR)




Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site?  Pretty devoted troll then.

And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel.  I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Nigel on September 18, 2009, 08:05:54 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:04:13 PM
Nah, they've lurked for a long time.  They've just changed their name recently.

Unused earlier alt.

Because who lurks on a forum for a long time, and then one day busts out in a way designed to annoy?

Trolls do.

Fact:  Both Daruko and Uncle BadTouch bragged about sleeper accounts.

Even if it isn't one of the two, whomever it is is boring me.  I'm done with this.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site?  Pretty devoted troll then.

And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel.  I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.

Hell, Cain, I have two completely clean ISPs I can use at any time, at no cost.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 07:51:20 PM
Thats OK though.

Teleporting bullets into peoples frontal lobes will solve that.

A bullet teleported into someone's brain would just be a lump of lead in their brain. It's the moving around that does all the damage.

Also, with portal teleportation that would be impossible. You could open a portal and shoot through it, but first you still have to locate the person. If teleportation devices were portable, it would be a difficult task.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cain

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 08:08:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site?  Pretty devoted troll then.

And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel.  I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.

Hell, Cain, I have two completely clean ISPs I can use at any time, at no cost.



And that may be so.  However, lack of evidence means I'm not going to make a call.  I don't rely on intuition to decide whether someone is or isn't an alt.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:12:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 18, 2009, 08:08:55 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:07:59 PM
Trolls also change their ISP simply to troll a single site?  Pretty devoted troll then.

And thanks for teaching me about trolling Nigel.  I'm pretty naive about this sort of thing, as you well know.

Hell, Cain, I have two completely clean ISPs I can use at any time, at no cost.



And that may be so.  However, lack of evidence means I'm not going to make a call.  I don't rely on intuition to decide whether someone is or isn't an alt.

Well, I see it as having two choices:

1.  It's an alt, or

2.  There's someone who is really that cloying running around unlobotomized.

I prefer to believe the first one, because it lets me sleep at night.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know this was "Nigel decides to be literal in order to act anal" hour.

Maybe you should let me know in the future, so I don't bother with metaphor.

Cain

The second one is pretty likely.  This is the biggest Discordian site on the web.  I'm just surprised we don't attract more lunatics.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Cain on September 18, 2009, 08:14:56 PM
The second one is pretty likely.  This is the biggest Discordian site on the web.  I'm just surprised we don't attract more lunatics.

To which I can only respond  :x
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Enigma

"My Truth or Beliefs" By Enigma

There ain't none until you make them up.  I can't stand the New-Age religion and I think it's responsible for the fact that I may be cracking.  It's all their fault.  Well, I've finally decided to put a stop to it.  No more.  If I accidentally end up somewhere and they start in on me: Have you spun your chakras today?  Have you read the latest channeling?  Have you created a loving day?  Have you started growing your angel wings?  I'm out of there!  I can't take it.  I'm not gonna take it.  I'm done with all of it.  I'm begging you people to take me in and give me a good home.  I welcome all the 'Fuck You's' I can get.  Please save me from all that love and light hypocrisy.  I want to find myself and be myself no matter how screwed up others might think that is.  Thanks!


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Enigma on September 18, 2009, 08:15:49 PM
"My Truth or Beliefs" By Enigma

There ain't none until you make them up.  I can't stand the New-Age religion and I think it's responsible for the fact that I may be cracking.  It's all their fault.  Well, I've finally decided to put a stop to it.  No more.  If I accidentally end up somewhere and they start in on me: Have you spun your chakras today?  Have you read the latest channeling?  Have you created a loving day?  Have you started growing your angel wings?  I'm out of there!  I can't take it.  I'm not gonna take it.  I'm done with all of it.  I'm begging you people to take me in and give me a good home.  I welcome all the 'Fuck You's' I can get.  Please save me from all that love and light hypocrisy.  I want to find myself and be myself no matter how screwed up others might think that is.  Thanks!



Prediction:  This isn't going to end well.

TGRR,
Loves the stupid fucking "hugs" Gifs, followed by the claim of hatred for touchy-feely  loveburgerism.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

Quote from: Enigma on September 18, 2009, 08:15:49 PM
I can't stand the New-Age religion

To be fair, this shows at least some level of common sense.  Your writing style may be loopy, your metaphors strange and your obsession with .gifs annoying, but I can't deny you have a point about the New Age lot.

Enigma

Thank you Cain, The Good R R and all.  What's an alt.?

Cain

Alternate account.  Someone pretending to be a different person, under a second or more identity.