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If you were sent naked into a performing ring, what is the largest animal you think you could kill, bare handed?

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Wait.  I'm only allowed to use my hands?  No other body parts?
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hahahhaha this is a good question!


probably a manatee

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Provided we begin stationary in our own corners of the performing ring, and that said ring resembles a boxing ring; a blue whale.
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Provided we begin stationary in our own corners of the performing ring, and that said ring resembles a boxing ring; a blue whale.

 :lulz:

To be honest, I am such a mush about animals that I probably would get too worked up and start crying when attempting to kill something and thus would not succeed.

Unless it was a spider or something like that, but even then, I get squicky about touching them.

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 :argh!:

I don't think water animals on dry land should count.....

For me, probably a sheep or a goat, though I might be able to take out an old cow!

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You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.
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You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

And, keep in mind that a human is an animal too.

Do we get extra points if we enjoy it?  Because if that is the case, the kid's dad is 6' + and usually around 280 lbs.

I could kill him without a weapon. 

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I think a giraffe; but i think it would take a while.

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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 05:41:44 pm »
hahahhaha this is a good question!


probably a manatee

Those things are bigger than you think. Though my brother accidentally hooked one last year and did whatever he could to get the hook out but ended up having to cut the line. Then a few days later they found a dead manatee wrapped in fishing line in the same inlet. The man cried for days...even though he was pretty sure it wasn't the one he snagged, he just felt terrible.  :sad:
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010, 05:51:57 pm »
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Re: What is the largest animal you think you could kill with your bare hands?
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2010, 05:57:58 pm »
:argh!:

I don't think water animals on dry land should count.....

Stipulation not made with challenge.

You can use any part of your body, I meant "bare hands" figuratively, not literally.

I planned on this.  My coup de grace will be defecating down the blowhole.

Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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