You are hereby sentenced to no less than 4D10 years in prison

[Cain]

http://www.insidebayarea.com/weird-news/ci_14265049

MADISON, Wis. — A man serving life in prison for first-degree intentional homicide lost his legal battle today to play Dungeons & Dragons behind bars.

Kevin T. Singer filed a federal lawsuit against officials at Wisconsin's Waupun prison, arguing that a policy banning all Dungeons & Dragons material violated his free speech and due process rights.

Prison officials instigated the Dungeons & Dragons ban among concerns that playing the game promoted gang-related activity and was a threat to security. Singer challenged the ban but the 7th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals on Monday upheld it as a reasonable policy.

If only he'd murdered a few more people, he could've taken the Assassin prestige class and been able to cast Invisibility on himself, making prison much less of a hassle.

[Cramulus]

playing the game promoted gang-related activity

I am trying to imagine the tattoos

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Prison officials instigated the Dungeons & Dragons ban among concerns that playing the game promoted gang-related activity and was a threat to security.

[Jenne]

You know what's sad?  That sounds about right.  They don't like ANYthing in prison that promotes competition or contention.  So of course they'd call that "gang-related activity" to stir the pot and make themselves look responsible, just makes them look ridiculous, however.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know what's sad?  That sounds about right.  They don't like ANYthing in prison that promotes competition or contention.  So of course they'd call that "gang-related activity" to stir the pot and make themselves look responsible, just makes them look ridiculous, however.

"YO DAWG, I JUST LEVELED!"

[Jenne]

You know what's sad?  That sounds about right.  They don't like ANYthing in prison that promotes competition or contention.  So of course they'd call that "gang-related activity" to stir the pot and make themselves look responsible, just makes them look ridiculous, however.

"YOU DAWG, I JUST LEVELED!"

Yeah, pretty sad.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know what's sad?  That sounds about right.  They don't like ANYthing in prison that promotes competition or contention.  So of course they'd call that "gang-related activity" to stir the pot and make themselves look responsible, just makes them look ridiculous, however.

"YOU DAWG, I JUST LEVELED!"

Yeah, pretty sad.

"So the DM says I failed my save and died.  So I shanked him in the chow line."

[Jenne]

You know what's sad?  That sounds about right.  They don't like ANYthing in prison that promotes competition or contention.  So of course they'd call that "gang-related activity" to stir the pot and make themselves look responsible, just makes them look ridiculous, however.

"YOU DAWG, I JUST LEVELED!"

Yeah, pretty sad.

"So the DM says I failed my save and died.  So I shanked him in the chow line."

  STOPIT!    Yer killin' me dude.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You know what's sad?  That sounds about right.  They don't like ANYthing in prison that promotes competition or contention.  So of course they'd call that "gang-related activity" to stir the pot and make themselves look responsible, just makes them look ridiculous, however.

"YOU DAWG, I JUST LEVELED!"

Yeah, pretty sad.

"So the DM says I failed my save and died.  So I shanked him in the chow line."

  STOPIT!    Yer killin' me dude.

The jokes pretty much write themselves.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Well that's one way to ensure the nerds don't break the law!! I bet cybercrime will drop by 50% when thats public info

[Eater of Clowns]

[Richter]

It gets better.  Seems like another inmate tattled to the guards on him, worried that they were starting a D+D centered gang, specifically.  Get the snitch out of general population now, before he gets his ass crammed full of d4 in the shower.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It gets better.  Seems like another inmate tattled to the guards on him, worried that they were starting a D+D centered gang, specifically.  Get the snitch out of general population now, before he gets his ass crammed full of d4 in the shower.

He's gonna get shanked with a reaper mini.

[Cain]

Do you get sneak attack bonuses with one of those?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Do you get sneak attack bonuses with one of those?

Only if you put a bunch of them in a sock.

And what gamer would do that?