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Death Coffee
« on: February 13, 2010, 03:20:51 am »
Hey this be Moooorrkkk. Roger is over and decided to make this special brew that will make your feel like you have your dick stuck in a car battery and decided to turn the key as your brain explodes out your ass. Right now he’s sitting in the chair mumbling something about world domination and deep fried twinkies as he twitches. So if you don’t hear from him in 24 hour he’s still on the toilet and possibly braiding his back hair. Right now we are on our 2nd pot and I cant feel my legs or my face.

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2010, 03:22:41 am »
 :horrormirth: I can't feel my leeeeeggggssss!!!!!
Or my eyelids for that matter...
Do I even have eyelids?

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2010, 03:24:36 am »
I need a recipe for this.
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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2010, 03:25:30 am »
THERE ARE CALM PEOPLE IN AFRICA.  DRINK THE DAMN COFFEE.

Also, post the recipe.

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2010, 03:28:53 am »
OMG my eyes are jittering so bad i can't look at my screen straight! My brain is earthquaking  :horrormirth:. My face...i can't feel it
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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2010, 03:30:17 am »
1 pot of dark coffee
1 Hershey's chocolate bar
8 shots of espresso


Bring coffee to just before boiling. Melt chocolate. Once the coffee is hot enough whisk the chocolate into coffee and add espresso. Keep on heat until chocolate is dissolved into coffee.
Drink enough to make your bowels blow out your ass like a bullet train through Rosie O'Donnel's cooch.

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2010, 03:31:20 am »
Can it be a light roast?  Say, columbian?

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2010, 03:32:40 am »
Can it be a light roast?  Say, columbian?

You can use pretty much any coffee except decaf. :)

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2010, 03:38:45 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuZ59CUBkwY

Roger is now watching the above link over and over as he touching himself in inappropriate places.

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2010, 03:40:14 am »
I didn't need to see that.... my eyes!

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2010, 03:43:14 am »
The power shits have begun and one after the other people are having the world fall out of their asses.

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2010, 03:45:02 am »
1 pot of dark coffee
1 Hershey's chocolate bar
8 shots of espresso


Bring coffee to just before boiling. Melt chocolate. Once the coffee is hot enough whisk the chocolate into coffee and add espresso. Keep on heat until chocolate is dissolved into coffee.
Drink enough to make your bowels blow out your ass like a bullet train through Rosie O'Donnel's cooch.

I knew there was a reason I owned an expresso machine.
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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2010, 03:56:19 am »
Roger is now reduced to twitching on the ground and howling like a rabid animal. I think he is loosing his shit again.

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2010, 04:23:50 am »
I'm surprised that one of you hasn't started thinking that it'd be a good idea to start taping crappy quality video on a cellphone or something.  It wouldn't be a good idea.  But it would.

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Re: Death Coffee
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2010, 04:27:31 am »
1 pot of dark coffee
1 Hershey's chocolate bar
8 shots of espresso


Bring coffee to just before boiling. Melt chocolate. Once the coffee is hot enough whisk the chocolate into coffee and add espresso. Keep on heat until chocolate is dissolved into coffee.
Drink enough to make your bowels blow out your ass like a bullet train through Rosie O'Donnel's cooch.

Yoinked for my friend who owns a coffee shop and thinks she's tried every recipe there is. 

Thanks :)
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