Unlimited Unemployment FAIL thread.

[Suu]

SO I WAIT ON HOLD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF TO FIND OUT I'M NOT MONETARILY ELIGIBLE BECAUSE MY INCOME FOR 2009 WASN'T REPORTED.

MY INCOME FOR 2009 WASN'T REPORTED.
INCOME 2009 WASN'T REPORTED.
INCOME WASN'T REPORTED.
WASN'T REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just faxed my W2 to unemployment.

I waited...3 weeks...to find out...I'm not....eligible...because...my...income...wasn't...reported....someone...is...going...to...pay...for...this....

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bds]

BURN IT ALL DOWN.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

WTF

How is that even possible? Dude. Someone's gonna have to pay.

[Suu]

EITHER

My employers fudged their tax information at the end of the fiscal year so that they could claim a loss.

OR

Rhode Island is trying to dick me over because they don't have money to pay me anyway.

[Cain]

Both sound equally plausible.  Probably easier to check on your former bosses first.  Rhode Island will probably just keep you on the line for 10 hours and then tell you they couldn't find the information to let you know one way or another whether they actually have it.

[Elder Iptuous]

I don't know anything about Rhode Island.
but it makes me think of 'Me, Myself, & Irene'....
therefore, i recommend taking a shit on the lawn of your former employer while reading the newspaper.


i also think it would help if the thread title was shorter. 

[Suu]

I don't know anything about Rhode Island.
but it makes me think of 'Me, Myself, & Irene'....
therefore, i recommend taking a shit on the lawn of your former employer while reading the newspaper.


i also think it would help if the thread title was shorter. 

Fixed.

[Richter]

SO I WAIT ON HOLD FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF TO FIND OUT I'M NOT MONETARILY ELIGIBLE BECAUSE MY INCOME FOR 2009 WASN'T REPORTED.

MY INCOME FOR 2009 WASN'T REPORTED.
INCOME 2009 WASN'T REPORTED.
INCOME WASN'T REPORTED.
WASN'T REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Just faxed my W2 to unemployment.

I waited...3 weeks...to find out...I'm not....eligible...because...my...income...wasn't...reported....someone...is...going...to...pay...for...this....

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[Juana]

Stupid shit, Suu.

But hey, at least the RI unemployment people let you stay ON the line. Here in California, if you're not lucky enough to catch someone, they drop you completely. No hold, no nothing. "We're sorry we couldn't take your call. Good bye" =click=

[Suu]

I said enough was enough and implemented my Nokia-given right to automatic redial.

[PeregrineBF]

Spleens for the Squishy Pile!

[Richter]

I said enough was enough and implemented my Nokia-given right to automatic redial.

No trick to get through to a human is bad form when dealing with those pricks.  (Just ask Ouzel)  Also, clal abck, from his reports half of them are incompetent, and answers may differ. 

Spleens for the Squishy Pile!

RECLINE ON THE USELSS ORGANS WITH YOUR SOFT DECADENT SPLEEN GODS, AND THE GLORIOUS VIOLENCE OF KHORNE WILL HACK YOU FROM THIS WORLD. 

STAND!
SCREAM!
FIGHT!
MAIMKILLBURN!

[PeregrineBF]

SPLEENS ARE NOT USELESS, FOR THEY STORE BLOOD FOR KHORNE!

[Suu]

I said enough was enough and implemented my Nokia-given right to automatic redial.

No trick to get through to a human is bad form when dealing with those pricks.  (Just ask Ouzel)  Also, clal abck, from his reports half of them are incompetent, and answers may differ. 

I've had to file for unemployment 3 times in the past 4 years and have have YET to have a successful claim. There's always excuses as to why they won't give me money.

Also, they closed the call center for half the day today and all day tomorrow to work on the "backlog".

Fuck them.

[Suu]

***UPDATE***

No shit there I was...

I got a call back from the DLT, and they said that my fax didn't go through for my W2, but, that they would also need to see every single paystub of mine for the last 3 quarters of 2009. 

Flabbergasted, I call my former boss, who calls me back and says that she got fucked too because it was in fact, the owners that never supplied the state with the information. 

Long story short, they're faxing all of our information over as we speak.