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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1290 on: June 30, 2016, 12:12:50 am »
She's not a teabagger though, she's a democrat.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1291 on: June 30, 2016, 02:26:40 am »
She's not a teabagger though, she's a democrat.

what state are we in again?

They are ALL teabaggers, except Kirkpatrick, and she has to carry a parang around with her wherever she goes.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1293 on: February 18, 2017, 09:55:01 pm »
I'm bringing caffeine.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1294 on: February 20, 2017, 05:37:55 am »
I'm bringing caffeine.

There was a science fiction story about this.  Drake or Niven or Pournelle, can't remember. Tobacco is outlawed, and there's no due process for possession.  The convict's wife had found him with some contraband pall malls and was going to turn him in, they scuffled, she died.  He had to choose the method of his execution.  The convict chose cigarettes.  So they made him smoke 5 packs a day.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1295 on: February 20, 2017, 06:54:04 am »
How the hell does it take two hours to kill a person who can't fight back? Why the hell do all our execution methods seem like the kind of thing that would be devised by Doctor Evil!?
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1296 on: February 23, 2017, 10:22:15 pm »
http://azcapitoltimes.com/news/2017/02/22/arizona-senate-crackdown-on-protests/

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Claiming people are being paid to riot, Republican state senators voted Wednesday to give police new power to arrest anyone who is involved in a peaceful demonstration that may turn bad — even before anything actually happened.
SB1142 expands the state’s racketeering laws, now aimed at organized crime, to also include rioting. And it redefines what constitutes rioting to include actions that result in damage to the property of others.
   
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Sen. Sylvia Allen, R-Snowflake, said the new criminal laws are necessary.
“I have been heartsick with what’s been going on in our country, what young people are being encouraged to do,’’ she said.
She agreed with Quezada that there already are laws that cover overt acts. But Allen said they don’t work.
“If they get thrown in jail, somebody pays to get them out,’’ she said. “There has to be something to deter them from that.’’ 

R-Snowflake, please tell me that is not a misprint
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1297 on: February 23, 2017, 10:52:11 pm »
I'm bringing caffeine.

There was a science fiction story about this.  Drake or Niven or Pournelle, can't remember. Tobacco is outlawed, and there's no due process for possession.  The convict's wife had found him with some contraband pall malls and was going to turn him in, they scuffled, she died.  He had to choose the method of his execution.  The convict chose cigarettes.  So they made him smoke 5 packs a day.

OK, I gave you all a chance to pull "marijuana" and no-one did.

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1298 on: February 23, 2017, 11:58:39 pm »
http://azcapitoltimes.com/news/2017/02/22/arizona-senate-crackdown-on-protests/

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Claiming people are being paid to riot, Republican state senators voted Wednesday to give police new power to arrest anyone who is involved in a peaceful demonstration that may turn bad — even before anything actually happened.
SB1142 expands the state’s racketeering laws, now aimed at organized crime, to also include rioting. And it redefines what constitutes rioting to include actions that result in damage to the property of others.
   
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Sen. Sylvia Allen, R-Snowflake, said the new criminal laws are necessary.
“I have been heartsick with what’s been going on in our country, what young people are being encouraged to do,’’ she said.
She agreed with Quezada that there already are laws that cover overt acts. But Allen said they don’t work.
“If they get thrown in jail, somebody pays to get them out,’’ she said. “There has to be something to deter them from that.’’ 

R-Snowflake, please tell me that is not a misprint

It is not.  Allen has also stated that church should be compulsory.
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1299 on: February 24, 2017, 12:19:51 am »
R-Snowflake, please tell me that is not a misprint

It is not.  Allen has also stated that church should be compulsory.
Wow,  :eek: do you think she fell out of a timeslip from Plimoth Plantation? [Before it became a tourist attraction, of course]
If the answer is Donald J Trump then it must have been a fucking stupid question.
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Collusion??? ~ "If it truly was a nothingburger, there’s nothing here, why not open the kimono?”

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1300 on: February 24, 2017, 03:28:20 am »
R-Snowflake, please tell me that is not a misprint

It is not.  Allen has also stated that church should be compulsory.
Wow,  :eek: do you think she fell out of a timeslip from Plimoth Plantation? [Before it became a tourist attraction, of course]

She said that we'd be better off if everyone had to go to church on Sunday.  Someone asked her about Jews, who of course celebrate on Saturday, then all of a sudden it got complicated and she announced that it had all been satire.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1301 on: February 28, 2017, 10:37:15 pm »
I hear Arizona is going to start taking people's houses away if they plan a protest.

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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1302 on: February 28, 2017, 10:44:54 pm »
I hear Arizona is going to start taking people's houses away if they plan a protest.

Yes.  "Conspiracy to petition the government for redress."
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Re: UNLIMITED Arizona Hilarity thread
« Reply #1304 on: April 06, 2017, 03:33:22 pm »
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix-breaking/2017/04/04/maricopa-county-sheriff-paul-penzone-tent-city-closing/100023562/

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