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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #90 on: December 23, 2011, 09:16:35 pm »
wow, the ORIGINAL Cursemas page. This is from 1998ish? http://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/cursemas.html

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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #91 on: December 23, 2011, 09:22:02 pm »
wow, the ORIGINAL Cursemas page. This is from 1998ish? http://www.angelfire.com/ct2/jellobrothers/cursemas.html

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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #92 on: December 23, 2011, 10:23:24 pm »

SUU: I curse you with a tendency to sneeze often in social situations!



How dare you!

*sneezes*
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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #93 on: December 23, 2011, 10:27:20 pm »
Remember my leg is in a cast? I'm not doing much stepping these days, let alone in chewing gum.

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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #94 on: December 23, 2011, 10:34:08 pm »

Rumckle: I curse you to lose your keys and then find them, after some frustration, in a place you already looked


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You bastard, this happened at least twice this year
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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #95 on: December 23, 2011, 10:36:32 pm »
Cramulus: I curse you to lose your moustaches under your bed. All of them.

Cainad: I *sneeze* curse you to have an hour of hiccups for each *achooo* sneeze I have.

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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #96 on: December 23, 2011, 11:10:05 pm »
mwahaha

Roger and Cramulus: I curse you both to have a shared dream experience in which you participate in questionable behaviors with one another.

LMNO: I curse you with a cold breeze to add some shrinkage to your whisky dick.

Nigel: I curse you with a slight but persistent feeling that there is a hair on your tongue. 

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Twid: I curse you with Hipster-Flu. I'd tell you what the symptoms are, but you probably wouldn't get it.

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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #97 on: December 23, 2011, 11:16:42 pm »
Roger and Cramulus: I curse you both to have a shared dream experience in which you participate in questionable behaviors with one another.

1. :tao&evt:
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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #98 on: December 23, 2011, 11:24:16 pm »
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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #99 on: December 23, 2011, 11:26:04 pm »
Roger and Cramulus: I curse you both to have a shared dream experience in which you participate in questionable behaviors with one another.

1. :tao&evt:
2.  :a2m:
3.  :oops::hi5::lol:
4. IT WAS ALL A DREAM
5.    :?:hi5::?

I think if we can somehow fit a dream within a dream, this could be the script for "Inception 2."
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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #100 on: December 23, 2011, 11:31:32 pm »


OH GOD
she looks hungry


WAIT WHAT IS THE SCALE OF THIS IMAGE



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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #101 on: December 24, 2011, 12:11:05 am »
Cram- i only read the sentence once.

I curse you to be very aware of that itch inside your left ear canal AND that youre out of qtips.
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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #102 on: December 24, 2011, 12:16:49 am »
Dimo- i curse you to go searching for your beer only to find it in a place you havent even gone in your house today.
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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #103 on: December 24, 2011, 12:26:28 am »
I curse everyone in this thread with an itch at the back of your throat that feels like it was caused by cookie crumbs and no amount of coughing will get rid of it.
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Re: Merry Cursemas!
« Reply #104 on: December 24, 2011, 12:31:30 am »
Dimo: I curse you to live in West Warwick. Forever.

Twid: I curse you to get stuck at the TD Banknorth Garden during a Taylor Swift concert.

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