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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #60 on: March 29, 2011, 08:47:44 pm »
No problems with anythign beign printed.  YES YES YES.

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #61 on: March 29, 2011, 08:48:10 pm »
Don't let that question end the thread, incidentally.  I'd like more material, if anyone has any decent nightmares between now and, say, Friday.
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #62 on: March 29, 2011, 08:48:37 pm »
TGRR:  Don't forget to take the hammer.  May need it.

Oh, I've always got the hammer.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #63 on: March 29, 2011, 08:54:12 pm »
Please, keep it coming, I'm enjoying the hell out of this.
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #64 on: March 29, 2011, 08:59:04 pm »
I would be very very happy with mine going to print, with the qualification that I feel it needs an editing, and to give me a deadline at somepoint so that I can see to it that its done.
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #65 on: March 29, 2011, 09:00:04 pm »
I would be very very happy with mine going to print, with the qualification that I feel it needs an editing, and to give me a deadline at somepoint so that I can see to it that its done.

It shouldn't be polished, actually...But if you must, I'd like to start organizing this on Friday.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #66 on: March 29, 2011, 09:02:02 pm »
This thing sure took on a life all its own!

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #67 on: March 29, 2011, 09:05:26 pm »
This thing sure took on a life all its own!

I have a couple more ideas, will write between now & bedtime, once they've soaked a bit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #68 on: March 29, 2011, 09:07:23 pm »
Fuck's sake where have I been all day to have missed this?  I need to chew a while, I'll be back.

Until then, take these motherfuckers:

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #69 on: March 29, 2011, 09:16:20 pm »
This is your nightly news.

The provisional Military Government today has declared Martial Law for Southampton. They have imposed a curfew between the hours of sunset and sunrise. Any person outside during this time will be rounded up and taken to the Royal Victoria Country Park.

General Grind explained that this is in response to the rising number of disappearing homeless people in the city. He has explained that by placing these people in one location it will be much easier to protect them and to determine the reason behind the disappearances.  

All employers have been instructed to adjust operating hours to insure there is no reason for anyone to be out during these hours.

Remember to keep at least two days of provisions in your home as no stores will be allowed to remain open after dark.

In other news....



"General, everything is in place now. We have 8 teams standing by to be activated under the Park."

"Excellent. Have them ready to attack an hour after those things start feeding. We want as many beasts in one place as possible.

Let's pass out extra munitions to the surface fire teams. Cover the entire perimeter with remote activated mines for extra containment. I want as many mini guns as possible on the river banks to prevent any escape route.

Inform the surface fire teams that civilian casualties are acceptable. All fire teams are to be issued automatic weapons."

"All set, Sir."
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #70 on: March 29, 2011, 09:17:52 pm »
Fuck, Charley...
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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #71 on: March 29, 2011, 09:21:56 pm »
- Base, this is Edwards, B Squad. Sector Five clear. No movement. 

BASE TO EDWARDS - COPY THAT ALL CLEAR

- Wait. Strike the last. There's something in the Northwest tunnel. I'm gonna check it out. 

BELAY THAT - FALL BACK AND WAIT FOR SIGMA BATTALION

- Copy that. Falling back to safe... Base, confirm Sector Four clear. 

CONFIRMED

- Base, confirm with sonar. I'm getting a reading from quadrant twelve. 

NEGATIVE - RUN DIAGNOSTICS CHECK UPON RETURN

- Base this is Edwards! We got Nessies in Four! Repeat, Four is not clear. Falling back to... Oh, fuck me. 

EDWARDS REPORT

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #72 on: March 29, 2011, 09:22:32 pm »
Fuck, Charley...

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #73 on: March 29, 2011, 09:23:12 pm »
All my shit's KL!! ...if you want it, you can have it!

Also, writing new one in my head, hope it stays put til I get to my puter. Am typing on phone atm.

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Re: More Futurisitic Fun Than You Really Wanted, part I of V
« Reply #74 on: March 29, 2011, 09:23:41 pm »
Fuck, Charley...

Hunting 101, every trap has to have bait.  :evil:

You sent chills down my spine.
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