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Started by Suu, August 23, 2011, 09:12:17 PM

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Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 24, 2011, 03:13:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 11:20:55 PM
Is it bad that I assumed this thread was about ECH?  :lulz:

It is, actually. I was wondering how long it would take for people to make the connection.

I almost blamed you.  Especially since I knew you had the day/week off...

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East Coast Hustle

Quote from: Iptuous on August 24, 2011, 04:02:36 PM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on August 24, 2011, 03:13:58 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on August 23, 2011, 11:20:55 PM
Is it bad that I assumed this thread was about ECH?  :lulz:

It is, actually. I was wondering how long it would take for people to make the connection.

i halfway expected you to change your handle to ECE, already.
where did the 'fuck you one-eye' come from, anyways?

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The Weather Channel says the east coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault-line running under D.C. and through Virginia. It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama says it's really Bush's Fault. Other theories are that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves, or that it was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.

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hirley0

#38
comparing 3 Uee's
       38N 78W           37°N, 105°W
                                      4.6 22 23:30:20
5.8 8/23,17:51:04U   5.3 23 05:46:19 3.5/06:56:59 3.8/07:17:58 3.2/09:37:57
                                      2.3/10:29:32 2.6/12:03:56 3.9/14:11:13 U
4.2 8/24,00:04:36U   2.6 24 02:40:39 2.9/05:07:51 3.0/07:15:57 2.5/10:39:52  
3.4 8/24,04:45:26U
2.5 8/25,04:06:47U   3.2 25 03:44:41
2.3 8/25,06:37:31U
4.5 8/25,05:07:50U   2.5 8/25,20:34:36U


8/26 TOP DOWN v
index
10d 38N 78W
2.6 8/25,23:40:56U 37.903°N, 77.814°W Depth   4.9 km (3.0 miles)
- A simulare movement -?
5.3 37°N, 105°W
2.5 8/25,20:34:36U 37.117°N, 104.659°W Depth 2.7 km (1.7 miles)
= Uee == {UnusuaLL Energy Event Too?
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8/25 9:57B
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/08/23/virginia-nuclear-plant-had-quake-sensors-removed-due-to-budget-cuts/
http://panic.geos.vt.edu/helitemp/ http://panic.geos.vt.edu/helitemp/vtso/BLA_EHZ_SE_--.2011082300.gif
http://panic.geos.vt.edu/helitemp/vtso/BLA_EHZ_SE_--.2011082300.gif
http://panic.geos.vt.edu/helitemp/vtso/VWCC_EHZ_SE_--.2011082300.gif
The connection has timed out
http://panic.geos.vt.edu/helitemp/others/BLA_BHZ_US_00.2011082300.gif {ReaLLy bla bLA
10:45 http://panic.geos.vt.edu/helitemp/others/TIGA_BHZ_TA_--.2011082300.gif
10:47 http://panic.geos.vt.edu/helitemp/others/CSB_EHZ_CO_00.2011082300.gif
10:48 http://panic.geos.vt.edu/helitemp/others/RGR_EHZ_CO_00.2011082300.gif
Virginia Tech Seismological Observatory www.vtso.geos.vt.edu

http://www.geol.vt.edu/outreach/vtso/2011/0823-louisa/seismograms1.png




6 Not to be confused with S&P for eXample. I DO recomend staying tuned in
5 Rather i rEfer to the reLeasE of this Energy As Uee (Energy Event
4 base upon the whoo whoo whoo above in the thread i do not say QUake to R
3 Object LENGTH? 4.9-3.7 1.2 Miles / believe whatever you like about Augest
2  77.933-77.896=.037*60M/d 2.22 Miles ?"East"? & .24 Miles North & .6 M up
1 the motion derived from the Location data (Virginia) suggests to me ThaT
My propaganda (BROWN{HA HA}) ABOUT THIS SGS.goV propaganda is AS aBove (read bottom UP}^


5.8 8/23,17:51:04U 37.936°N, 77.933°W Depth 6 km (3.7 miles)

4.2 8/24,00:04:36U 37.912°N, 77.951°W Depth 7.9 km (4.9 miles)

3.4 8/24,04:45:26U 37.925°N, 77.994°W Depth 4.9 km (3.0 miles)

2.5 8/25,04:06:47U 37.923°N, 77.988°W Depth 0.1 km (~0.1 mile)

2.3 8/25,06:37:31U 37.912°N, 77.969°W Depth 0.1 km (~0.1 mile

4.5 8/25,05:07:50U 37.940°N, 77.896°W Depth 5 km (3.1 miles)teal



I DO wonder how long it wiLL take 7:38 ? 8:15 =? 37 min {maybe
yes? MISS:i'LL try2Link above 08:14:58 AM

Quote from: Richter on August 23, 2011, 11:40:06 PM
Quote from: Dimocritus on August 23, 2011, 09:20:20 PM
Didn't feel a thing. But that's not out of the ordinary.

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From looking at peoples' posts on sites like this: http://www.acadiaforum.net/forum/index.php?topic=9863.msg158526;topicseen

there were tours of those caverns that run along and were caused by the fault line that goes straight through VA going on during the quake.  Funny how, a little over a week ago, I just LEARNED about the damned fault line and now EVERYONE knows about it.  Pretty damned scary to be in the caverns, hear how they're made, and hear the joke about instant death if there's a good sized earthquake--lovely long rock knives coming straight at your head!

One post reads like this from HuffPo:

Quote"I wouldn't want to have been on the Luray Caverns tour when this happened. The tour guides have a little joke they like to tell the tourists. I forget the set-up, but the punchline is: "where else can you get a below-grou­nd burial for twenty-fou­r dollars?"."


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Quote from: Cainad on August 26, 2011, 02:39:10 AM


Cainad, I either owe you a beer, or a slap on the back of the head.

Possibly both.
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hirley0

#43
TBC WeLL maybe Not? {LiMe)(6:43?xxB}8/28 07:49:36
8/30 8:30 pdT 38°N, 78°W active ?/? 37°N, 105°W dying out
8/31 3:45pm 2.1 37.922°N, 77.882°W Depth   0.7 km (~0.4 mile)
9/01 09:09U 3.4 37.951°N, 77.927°W Depth   3.5 km (2.2 miles)
9/ ? 9/
9/3 O=0
9/03 21:10:53 2.0
----------------- 2nd 8 ---------------
9/5 16:54:24 2.5
9/6 09:03:16 2.1
9/7 05:56:43 2.1
---TEAL=Tuesday---
U8  East Coast Earth acTivity i'z been listening to has died down?
F9 """"/

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