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I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« on: October 14, 2011, 02:05:44 pm »


I am really really really really sorry.

I feel awful about it.


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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2011, 02:24:51 pm »
:lulz:

I laughed for a full minute at this :lol:
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2011, 02:31:10 pm »
This is the best absurdist meme ever.
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2011, 02:38:01 pm »

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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2011, 02:44:55 pm »

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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2011, 02:48:24 pm »

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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2011, 02:57:31 pm »
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2011, 03:00:25 pm »
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« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2011, 03:07:43 pm »
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2011, 04:21:24 pm »
ATTN CAT OWNERS

PLEASE check your cat's penis

we are VERY concerned

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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2011, 04:22:42 pm »
:lulz: this thread.
Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial increases in corpse production.

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« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2011, 04:25:49 pm »
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2011, 04:50:20 pm »
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Re: I'm so sorry to hear about your cat's penis
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2011, 05:00:16 pm »
Yet again the nanny wall keeps me from teh funnay.   :evilmad:
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