
Don't even have to do the dirty job of setting 'em up. Just KYFMS, fix your GRIN in place and look outraged and shocked, SHOCKED about the toilet problem and grateful about how fortunate you were to get a chance to go before "that bizarre incident" occurred.
We've been doing this a very long time. I won't say precisely how long, because LMNO will have fits.
How about an XP level between 1 and 20? None of that "mythic" bs. 20 being as close to transcendent godhood as a mortal gets.
4th. We got level-draining lice in 2007.

The ST is clearly a dick,
and her name is Eris.
Way, WAY before I first got here it seems that there was a civil war @ pd I hear occasional reference to. What was the basic argument?
The board was run by the owner, Lauren, and a few of her pals. They had a secret mod page (Cain spotted this when he realized that the sum of the sub-forum's posts didn't match up the board's total posts), and they used it to actively fuck with the non-pinealists. One guy, Hugh, actually fished into the database to read people's PMs, and then rat them out to people with edited versions of what was actually said.
Somewhere along the line, I got banned for being "too chaotic". A few members raised hell, and I was readmitted.
This went on for about two years, and the board shrank from 200 regular users to about 6, as we all bailed out (the subforum "Or Kill Me" was a ghetto for ranting in, so we wouldn't get in the way of the deep discussions about cookies & pie) except for harrassing the admins. ECH hung around and schemed, and when Lauren finally had enough, she gave him the board. Most of the regulars came back, and Hugh was exiled to a Pagan board, where he babbled the sort of nonsense he preached here, to about 6 people, before inadvertently marrying a Filippino post-op transgendered lady and then going nuts and being locked up when he found out (no shit, actually happened).
The other mods and Eldora (the less said about her, the better) went off to Eris Bar & Grill, where they suffocated in their own poop.
The board recovered until FB came along and drained all the members away.
So we replaced an evil dicatatorship with a vile dictatorship. Which is something.