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I created a matrix that controls the world.
« on: July 20, 2016, 10:19:29 pm »
I created a matrix that controls the world.
Principlematrix of actions in this file

https://yadi.sk/d/aS7cWtdosH8VM

File cost 100 million. dollars.

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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2016, 10:27:46 pm »
wat.
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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2016, 11:05:55 pm »
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2016, 11:32:30 pm »
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2016, 11:34:36 pm »
Riiiiiiiiiiight.

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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2016, 11:41:33 pm »
I feel like "nuke it from orbit" is a reasonable approach here.
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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2016, 12:23:48 am »
If someone crested a matrix to control the world, I would jump for joy for on that day we would finally have someone to blame for this mess we call a world, before inserting them in a bonfire post haste.

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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2016, 02:52:48 am »
I created a matrix that controls the world.
Principlematrix of actions in this file

https://yadi.sk/d/aS7cWtdosH8VM

File cost 100 million. dollars.

while I admire your ambition, not clicking that horrible virus.  Thanks anyway.
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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2016, 03:28:55 am »

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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2016, 05:24:53 am »
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

No thanks. 
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in

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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2016, 03:09:35 pm »
Isn't this the second time someone with that same avatar has turned up peddling mysterious bullshit?
 
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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2016, 04:06:57 pm »
Can you give us a better explanation of what it is, and why we should download it?

YOU do not have anything if you do not have curiosity. Download, know what it is. I will not explain.

So you're just a spammer. Got it.
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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2016, 04:45:20 pm »
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.
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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2016, 05:17:38 pm »
The name it came up with was Lois.  I find that really funny for some reason.
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Re: I created a matrix that controls the world.
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2016, 05:32:00 pm »
I wonder what file type The Matrix is...

If The Matrix that controls the world isn't a .bat file, I'm jumping off a cliff. I refuse to live in a matrix that isn't colored DOS text.

It's a .exe
If someone does the Fine, youre right, Im clearly a terrible person, Im Satan, Im the worst person alive, I should just die thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


Although it is outside the purview of this organization to offer personal advice, we can say -- without assuming any liability -- that previous experience indicates (and recent market studies corroborate) that given the present condition of the marketplace, continuing with your present course of action is likely to result in substantial in