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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #62 on: December 24, 2016, 07:46:56 pm »
Just re-watching "the producers". Just wanted to note that "Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the nazi party" should have been an election slogan this year. I'm somewhat surprised it wasn't.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #63 on: January 01, 2017, 03:16:31 am »
Just re-watching "the producers". Just wanted to note that "Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the nazi party" should have been an election slogan this year. I'm somewhat surprised it wasn't.

The whole election was like some kind of post-modern reimagining of The Producers where the play-within-a-play (Springtime For Hitler being here represented by Republican fascism) bled into the frame story (corresponding to Hillary's "pied piper" gambit)
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #64 on: January 01, 2017, 12:46:14 pm »
Read all about it!! Shocking admission!! Proud Dad lets slip that it was Barron who hacked the DNC!!

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2017, 08:09:36 pm »
It's worth mentioning that Betsy DeVos (Our new secretary of education) is Eric Prince's sister.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #66 on: January 19, 2017, 02:42:37 am »
Apparently, Trump thinks being president is a 40 hour/week job.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #67 on: January 19, 2017, 03:35:14 am »
This is the same Trump who criticised Obama for playing too much golf and describes himself as a workaholic?  :lulz:

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #68 on: January 19, 2017, 03:36:18 am »
Obviously the best time to get up to any international chicanery will be this weekend.  America's ambassadors and other top officials are being made to quit as soon as Trump is sworn in as President, and there will be no direction from the White House either.

Just saying.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #69 on: January 19, 2017, 04:23:51 am »
Obviously the best time to get up to any international chicanery will be this weekend.  America's ambassadors and other top officials are being made to quit as soon as Trump is sworn in as President, and there will be no direction from the White House either.

Just saying.

This is gonna be hilarious.  Like the Mount Pelee eruption.
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #70 on: January 19, 2017, 04:35:48 am »
Nobody could have forseen...

I'm just glad you've wrested the "dumbest advanced nation" crown from our heads yet again.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #71 on: January 19, 2017, 04:50:17 am »
Nobody could have forseen...

I'm just glad you've wrested the "dumbest advanced nation" crown from our heads yet again.

It's back where it belongs.   :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #72 on: January 19, 2017, 02:26:15 pm »
Don't start celebrating yet. We currently have some unelected idiot running around in a tartan clown costume explaining to everyone how leaving the european union and staying in it are the same thing.  :lulz:
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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #73 on: January 19, 2017, 03:15:15 pm »
Nobody could have forseen...

I'm just glad you've wrested the "dumbest advanced nation" crown from our heads yet again.

It really just makes sense that we should be at the forefront of the collapse of civilization.

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Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« Reply #74 on: January 19, 2017, 06:46:21 pm »
Don't start celebrating yet. We currently have some unelected idiot running around in a tartan clown costume explaining to everyone how leaving the european union and staying in it are the same thing.  :lulz:

We have 21 hours til Trumpland.
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