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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #15 on: December 27, 2016, 05:41:04 pm »
I drove up the mountain today, because icy mountain roads in a two wheel drive are kinda my thing.

Plus, I was listening to a mashup of Boz Scaggs and The Frost Heaves, so there was no fear in Mudville.
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #16 on: December 27, 2016, 05:53:32 pm »

Plus, I was listening to a mashup of Boz Scaggs and The Frost Heaves, so there was no fear in Mudville.

I'd be interested in hearing that.

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2016, 05:58:49 pm »

Plus, I was listening to a mashup of Boz Scaggs and The Frost Heaves, so there was no fear in Mudville.

I'd be interested in hearing that.

Sure.  I've got the file on my home comp.

And then Carrie Fisher died.
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #18 on: December 27, 2016, 06:21:13 pm »
RIP Princess Leia Organa
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2016, 04:33:45 pm »
ASK ME. ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS.

It took me much longer than it really should have to figure this out.
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Shit, it's somebody else's problem... even better.

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2016, 04:36:19 pm »
I have had a leaky shower for over a year  :sad:

I have bypassed the problem but to properly fix it I think we're going to have to fully replace it. I don't think my DIY skills are up to redoing a bathroom unfortunately.

On the other hand, one of my key skills is ignoring small problems until they become big ones so I can probably get another six months at least out of the hose valve I added before it or my girlfriend finally gives in.

You probably just need a new stem valve gasket, depending on the age of the shower. They're super easy to replace.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2016, 05:07:27 pm »
Have you considered that it might be the stem valve gasket, instead?

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2016, 11:42:44 pm »
 :lulz:
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2016, 11:44:44 pm »
Unrelated to anything, I just learned that our facilities department is abbreviated FAPAIM. I don't know what it stands for, but FAPAIM  sent me a confirmation email for my request to have our hazardous waste removed.
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2016, 11:46:20 pm »
Hopefully they have good enough FAPAIM that they don't get contamination everywhere.
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #25 on: December 29, 2016, 12:15:02 am »
New record for driving down the mountain today.  14 minutes 52 seconds from the parking lot to route 86.
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2016, 06:39:00 am »
Hopefully they have good enough FAPAIM that they don't get contamination everywhere.

If not, let's hope they at least follow proper Jeopardous Instances of Zealous Manipulation Originating Perilous Results protocol.


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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2016, 01:17:56 pm »
I'm pretty sure it's all part of Containment Under Managerial Review And Guidance.
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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2016, 10:33:28 pm »
I am binge watching Preacher.  It's as good as I expected it to be. 

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Re: Open Bar: Fake News, Fake Bar
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2016, 12:40:52 am »
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